The Awkward question game...

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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby NicksLife » 29 April 2014, 00:11

Eww no

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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby Davis » 29 April 2014, 00:52

I've never had one.

Ever used food to masturbate?
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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby Ericb91 » 29 April 2014, 18:42

I used whipped cream to stroke it but that was more for the the guy blowing me.

Any traumatic sex experience you want to share, if you don't have one... maybe a friends?


edit: asnicolas, I wouldn't call being abused 'sex' at all... I obviously meant consenting sex that was so out there that it had you screwed up for a while, not actual rape.
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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby asnicolas » 30 April 2014, 12:14

I think you've misjudged the mood of this thread. But I'll play along. I was sexually abused as a child but the disastrous sex I had with a girl in highschool seems more traumatic because I remember it more clearly. I was shit, she had her period, it was over quickly, but it was just awful. I still cringe 20 years later.

The strangest place where you had sex/masturbated?
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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby Davis » 3 May 2014, 03:23

I masturbated in a bathroom of the senate in D.C.

Ever puked during sex?
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Unread postby calandal » 3 May 2014, 03:44

I have not.

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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby asnicolas » 3 May 2014, 08:16

No, but I know a guy who got puked in his mouth while kissing. Lovely image, isn't it. (Happy birthday! :)).

The most embarassing confession you had to make during or just before sex?
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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby Momentous » 3 May 2014, 08:19

"So...I'm 17".

Have you ever had sex for money?
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Unread postby asnicolas » 3 May 2014, 08:22

Momentous wrote:"So...I'm 17".

:lol: Just out of curiousity, how old was the other person?
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Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 3 May 2014, 08:29

Momentous wrote:"So...I'm 17".

I would have prematurely ejaculated at the sound of those beautiful words.
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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby Momentous » 3 May 2014, 08:54

asnicolas wrote:
Momentous wrote:"So...I'm 17".

:lol: Just out of curiousity, how old was the other person?
I'll let someone else answer your question.


Hmmmm. Answering that would not paint me in the most favourable light.

So: it's the middle x intersection

y = 11830.8+585.56*x-62.2*x^2+x^3

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Momentous wrote:"So...I'm 17".

I would have prematurely ejaculated at the sound of those beautiful words.


Mmmmmmm lawsuit fapfapfapfapfap

Anyway, back to my question: have you ever had sex for money?
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Unread postby asnicolas » 3 May 2014, 09:10

Momentous wrote:
asnicolas wrote:
Momentous wrote:"So...I'm 17".

:lol: Just out of curiousity, how old was the other person?
I'll let someone else answer your question.


Hmmmm. Answering that would not paint me in the most favourable light.

Only if you did it with someone several years your junior.

Momentous wrote:So: it's the middle x intersection
y = 11830.8+585.56*x-62.2*x^2+x^3

Spoilsport. I was never good at maths.

Momentous wrote:Anyway, back to my question: have you ever had sex for money?

A guy left me some money, but I prefer to think it just fell out of his pocket. Satisfied? I should point out that I was propositioned twice at two different airports and once on a plane and I declined each time. I guess travelling in casual chic gets you mistaken for a prozzie.

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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby Welp » 3 May 2014, 17:56

I would have to say the couple times I tried to top. It was embarrassing, my dick was like a wet sponge.

What percentage of people you've had sex with do you regret?
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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby Lucas » 3 May 2014, 18:16

Probably about half




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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby asnicolas » 3 May 2014, 18:42

Half?! That's so sad.

I think I'm indifferent when it comes to dirty talk. I certainly don't feel any need to do it, but I don't mind if he does it. If it's not idiotic or too hard-core. "Oh, you like being my bitch, you fucking slut?" Seriously?

Edit: Silly me, forgot to post a question:
While getting fucked, ever wished the guy would just cum already and, if so, why?
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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby xonpathos » 4 May 2014, 20:40

Yes! My bf is sort of big. After a while that shit starts hurting.

Have you ever wondered what it'd be like to have a prehensile dick?
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Unread postby senseofanending » 4 May 2014, 20:40

Prehensile? I'm afraid to google it...
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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby asnicolas » 4 May 2014, 20:57

xonpathos wrote:My bf is sort of big.
You lucky bastard.
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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby asnicolas » 4 May 2014, 21:04

xonpathos wrote:Have you ever wondered what it'd be like to have a prehensile dick?

Like dolphins? No, not at all.

Ever been fucked by one guy for three hours straight?
(that shit hurts :))
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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby c1ask0 » 4 May 2014, 21:19

asnicolas wrote:
xonpathos wrote:My bf is sort of big.
You lucky bastard.

I want to try taking a big one. I reckon it'd be fun. :D

To answer the latest question, having a prehensile penis would be a bit freaky. I don't think I'd want one.

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