Ask the person below you a question

As I kept exploring the forum I was shocked for the huge lack of forum games thus I shall be presenting one to you:
Ask the person below you a question!

Its simple: The previous poster has a certain question posted, you shall answer this question and ask a new question for the next poster. (So only answer the question of the person right before you).

In this case I myself will be the previous poster and shall ask the first question:
What is your favorite food?

Cake

Have you not read the numerous threads in this vein within the wasteland?

There is a lot of crap in the wasteland, didn't find such an amazing forum game as this one!

Can you juggle? If so with how many balls or knives?

I cannot

When do you think this thread will be moved to the wasteland? An hour? Maybe two?

What time is it in Britain? Mid-afternoon? Probably in a couple hours when Brenden and René get home, kick off their heels, wipe off their makeup, open a bottle of chardonnay and settle down for the evening.

If you were having sex with Simon, what position would you take?

All of them, and invent a few while we're at it.


Have you ever wondered if you have met a secret agent or spy in your lifetime?

Yeah, I honestly have :/

What is your best childhood memory?

Feeding the parrots at the San Diego zoo.

Why does Derek have such an enormous dick and why does he love showing it off so much when people PM him dirty things about it?

Beats me. He's never shown it to me!

Why do I hate getting my hair cut?

Maybe you're worried about the result of the haircut. I hate it as well. Not only can it be such a pain in the ass if there's a long wait for your turn, but it's just such a dull experience. I also hate that my hair grows so fast, and need a hair cut too often.

Where do you most want to travel, but have never been?

Yes. I especially love peanut-butter-and-banana milkshakes.

What's your favourite movie of all time?

Up

Read on a Kindle or paperback book?

Paperback, the smell is unbeatable.



Have you ever cheated on your wife then told a gay internet forum about it?

Yes, but only because I was expecting mindless reassurance so I could go on making morally dubious choices without feeling guilty.

What do you imagine Simon smells like?

Gingerbread











I couldn't resist.









Do you prefer to read fiction or nonfiction?

Fiction, so I can cling to the notion that I'm learning nothing in defiance of my ninth grade LA teacher.

What do you imagine Derek would taste like?

I just checked. Slightly salty, but I sweating earlier.

If you could bang any person of royalty alive today, who would you pick?

Easy. Harry, because he is ginger and has a nice ass.

Who was your favorite childhood hero and what made him so special?

The Chuckle Brothers because they made me chuckle and didn't try to molest me when I met them in real life as a young boy.

Do you think Pooler is an actual paedophile?