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Cast a curse on Pharisee

Unread postby Théurge la Corneille » 16 November 2020, 20:14

The Bible is full of bullshit.

I don't think that gay phallic penatration is a good thing but i don't judge because i am sure that heaven just don' care of it.

I am a sophist theurge inspired by Jesus Christ buddah and the gods..

If a pharisee really want to spiritualy abuse you in anyway point a finger at him and say :

"i curse you Jehovah ego superego tetragrammaton by Jesus Christ resurrected whose father is the divine self"

in french :

"je te maudit toi Jehovah ego superego tetragrammaton par Jésus Christ ressucité dont le père est le soi"

I Take this theurgic christian curse from the inspiration of Jesus Christ himself.

Don't abuse of this christian theurgic curse.
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Re: Cast a curse on Pharisee

Unread postby Marmaduke » 16 November 2020, 20:45

I’d probably have a better chance of identifying what you were getting at if you re-submitted the whole post in French. Genuinely.
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Re: Cast a curse on Pharisee

Unread postby Brenden » 16 November 2020, 21:04

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Re: Cast a curse on Pharisee

Unread postby Magic J » 16 November 2020, 21:44

Théurge la Corneille wrote:Don't abuse of this christian theurgic curse.

Imma abuse the shit out of it, and there's nothing you can do to stop me, bun eater!
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Re: Cast a curse on Pharisee

Unread postby Eryx » 16 November 2020, 23:06

ego superego!!!
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Re: Cast a curse on Pharisee

Unread postby Jzone » 17 November 2020, 08:27

If you had stopped at the first line I would agree.

Now I just feel violated and need an extra large serving of freedom fries (google it) to feel better.
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Re: Cast a curse on Pharisee

Unread postby Théurge la Corneille » 18 November 2020, 23:04

Excuse me i respect your freethought and wished not to impose any judgment on you
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Re: Cast a curse on Pharisee

Unread postby Magic J » 18 November 2020, 23:37

Théurge la Corneille wrote:Excuse me i respect your freethought and wished not to impose any judgment on you

S'all right. Sorry for calling you a bun eater. That was uncalled for.

This curse you're peddling seems too serious, little bit boring. You need to jazz it up a bit, maybe add some spooky hand gestures or other such dramatic elements. Lots of people these days are just too used to the spectacle, brains are all cabbagified. They're just too smart for their own good. It needs to be super weird, is what I'm saying. Otherwise, it just don't cut through, you know?

Why you be cursing Pharisees anyway? What did they ever do to you? Some of my best friends are Pharisees...

Anyway, chao, brother.
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Re: Cast a curse on Pharisee

Unread postby Derek » 18 November 2020, 23:46

Oh I am definitely going to abuse that Christian theurgic curse. Four of my coworkers are getting cursed tomorrow.
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Re: Cast a curse on Pharisee

Unread postby Magic J » 19 November 2020, 00:18

Derek wrote:Oh I am definitely going to abuse that Christian theurgic curse. Four of my coworkers are getting cursed tomorrow.

Everybody, stop with the curses! You're messing with powers beyond all comprehension!

See what you're laxity hath wrought, monsieur? You've tuned a fucking accountant into theurgic magic! What the fuck have you done?! You've doomed us all!
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Re: Cast a curse on Pharisee

Unread postby Derek » 19 November 2020, 01:11

They won't even think it's weird. I've already conditioned them into accepting grunts as an answer to most questions. They won't see it coming until the boils hit.
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