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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 9 June 2019, 08:50





This channel totally resonates with me.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Brenden » 9 June 2019, 09:50



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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 9 June 2019, 15:30

Brenden wrote:


lol

I wonder how many people we know think this way.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Iamjava » 9 June 2019, 16:46

so true! my sleep/antiantianxiety meds also make it hard to go. ugh!
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Capt._Trips » 16 June 2019, 14:35



This was funnier then I expected.

I totally remember that basketball anti-weed commercial. :lol:
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 19 June 2019, 03:18

Is that ........... LITTLE FINGER?!

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby PopTart » 19 June 2019, 17:06

poolerboy0077 wrote:Is that ........... LITTLE FINGER?!



That it is :P
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Derek » 20 June 2019, 00:09

poolerboy0077 wrote:Is that ........... LITTLE FINGER?!



You didn't know that?

Charlie Hunnam is so much cuter than the American one.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby mxguy01 » 20 June 2019, 20:19

poolerboy0077 wrote:
Brenden wrote:
lol

I wonder how many people we know think this way.


Seems to be quite a few on each side. So you need to simply decide what's right for you. I don't like the possibility of Prep causing side effects and not addressing exposure to other STI's.

https://www.truvada.com
Serious side effects of TRUVADA may also include

Kidney problems, including kidney failure. Your healthcare provider should do blood and urine tests to check your kidneys before and during treatment with TRUVADA. If you develop kidney problems, your healthcare provider may tell you to stop taking TRUVADA.

Too much lactic acid in your blood (lactic acidosis), which is a serious but rare medical emergency that can lead to death. Tell your healthcare provider right away if you get these symptoms: weakness or being more tired than usual, unusual muscle pain, being short of breath or fast breathing, stomach pain with nausea and vomiting, cold or blue hands and feet, feel dizzy or lightheaded, or a fast or abnormal heartbeat.

Severe liver problems, which in rare cases can lead to death. Tell your healthcare provider right away if you get these symptoms: skin or the white part of your eyes turns yellow, dark "tea-colored" urine, light-colored stools, loss of appetite for several days or longer, nausea, or stomach-area pain.

Bone problems, including bone pain, softening, or thinning, which may lead to fractures. Your healthcare provider may do tests to check your bones.

Common side effects in people taking TRUVADA for PrEP are headache, stomach-area (abdomen) pain, and decreased weight. Tell your healthcare provider if you have any side effects that bother you or do not go away.


From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pre-expos ... isk-taking:
From Increased risk-taking
While PrEP appears to be extremely successful in suppressing the spread of HIV infection, there is some evidence that the reduction in HIV risk has led to some people taking more sexual risks; specifically, reduced use of condoms in anal sex,[79] raising risks of spreading sexually transmitted diseases other than HIV. In a meta-analysis of 18 studies, researchers found that rates of new diagnoses of STIs among MSM (men who have sex with men) given PrEP were 25.3 times greater for gonorrhea, 11.2 times greater for chlamydia and 44.6 times greater for syphilis, compared with the rates among MSM not given PrEP.[80] However, it's important to note that, unlike HIV, these three STIs can all currently be cured with antibiotic treatment.[81][82][83]


At the same time, now with the choice of Event Based Dosing with Prep, I'm considering adding that to my use of condoms.
https://www.iwantprepnow.co.uk/how-to-take-prep/. Anyone unfamiliar with the fact that you don't necessarily have to take Prep daily, forever should read the info at this url.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 23 June 2019, 11:17

I used to masturbate onto birds

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.


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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby mxguy01 » 23 June 2019, 19:17

OMG that is so funny. I had to speed read down to confirm he was talking about onto and not into but yeah, way funny.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 28 June 2019, 01:48

Immigration hawk: “Of course crossing the border without documentation is wrong. It’s illegal!”

Democratic candidates: “Hold my executive order.”
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Derek » 28 June 2019, 04:43

Did you watch the debate? Was it fun?
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 28 June 2019, 06:05

It reminded me of what you said on that book Fire and Fury in how Steve Bannon’s modus operandi is to make the left become a caricature of themselves. It was on full display tonight.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Capt._Trips » 30 June 2019, 14:08



:lol: the forshadowing is way to accurate.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby mxguy01 » 9 July 2019, 17:06

If I never see another vagina for the rest of my life I'll be happy.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby René » 11 July 2019, 20:50

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Some of these Scottish town names are so funny. Alloa sounds like it should be in Hawaii. Anniesland sounds like a made-up place for a girl named Annie filled with rainbows where everyone gets free cookies.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby LostGuy94 » 11 July 2019, 21:25

René wrote:
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Some of these Scottish town names are so funny. Alloa sounds like it should be in Hawaii. Anniesland sounds like a made-up place for a girl named Annie filled with rainbows where everyone gets free cookies.


I like searching for rude sounding place names, a selection I'm aware of in the UK:

Cockermouth
Cockfield
Cock o' the North
Peniston
Twatt

Clitheroe isn't really but saw a picture of a faulty train destination screen which showed it as 'Clit' :lol:
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