The Awkward question game...

I don't do anal - giving or receiving.

How big is your dick?

Around 7.4" while erect generally, 7.6" on a good day.

What's the most awkward question you've ever been asked?

Given I was closeted, it was when my brother asked me if I am gay after coming in after a night out with my family (which I didn't go to), I said no

Have you ever been naked over live cam?

Yes. Several times, in fact, in our own video chat. Good times.

Which member of GFO do/did you have a crush on?

Too many to count


Ever had hate sex?

No, but it's definitely on my bucket list.

How far can you ejaculate?

I keep accidentally farting at work. Actually, it always happens in front of the same guy when no one else is around so I think he's quite annoyed by it now. I don't mean to do it, but I do sometimes wonder if it will happen in the middle of a committee meeting. I'm sure the Life Company CEO would love that.

Have you ever been banned from somewhere?

Nope, but almost got banned from all LIDL discounters in Berlin once.

Most awkward boner situation?

it happened when i served in an army...In shower room . It was not funny.
Have you ever wished to fuck Harry Potter.

I would rather sever my own cock from my body and fuck myself with that, to be perfectly honest.

Have you ever masturbated over somebodies pictures on facebook?

OMG no! It is a madness.

Have you ever partisapated in gang bang?

Yes, I was 16


Have you ever broken up with a guy solely because he was unbearably bad at kissing?

No. It is a stupid reason for shalow people.

Do you like my avatar?

There was no homosexual activity involved, unfortunately. It was Halloween and I was at my friend, Tristan's, house party. Eventually this girl, Maria, shows up already wasted, and immediately starts saying "I need sex." So after a few more drinks, things begin to escalate, and myself and 3 other guys end up fucking her in the guest room of the house. The actual sex was nothing special, she was a drunk slut, and we were young horny dumb fucks. I found out she had a bf at the time, afterward. XD


What's the craziest conspiracy theory you believe in?

I'm not sure if it's really that crazy, but I'm pretty sure Princess Diana was murdered by the British government.

Have you ever tasted your own urine?

No.

Have you ever been fisted?

No. And never will.

Have you ever had unprotected anal sex with a random stranger?

Kingsleyer wrote:I'm not sure if it's really that crazy, but I'm pretty sure Princess Diana was murdered by the British government.

Have you ever tasted your own urine?

Fairly sure Prince Philip was involved somehow. Something about him pisses me off. And in answer to your question, no. However I've tasted my own cum, like most men.

Can you suck your own dick?