The Awkward question game...

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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby c1ask0 » 4 July 2015, 23:14

No, but I want to try it now. :lol:

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Don't think about doing it tomorrow. You won't do it tomorrow. Do it today.
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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby GoPink! » 5 July 2015, 00:00

Yes, until they told me I had to stop because they were getting erect.

Have you ever practiced kissing on a pillow or such?
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Unread postby Ko » 5 July 2015, 06:42

Yes. I kissed and humped my pillows.

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Unread postby Rupix » 5 July 2015, 11:22

I was on cam4 for a few years, then switched to Chaturbate for a couple of months.... though Im on neither these days :P

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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 5 July 2015, 17:19

No.

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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby CJP » 16 July 2015, 22:26

No, but I am a strong advocate for all natural lubes.

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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby Muspelli » 16 July 2015, 23:24

No.

Why do you like delicious cake?
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Unread postby EleniDoSorto66 » 17 July 2015, 17:59

Because cake is delicious, that is why.

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Unread postby Muspelli » 17 July 2015, 19:10

EleniDoSorto66 wrote:Because cake is delicious, that is why.

Have you ever had a moment when you couldn't conceal a massive erection and other members noticed it?

Yes, my friends have joked about it frequently.

As a follow up to my previous question, on a scale of 'that guy no one talks to' to 'Michael Jackson', how much would you say you love said delicious cake?
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Unread postby Lucas » 17 July 2015, 20:17

I'd say like a Jeff Goldblum amount.


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Unread postby Ko » 18 July 2015, 12:14

never timed it, but i guess 30 minutes?
I am a person who likes to take things slow.

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Unread postby CJP » 18 July 2015, 12:54

I was 14 and playing rugby. I wasn't commando, but my boxers were not accommodating when taking a squatting position. My rugby shorts were equally short and unaccommodating. In a ruck I was crouched quite low, the guy under me caught a good eye full in both senses of the word.

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Unread postby Muspelli » 18 July 2015, 13:25

I don't even look at other peoples' walls or the news feed. The only place that matters on FB are the groups I manage and my wall (though I do receive notifications from the vast majority of my friends' statuses, so I don't miss anything).

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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby Lucas » 19 July 2015, 21:39

Xena, Warrior Princess.



Have you ever had angry break up sex?
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Unread postby dguy24 » 22 July 2015, 17:32

Well it wasn't angry sex but it was the last time we had sex and we officially broke up that same week.
So yeah it was break up sex...minus the anger.

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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby Muspelli » 22 July 2015, 19:52

Every single time (except for Shawarma King, I was friends with the owner, a rich Iraqi construction company head, who just owned a Shawarma place for his own entertainment, and I did a genuinely good job there). Given they were all temp agencies with no intent to even consider keeping any of us for more than a month or two, I figured, fair game.

What's the most blatantly selfish thing you've ever done?
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Unread postby lightnight » 22 August 2015, 20:08

I might have eaten a lot of my brother's share of desserts as a kid. I have texted certain friends only when I needed something from them. These sound tame so either I'm too selfish to realize I'm selfish or mother Teresa or just can't remember much.

Under what circumstances do you think you would actually kill someone? Give a plausible scenario.
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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby Quoewlh » 22 August 2015, 20:33

In the situation where I am sane. I would say that if I have:
1. literally 0% risk of getting punished for it or the punishment is bare minimum. It be during the act or after the act. It be physical injury, jailtime, severely damaged social status or any other punishment at all that does not origin from myself.
2. severe personal issues with the person in question and the person's actions would continue to harm me personally (directly or indirectly) in the future.
3. justifications from the people I care about and from the people that are related to the individuals actions, it be directly or indirectly.
4. the possibility to discuss this openly after committing the act without breaking #1.
5. have the measures in order to finish the person quickly or without having to kill the person while facing the individual at all. Preferably a trap or something.
6. No one else is capable to commit the act.

I would commit the crime. Which is basically never. The closest situation I could come up with was a new Hitler or something, but even that would have issues with #1, #5 and #6 especially. I wouldn't be able to kill some extremist leader surrounded by guards 24/7.

Thus a plausible scenario would be if I wouldn't be sane, thus if I have:
1. severe personal issues with an individual.
2. severe depression/paranoia/schizophrenia and/or so on.
3. the thought that I wouldn't be punished... or at least think I wouldn't get caught.

I would commit the crime, which means that I have to go bonkers before I can do something like this.

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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby Tony » 22 August 2015, 21:01

I am envious of people who are living their dreams. I have a particular friend who I have a long history of envy of, for his looks, his confident personality, his skills and his success in his work life- constantly getting acting work and signed with a proper talent agency. I think it stems from long-term lack of self-esteem on my part and an underlying desire to be "perfect", and when this obviously doesn't happen, a feeling that I'm " not good enough". I often feel like I have to sacrifice my personality and be more like this friend in order to be liked, but I just have to change my focus.

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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby Muspelli » 22 August 2015, 22:12

Shitty love.

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Also, in response to the murder question, if I could guarantee my ability to get away with it, the deserving-victim would simply have to have done something I can rationalize into being death-worthy.
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