The Awkward question game...

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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby Severelius » 8 May 2014, 09:52

Never been on a plane (I don't think) so that would be a no.

Have you ever tried to flirt with someone who turned out to be straight?
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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 8 May 2014, 10:15

Hmm. Yeah >_> I did that to some of my friends while I was drunk. It's happened more than once. Even before I came out I did that and I was once asked, "Are you gay?" I responded by saying, "Only when I'm drunk."


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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby acpro » 8 May 2014, 10:41

No

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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby yagyug » 8 May 2014, 14:02

Maybe if you post on a public forum about how he admitted to you he can only reach climax if the Venga Boys party mix is playing in the background? But we'll see.

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Unread postby Marmaduke » 8 May 2014, 14:10

Yes. It was a picture of the Vengaboys. They were stood in front of the Vengabus. How could I not use tongue?

I've been waiting for that bus for so long. They keep telling me it's coming, but it must be really badly off schedule. I'm already pretty late to the Inter-City Disco. I stare down the road from my bus stop every day, still nothing. One time, I saw a purple bus coming and got all excited. But it was the Knight Bus and I'm not about that.

Erm..ok...question...question...ok, what order would you do the Vengaboys in?
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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby yagyug » 8 May 2014, 14:56

I'd go with Robbin, Donny, Robbin, the Bus, Robbin, Dennise, the whole cast of Aqua, then Kim. And I would require each of them to sing "the vengaboys are coming, do do do do do doo do" on climax.

But lets get serious here for a moment. If you had to choose, NSYNC, or the Backstreet Boys?
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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby asnicolas » 8 May 2014, 16:21

NSYNC or the Backstreet Boys?! Weren't you in kindergarten back then? I had to look them up because I don't even remember who the members were. I don't know. But both bands were equally embarrassing and had equally unattractive members.

I have no words for Vengaboys. I think I know one song. That Ibiza shite.

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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby Davis » 9 May 2014, 01:28

I'd fuck both of them at the same time B)

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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby Adam25 » 9 May 2014, 22:03

Davis wrote:I'd fuck both of them at the same time B)

Have you ever fantasized about someone with political power?


Yes. Reinhart Heidrich.

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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby Davis » 10 May 2014, 04:29

I think I'd be okay eith that ;)

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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby xonpathos » 29 May 2014, 01:52

Yep. First hookup, we were both too drunk to get it up. Sucks because he was really hot.

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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby Pierro stardust » 29 May 2014, 02:16

Sure, I have been, the only guy turning me on is, as he says, 100% straight :flame:

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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby c1ask0 » 29 May 2014, 09:01

Maybe in church once or twice, I think. :lol:

Do you have any weird allergies?
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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby Pierro stardust » 29 May 2014, 11:53

c1ask0 wrote:Maybe in church once or twice, I think. :lol:


:rofl: You Heretic!! You'll burn in Hell!!! :devil: (just kidding, uh, we all will, it seems, considering the point of the forum ;) )

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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby xonpathos » 29 May 2014, 12:51

I went to visit my mom once, and she informed me that there was a new Chinese restaurant in town. According to her, it was the best Chinese food she'd ever eaten, and we just had to go try it. Well it looked like Chinese food, mostly smelled like Chinese food, but I knew as soon as I put the first bite in my mouth that I was in trouble. Everything there was absolutely disgusting. What was even more awkward is she's sitting there scarfing it down, asking why I'm not eating anything.

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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby Kortex » 29 May 2014, 14:46

xonpathos wrote:Have you ever been groped by a stranger?


Way too many times. Once by my teacher in middle school. Another time by some weirdo at an airshow that my mom was dumb enough to let hang out with us -_-

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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby Pierro stardust » 1 June 2014, 13:01

Not peed, but when I was 16, I slept at a friend's home, and, just as Martin Luther King did, "I had a dream" during the night...And her mother picked the sleeping bag to have it washed in the morning...and saw that I cummed in...I have had the most blushing and awkward breakfast of my life, with the whole family trying to do as if they didn't knew :blargh:

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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby York » 1 June 2014, 18:55

No
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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby schnabeltier » 1 June 2014, 18:58

Yes, plenty of times.

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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby Davis » 1 June 2014, 19:54

No, there were a bunch I would have liked to mess around with though.

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