What made you laugh today?

PopTart wrote:

Jzone wrote:

PopTart wrote:

Brenden wrote:

mxguy01 wrote:Although I've known some rather smelly dog owner homes. The breads that have "hair" I guess it is referred to are best. They don't shead at least.

The thing is, with some attention and effort you can get rid of dog smells pretty well. Cat smells require a flamethrower, especially if they get on any fabrics.

Lemon, lemon is very good at getting rid of the amonia smell in cat pee. Fortunately I've not had a cat pee in the house in forever, but look forwward to the day I don't have animals ina house I live in. They are great and all that, but they stink up the place in general and leave fur all over.

That said, watch me get a cat the minute I get my own flat sorted out

That sounds promising — but how do you get the cat to eat a lemon?!

Really Jzone? I thought you had more experience with pussycats than I do, shouldn't you be the authority on the matter?

ok that was bad even for me, that wasn't even a double entendre that was barely a single entendre at a strecth

But in all seriousness, you use the juice of a freshly squeesed lemon to rub into the patch of carpet where the cat pissed. After cleaning it ofcourse, the patch, not the cat.

I'll grant you 1/2 an entendre, PopTart.

It still seems to me that getting the lemon inside the cat would be the proactive way to approach the problem. Works on the same principle as pineapple and cum.

Alternatively, you could train the cat to only piss on the patch of carpet where you have already rubbed the lemon.

It might be time to get a dog

I went out to a local production of La Cage Aux Folles tonight. OMG — I love our local talent! Gender benders and all are embraced by our little local theater and community. So much fun!

People are really hating Bill Maher after he blamed Stan Lee for dumbing down America. In that same interview he clarifies, "I'm not saying we've necessarily gotten stupider. The problem is, we're using our smarts on stupid stuff." He doubled down this week and people are still livid. It reminded me of this thread Derek made a few years back.

I need a tee shirt with that on it for going out on slut night.

Well at a couple points the Judge was clearly tired of the bull shit from the other side.

My soon to be ex made a comment of "we lived in Marty land" referring to our "standard of living" and expenses. At one point they want to say we spent every dime on me, but then their argument turns to "marital standard of living" and we're now talking about how we took vacations that my ex can't disclaim enjoying them. Anyways after the "Marty land" comment the Judge grilled her a bit about did she agree to do this things (yes), did you ever propose otherwise (no). It was clear the Judge was questioning her testimony on many points.

The other attorney was trying to point out how I can live way better (buying dirt bike parts and having a beer in a bar...) then the poor desperate soul of my ex. Well maybe the ex needs to drop the intentionally unemployed routine. This is the part where my attorney and I are not sure where the Judge sits. So TBD on that.

Oh, what really made me laugh: Well they even took the time to point out I went sking with the "Ski-Bums" and noted a couple of my visits to Hi Tops in the Castro. Undoubtedly the other party has googled them. So I can safely assume that the other party knows I'm gay. In response to being questioned about Hi Tops I simply smiled and responded that it looked like I had a couple beers. I was temped to mention that I had a BF who lived in the Castro hence my visits to the area being frequent. I could also have responded saying that since I'm gay I like hanging out in the Castro as I feel comfortable there. But I took the high road and kept all my responses above the belt. She can own all the hate - I want none of that in me any more.

mom's rendition of "what's new pussycat"

ex

This tattoo.

If you ever think you have made some poor life choices... it could be worse.

despite what the tattoo is of... it's pretty cool lookin'. the piercing on his cheek/dick is what did it for me.

Incorporating his ear in the design makes it look like some alien spawn burst out of his ball sack. Not for me.

I imagine him sitting across a table from me for a job interview. Ummmm... no.