Peanut Butter

**Brenden** · by **Brenden** » 4 March 2019, 19:20

What’s your preference?

**Capt._Trips** · by **Capt._Trips** » 4 March 2019, 23:51

I prefer creamy but crunchy is good to. I always buy creamy though.

**Shaved-Nudist** · by **Shaved-Nudist** » 5 March 2019, 00:04

Smooth for me as well.

**Derek** · by **Derek** » 5 March 2019, 00:21

Crunchy for sandwiches but I probably use it in baking more often where crunchy would be an insane choice.

**Prince_G_24** · by **Prince_G_24** » 5 March 2019, 02:11

Smooth. The texture isn't really all that appealing to me

**poolerboy0077** · by **poolerboy0077** » 5 March 2019, 04:27

I like my peanut butter like I like my twinks: smooth and creamy.

I recently went to Temecula and bought a homemade white chocolate peanut butter from this elderly couple at a farmer’s market. Ugh. It’s so fucking delicious. I could eat it straight out of the jar. :drool:

**acpro** · by **acpro** » 5 March 2019, 05:10

Smooooth

**Brenden** · by **Brenden** » 5 March 2019, 10:42

I also like smooth and creamy. It's easier and nicer to spread on bread and whatever else, and as Derek mentioned baking and other culinary uses (like making pindasaus).

We have 4 kg of crunchy peanut butter though because when René was placing a bulk order he forgot we agreed 1 tub of smooth and 3 of his favourite, crunchy. :lol:

**René** · by **René** » 5 March 2019, 10:47

Crunchy is best for all purposes, in my experience.

**acpro** · by **acpro** » 5 March 2019, 16:39

In my experience, SMOOTH IS!

**mxguy01** · by **mxguy01** » 5 March 2019, 17:24

Smooth. If I want crunchy I'll just have some peanuts.

A snack I take on winter camping is smooth peanut butter mixed with some honey along with some pretzels to dip.

**Derek** · by **Derek** » 5 March 2019, 17:39

So it's just me and René who like crunchy? Does that mean I'm a socialist?

**trywait** · by **trywait** » 6 March 2019, 01:35

smooth and creamy

**poolerboy0077** · by **poolerboy0077** » 6 March 2019, 02:56

Derek wrote:So it's just me and René who like crunchy? Does that mean I'm a socialist?

It’s indicative of your penchant for submission, as is René’s. Coarser textures correspond to coarser tastes in other things, like scruffiness, ruggedness, etc. Gentlemen prefer smooth and creamy. Bitches prefer crunchy.

**Derek** · by **Derek** » 6 March 2019, 03:32

You and your obsession with sexualty-as-proxy for the gender binary. Have it your way. I guess René and I will hang out together and talk about beards we like or whatever, and you can hang out with mxguy and discuss bottoming for guys in their 50s.

**poolerboy0077** · by **poolerboy0077** » 6 March 2019, 03:39

I know Michael likes to refer to these as my “bottom theories” but I can tell he’s someone intrigued by them. I know so because he’s PM’d me about them on more than one occasion.

**Derek** · by **Derek** » 6 March 2019, 04:01

Bottoms are masochists, right? Therefore, my "bottom theory" is that they include anyone who PMs you.

**poolerboy0077** · by **poolerboy0077** » 6 March 2019, 04:20

See, this is why you had no friends in high school. You need to open yourself up to others—emotionally, mentally, anally.

**Derek** · by **Derek** » 6 March 2019, 04:50

I'm glad I had no friends. It made me into the successful, charismatic, glamorous, type-A dynamo I am today. And it freed up a lot of time for masturbating and reading pretentious novels that celebrated toxic masculinity.

**rxxli** · by **rxxli** » 6 March 2019, 15:16

Neither. Peanut butter is horrible.
And I do actually love peanuts. Just not in the butter form.

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