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People ask me, WHY DO YOU WANT TO LIVE THERE???

Unread postby Koftruecross » 5 February 2019, 21:24

Many gay people have asked me, "Why on earth do you live in Deepest Darkest Appalachia?? Why would ANY GAY person want to live there?" I tell them there is in fact a red neck hillbilly gay and lesbian community living here. It is totally unlike any the gay community one would find in the big city. The hillbilly red neck gay bar is totally different than the gay bars in the city. It's not a whole lot different from a straight red neck bar. Sometimes the gay guys there beat the crap out of each other. The lesbians act as referees.
We were born and raised here. We love the woods. A few of us even go deer hunting. We wear deer hunting camouflage clothing. It is available in pink too you know..We watch WWE professional wrestling. There a Christian fundamentalist church on every corner. Some of them play with poisonous snakes.
As far as we are concerned we say, "We're here. We're queer. Get used to it!" And those parishioners that attend the Holy Head Bangers Tabernacle of Jesus (Okay I made that name up. But its not too far from the real name.) They have in fact gotten used to us. I grew up with them. When we were kids I went to school with them.. It's harder to hate someone you've known all your life. Especially when you face the same trials and tribulations they have to endure living here.
I've lived in Los Angeles, Chicago, London and Florence Italy. But there's no place like home.
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Re: People ask me, WHY DO YOU WANT TO LIVE THERE???

Unread postby Koftruecross » 5 February 2019, 21:39

And yes Victor. I did lie about living in Pennsylvania. But I had a good reason to. I don't tell ANYBODY my exact location because I was once on a different gay forum and my gay neighbor Ronny just happened to be in the same forum. Ronny is even nuttier than I am. He's a total fucking basket case. And I only use the F word when it's an extreme circumstance. Ronny has certain DEPRAVED desires that he will NEVER ever see come to fruition when it comes to being gay.
And just lately the Amish have in fact migrated down here because they got pushed out by real estate developers in other places.
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