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Re: What are you doing right now?

Unread postby René » 20 December 2021, 13:47

Packing :)
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Re: What are you doing right now?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 20 December 2021, 14:43

René wrote:Packing :)

Fudge? Or going on a trip?
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Re: What are you doing right now?

Unread postby René » 20 December 2021, 16:19

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René wrote:Packing :)

Fudge? Or going on a trip?

Going to see my family for the second time this pandemic, for Christmas, then our boyfriend for the 9th time, for New Year and January. :keke:
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Re: What are you doing right now?

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René wrote:
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René wrote:Packing :)

Fudge? Or going on a trip?

Going to see my family for the second time this pandemic, for Christmas, then our boyfriend for the 9th time, for New Year and January. :keke:

Oh, very nice. :keke:
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Re: What are you doing right now?

Unread postby Derek » 20 December 2021, 19:45

I'm carrying a significant amount of fat for the first time in my life and I haven't bothered buying any new clothes. Today I was just sitting at work and my jeans split open all across my left butt. I had to go home over lunch so I could change my fucking pants.
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Re: What are you doing right now?

Unread postby erti » 20 December 2021, 20:24

I have the opposite problem. My jeans are falling off me. Almost falling off at awkward times while shopping.
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Re: What are you doing right now?

Unread postby René » 20 December 2021, 20:45

Derek wrote:I'm carrying a significant amount of fat for the first time in my life

Funny we've both historically struggled to put on weight. I'm about 9 kg (20 lbs or 1.4 stone) higher than my typical weight at the moment, and most of it's unfortunately not muscle.

Fortunately, I have developed an appetite-suppression technique which has started bringing it back down. :)
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Re: What are you doing right now?

Unread postby Derek » 20 December 2021, 20:57

René wrote:
Derek wrote:I'm carrying a significant amount of fat for the first time in my life

Funny we've both historically struggled to put on weight. I'm about 9 kg (20 lbs or 1.4 stone) higher than my typical weight at the moment, and most of it's unfortunately not muscle.

Fortunately, I have developed an appetite-suppression technique which has started bringing it back down. :)

I've gained about 30 pounds since August. I did it on purpose, my plan was always to cut later, but... I can't bring myself to do it. I've never had an ass before and I don't think I can go back. I didn't know sitting was supposed to feel good. I went around my whole life and no one told me I was just sitting on my spine like a fucking idiot.
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Re: What are you doing right now?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 20 December 2021, 22:14

Derek wrote:I'm carrying a significant amount of fat for the first time in my life and I haven't bothered buying any new clothes. Today I was just sitting at work and my jeans split open all across my left butt. I had to go home over lunch so I could change my fucking pants.

I feel like you’re turning into a vegan for fat people in that you clearly can’t wait to show it off. Are you going to start demanding that beauty standards cater to your womanly hips now? Or lobbying for a new law for airlines to provide an extra seat at no cost? Am I going to have to petition for Abercrombie’s old CEO to come tear you back down to keep you grounded?
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Re: What are you doing right now?

Unread postby Derek » 20 December 2021, 22:46

I am an evangelical fat. Not enough people have heard the good news. You can all be warm and comfortable and happy.
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Re: What are you doing right now?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 20 December 2021, 22:49

Derek wrote:I am an evangelical fat. Not enough people have heard the good news. You can all be warm and comfortable and happy.

But will I still be able to see my own penis?
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Re: What are you doing right now?

Unread postby Derek » 20 December 2021, 22:52

Not you, but anyone bigger than two inches should be okay.
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Re: What are you doing right now?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 20 December 2021, 23:16

Derek wrote:Not you, but anyone bigger than two inches should be okay.

If my dick were that small, then I wouldn’t be able to tuck it in my own asshole. :rolleyes:











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Re: What are you doing right now?

Unread postby rogonandi » 20 December 2021, 23:51

René wrote:
Derek wrote:I'm carrying a significant amount of fat for the first time in my life

Funny we've both historically struggled to put on weight. I'm about 9 kg (20 lbs or 1.4 stone) higher than my typical weight at the moment, and most of it's unfortunately not muscle.

Fortunately, I have developed an appetite-suppression technique which has started bringing it back down. :)

Anorexia?

It’s the only way I can ever lose weight… :shifty:
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Re: What are you doing right now?

Unread postby Derek » 21 December 2021, 01:50

rogonandi wrote:
René wrote:
Derek wrote:I'm carrying a significant amount of fat for the first time in my life

Funny we've both historically struggled to put on weight. I'm about 9 kg (20 lbs or 1.4 stone) higher than my typical weight at the moment, and most of it's unfortunately not muscle.

Fortunately, I have developed an appetite-suppression technique which has started bringing it back down. :)

Anorexia?

It’s the only way I can ever lose weight… :shifty:

Yeah, it's easy. All you have to do is literally nothing. I did it for 27 years.
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Re: What are you doing right now?

Unread postby Brenden » 21 December 2021, 02:01

Derek wrote:I didn't know sitting was supposed to feel good. I went around my whole life and no one told me I was just sitting on my spine like a fucking idiot.

It's not and shouldn't, considering it's an activity so bad for health.
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Re: What are you doing right now?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 21 December 2021, 04:49

Brenden wrote:
Derek wrote:I didn't know sitting was supposed to feel good. I went around my whole life and no one told me I was just sitting on my spine like a fucking idiot.

It's not and shouldn't, considering it's an activity so bad for health.

Don’t bother. Rational conversation won’t work on him. If Batman: The Animated Series is any guide, Clayface was defeated with electrical shocks. Perhaps pouring water on the dashboard of his faggy Prius will induce a reaction whereby he’ll collapse on his own fupa. It’ll be difficult, so I’ll need your help. I’ll get the gallon of water; try to see if you can find a tranquilizer gun in case we need to tag and release him.
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Re: What are you doing right now?

Unread postby Derek » 21 December 2021, 04:59

You're all just bitter because I'm fat and I'm a vegetarian and I drive a Prius and I have a great big fat 8 inch cock. I'm living my best life and you can't handle it.
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Re: What are you doing right now?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 21 December 2021, 05:01

Derek wrote:and I have a great big fat 8 inch cock.

Liar. Prove it. :oface:
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Re: What are you doing right now?

Unread postby Derek » 21 December 2021, 05:08

No need, just ask your cousin.
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