The Awkward question game...

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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby gavrilushka » 6 May 2014, 23:21

Had sex with my high school history teacher. He's older than my dad....

If there was a cure for HIV, would you engage in riskier sex?
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Unread postby Severelius » 6 May 2014, 23:31

You know, I probably would. Lots more getting on my knees for dudes I didn't know just because I love being on my knees. That kinda thing.

Would you ever let yourself get bukkaked?
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Unread postby xonpathos » 7 May 2014, 02:37

Sounds fun to me.

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Unread postby famousOne » 7 May 2014, 11:24

Nope. I've had a bit of fun whilst a 3rd member was asleep in the same bed!

Have you ever stopped having sex because it was your favourite part of a film or song?
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Unread postby gavrilushka » 7 May 2014, 11:43

Damn it! Wish I got the bukkake question!

No. But I did have sex with a guy whose favourite part of a song started playing so he fucked me WHILE doing air guitar. Yeah...never saw him again.

Your pants just fell down in a popular gay strip/area, everyone notices and you're not wearing any underwear, what would you say or do?
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Unread postby DrunkFirefly » 7 May 2014, 12:06

I would grab my dick, start running and after that explode releasing 7 rainbows. :D
In the real world: I would feel really shamed and depressed and nevereverleavingmyhouseagain mood!

Would you murder and rape or rape and murder the whole post office for losing a really important letter from your previous job? :finger: :flame: :jihad:
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Unread postby Lucas » 7 May 2014, 15:44

I prefer murder then rape. Less complicated and provides lube.



Do you have a go to outfit to wear when you want to get laid?
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Unread postby asnicolas » 7 May 2014, 15:55

Not really. Taking my clothes off usually does the trick.

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Unread postby c1ask0 » 7 May 2014, 16:25

No. I generally don't pick my nose, but my brother was an eater when he was younger.

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Unread postby Severelius » 7 May 2014, 17:01

Surprisingly, no. And trust me, that is surprising given what kind of arseholes my male friends tend to be. But they were just totally nonchalant about it.

What's the most embarrassing/awkward way someone's found out you were gay?
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Unread postby Ericb91 » 7 May 2014, 20:46

My older brother and his friends walked in on me and my first boyfriend getting friendly in our hot tub, I can still feel the silence. Another time a friend opened a folder full of hardcore gay porn on my computer while I was sitting next to him.

What is the most awkward conversation you've had with a family member about sex.
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Unread postby Davis » 7 May 2014, 23:54

My grandmother once told me that she didn't like her boyfriend because he always wanted sex. They're in their 70's ffs.

Have you ever walked in on your parents doing it?
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Unread postby Severelius » 8 May 2014, 00:31

Thankfully no, but I have heard them doing it on more than one occasion. Which was truly mortifying in and of itself.

What's the shortest time you've ever lasted for during sex?
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Unread postby senseofanending » 8 May 2014, 00:40

The second person I ever slept with when I was 16, I came before she even got the condom on me :/ I suppose therefore that that counts as 0.00 in the time stakes

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Unread postby xonpathos » 8 May 2014, 01:16

I have this one cousin... he's straight, and he's not exactly mentally stable (as in he's chased his mother with a machete before), but his body... unf.

Have you ever accidentally sent an inappropriate pic to someone?
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Unread postby senseofanending » 8 May 2014, 01:19

Not a pic, but I once was in the backseat of a gfs friend's car and wrote a text to a friend saying I was going to end the relationship (in less flattering terminology) and sent it to her in the front seat by mistake. We were on our way to a night out, she showed me the text when we got out of the car, I panicked said goodnight and got the bus home. We ended up together for 2 years after that, surprisingly.

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Unread postby Severelius » 8 May 2014, 01:23

Having a threesome with my friend-with-benefits and a guy he knew... who turned out to be like 40-odd years old. I am literally ashamed every day of my life that I went through with that.

Have you ever had sex in a public or semi-public place?
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Unread postby senseofanending » 8 May 2014, 01:27

Yes, lots of times. At the side of the home design store in Manchester, in Jilly's bathroom, on a bus, in the old odeon on Oxford Rd in Manchester, in the AMC cinema in Manchester, probably more I can't think of now.

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Unread postby c1ask0 » 8 May 2014, 05:54

Yes. I fell in love with a guy at uni and he made it clear he wasn't interested. :(

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