The Awkward question game...

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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby c1ask0 » 22 August 2015, 22:40

Muspelli wrote:If you could completely erase one group from human history, with no one noticing they were ever here and no evidence of them ever existed, who would you retcon out of human history and why? No obvious ones like the Nazis or the Soviets, that's boring.

That's a fairly twisted question, if you don't mind me saying so. I think you ought to refrain from asking things like that. :shrug:
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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby Derek » 22 August 2015, 22:46

The Quebecois, obviously.

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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby Lucas » 22 August 2015, 23:11

Fifty Shades of Grey



What is one thing that is socially unacceptable to hate that you hate?
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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby Muspelli » 22 August 2015, 23:16

c1ask0 wrote:
Muspelli wrote:If you could completely erase one group from human history, with no one noticing they were ever here and no evidence of them ever existed, who would you retcon out of human history and why? No obvious ones like the Nazis or the Soviets, that's boring.

That's a fairly twisted question, if you don't mind me saying so. I think you ought to refrain from asking things like that. :shrug:

It's awkward, just as the thread calls for.

Lucas wrote:What is one thing that is socially unacceptable to hate that you hate?

The inherent right of every single adult to vote.

I shall refrain from asking a question, as my awkward question was not up to the exacting standards of this thread's required levels of awkward (which seem to range on a zero-to-two, out of ten, scale).
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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby JSpoons » 25 August 2015, 15:19

Muspelli wrote:I shall refrain from asking a question, as my awkward question was not up to the exacting standards of this thread's required levels of awkward (which seem to range on a zero-to-two, out of ten, scale).


tl;dr: Someone didn't like my question so I'm gonna try to kill the thread.

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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby c1ask0 » 25 August 2015, 16:44

JSpoons wrote:
Muspelli wrote:I shall refrain from asking a question, as my awkward question was not up to the exacting standards of this thread's required levels of awkward (which seem to range on a zero-to-two, out of ten, scale).


tl;dr: Someone didn't like my question so I'm gonna try to kill the thread.

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Yes. Well, not strictly with cum but I just couldn't stop farting. I've definitely made someone else cumfart. :lol:

Have you seen someone from Grindr (or an alternative hook-up app) in real life and, if so, was it awkward?
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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby Lucas » 26 August 2015, 22:19

No, not like randomly out in public.



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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby Muspelli » 26 August 2015, 22:25

JSpoons wrote:
Muspelli wrote:I shall refrain from asking a question, as my awkward question was not up to the exacting standards of this thread's required levels of awkward (which seem to range on a zero-to-two, out of ten, scale).


tl;dr: Someone didn't like my question so I'm gonna try to kill the thread.

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Not at all. I never said no one else could ask a question, I just said I would refrain from asking because apparently 'awkward' really means 'mildly embarrassing,' and only 'mildly embarrassing'.

Nice try, putting words into my mouth like the stupid cunt you are though.
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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby c1ask0 » 27 August 2015, 04:44

To be fair, your question wasn't embarrassing or awkward. It was a bit disturbing and I didn't think it was appropriate. That was why I called you out on it.
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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby lightnight » 30 August 2015, 16:16

Quoewlh wrote:In the situation where I am sane. I would say that if I have:
1. literally 0% risk of getting punished for it or the punishment is bare minimum. It be during the act or after the act. It be physical injury, jailtime, severely damaged social status or any other punishment at all that does not origin from myself.
2. severe personal issues with the person in question and the person's actions would continue to harm me personally (directly or indirectly) in the future.
3. justifications from the people I care about and from the people that are related to the individuals actions, it be directly or indirectly.
4. the possibility to discuss this openly after committing the act without breaking #1.
5. have the measures in order to finish the person quickly or without having to kill the person while facing the individual at all. Preferably a trap or something.
6. No one else is capable to commit the act.

I would commit the crime. Which is basically never. The closest situation I could come up with was a new Hitler or something, but even that would have issues with #1, #5 and #6 especially. I wouldn't be able to kill some extremist leader surrounded by guards 24/7.

Thus a plausible scenario would be if I wouldn't be sane, thus if I have:
1. severe personal issues with an individual.
2. severe depression/paranoia/schizophrenia and/or so on.
3. the thought that I wouldn't be punished... or at least think I wouldn't get caught.

I would commit the crime, which means that I have to go bonkers before I can do something like this.


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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby ConnorC » 30 August 2015, 17:08

Lucas wrote:No, not like randomly out in public.



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Is that a question?
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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby Quoewlh » 30 August 2015, 17:48

I vote no

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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby Lucas » 31 August 2015, 02:18

I once challenged Poseidon for supremacy of the sea in a game of battleship. He lost and it really hurt his feelings. Btw I am now the God of the Sea.


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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby Mod » 31 August 2015, 03:26

Yes this one time I was with my main girl Hera and her boy Zues pulled me aside while in the shape of a turkey vulture and he just started going at it and like I got really into it and by the end I was cumfarting so much that the entirety of Antlantis vanished without a trace almost as if my genocide fantasy came true.
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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby MisterTinkles » 23 December 2015, 16:48

Define "shameless" and who it is I was to be impressing?
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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby York » 12 January 2016, 20:43

Shamless...i have never had a talent to empress people.

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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby Lucas » 12 January 2016, 23:04

Yes


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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby York » 13 January 2016, 11:08

No.

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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby EleniDoSorto66 » 13 January 2016, 17:36

What?
"'You're critical of everyone,' observes Iris.
'Oh, not everyone,' says Clara in an offhand manner. 'Only everybody who's alive as well as most people who are dead. I feel quite neutral about anybody not yet born.'"
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Re: The Awkward question game...

Unread postby York » 13 January 2016, 19:37

EleniDoSorto66 wrote:What?

Oh sorry of did mean boffom and top.
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