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Re: What are you thinking at the moment?

Unread postby Severelius » 21 September 2020, 17:20

René wrote:
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Severelius wrote:Ruminating on how utterly tragic it is that I am 29 years old and have only ever been on two dates in my life.

I'm 32 and have been on exactly zero dates.

You are 3 years older than me and are both married and have a boyfriend.

Aye, I seem to have this habit of jumping straight into relationships. No dates required. I'm probably weird and definitely very lucky.

So you're a relationship-slut? :P
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Re: What are you thinking at the moment?

Unread postby Brenden » 21 September 2020, 17:48

Derek wrote:No, you're just a lesbian.

Lesbians get divorces within a few years of their rushed marriages. We just celebrated 10 years.
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Re: What are you thinking at the moment?

Unread postby Magic J » 21 September 2020, 18:18

René wrote:
Derek wrote:No, you're just a lesbian.

I'm afraid you've lost me. :lol:
Do lesbians not go on dates before entering relationships?

The stereotype is that they "get serious" with another person very quickly, and move in together. Thus the joke:

What does a lesbian bring to a second date?

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Re: What are you thinking at the moment?

Unread postby Derek » 21 September 2020, 18:24

It's true, my mom's cohabited with all the women she's been with since my parents divorced, and in each case they moved in within a couple months.

Also when I told her that joke she thought it was really funny.
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Re: What are you thinking at the moment?

Unread postby Severelius » 21 September 2020, 18:25

I wasn't aware this stereotype existed.
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Re: What are you thinking at the moment?

Unread postby Magic J » 21 September 2020, 18:32

I told this joke to a lesbian friend of mine when we were all very tipsy, and she, quick as an arrow, replied with:

What does a gay guy bring to a second date?

What second date?

Was shook to the core.
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Re: What are you thinking at the moment?

Unread postby PopTart » 22 September 2020, 18:43

Magic J wrote:I told this joke to a lesbian friend of mine when we were all very tipsy, and she, quick as an arrow, replied with:

What does a gay guy bring to a second date?

What second date?

Was shook to the core.

to be fair, as stereotypes they are both true.

Several lesbians I know, are the moving in immediately types and I met a disproportionate amount of gay men, for whom the term date, is a charming yet anachronistic throw back. :shrug:

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René wrote:
Severelius wrote:
René wrote:
Severelius wrote:Ruminating on how utterly tragic it is that I am 29 years old and have only ever been on two dates in my life.

I'm 32 and have been on exactly zero dates.

You are 3 years older than me and are both married and have a boyfriend.

Aye, I seem to have this habit of jumping straight into relationships. No dates required. I'm probably weird and definitely very lucky.

So you're a relationship-slut? :P

I think it would be more accurate to say, that in a different world, René would collect people, the way vintners collect fine wines. :D
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Re: What are you thinking at the moment?

Unread postby Severelius » 22 September 2020, 18:54

PopTart wrote:I think it would be more accurate to say, that in a different world, René would collect people, the way vintners collect fine wines. :D

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Re: What are you thinking at the moment?

Unread postby PopTart » 22 September 2020, 19:01

Severelius wrote:
PopTart wrote:I think it would be more accurate to say, that in a different world, René would collect people, the way vintners collect fine wines. :D

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far too menacing!

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Re: What are you thinking at the moment?

Unread postby Magic J » 22 September 2020, 19:27

I don't know any bi jokes. I can't feel fully respected until I'm the butt of an offensive joke. Anybody? :(
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Re: What are you thinking at the moment?

Unread postby PopTart » 22 September 2020, 19:36

Magic J wrote:I don't know any bi jokes. I can't feel fully respected until I'm the butt of an offensive joke. Anybody? :(

A Bisexual lifestyle is liking boys AND girls while dating neither....
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Re: What are you thinking at the moment?

Unread postby Magic J » 22 September 2020, 19:46

PopTart wrote:A Bisexual lifestyle is liking boys AND girls while dating neither....

Haha, ain't wrong. :lol:

Explanation, since that's what we're doing apparently: Nobody likes the B. :P
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Re: What are you thinking at the moment?

Unread postby erti » 22 September 2020, 21:11

“There is only one way to avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing.” – Aristotle
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Re: What are you thinking at the moment?

Unread postby Derek » 22 September 2020, 21:21

Magic J wrote:I don't know any bi jokes. I can't feel fully respected until I'm the butt of an offensive joke. Anybody? :(

You get a lot of people in gay spaces who deny that bi people exist. They generally have the same vibe as people who think it's physically impossible for a straight man to do gay porn.
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Re: What are you thinking at the moment?

Unread postby Cowie1 » 23 September 2020, 11:15

I'm thinking of sucking off a big thick dick while rubbing his balls, then waiting till he unloads in my mouth. while fingering my anus.
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Re: What are you thinking at the moment?

Unread postby Brenden » 23 September 2020, 11:44

Cowie1 wrote:I'm thinking of sucking off a big thick dick while rubbing his balls, then waiting till he unloads in my mouth. while fingering my anus.

Thanks for the update.
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Re: What are you thinking at the moment?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 23 September 2020, 13:26

Derek wrote:
Magic J wrote:I don't know any bi jokes. I can't feel fully respected until I'm the butt of an offensive joke. Anybody? :(

You get a lot of people in gay spaces who deny that bi people exist. They generally have the same vibe as people who think it's physically impossible for a straight man to do gay porn.

To be fair, I’m sure part of it is due to the conclusions people draw from personal experience. A lot of gay men use bisexuality as a means of testing the waters and seeing if people are receptive. Others even convince themselves for a while that they are.
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Re: What are you thinking at the moment?

Unread postby erti » 24 September 2020, 01:06

scared to be by myself right now.
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Re: What are you thinking at the moment?

Unread postby erti » 25 September 2020, 22:29

Falling in love to falling apart.
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Re: What are you thinking at the moment?

Unread postby Severelius » 26 September 2020, 18:56

Having to work alone in a weirdly busy shop while in the middle of a random spike of severely heightened anxiety might actually be my least favourite thing in the universe.
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