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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Brenden » 11 July 2019, 21:29

*Penistone

We used to live near it. :lol:
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby GaySpacePirateKing » 11 July 2019, 23:09

René wrote:
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Some of these Scottish town names are so funny. Alloa sounds like it should be in Hawaii. Anniesland sounds like a made-up place for a girl named Annie filled with rainbows where everyone gets free cookies.


That's a rare sight!

Queen Street trains that aren't cancelled or delayed :rofl:
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Capt._Trips » 11 July 2019, 23:25

LostGuy94 wrote:
René wrote:
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Some of these Scottish town names are so funny. Alloa sounds like it should be in Hawaii. Anniesland sounds like a made-up place for a girl named Annie filled with rainbows where everyone gets free cookies.


I like searching for rude sounding place names, a selection I'm aware of in the UK:

Cockermouth
Cockfield
Cock o' the North
Peniston
Twatt

Clitheroe isn't really but saw a picture of a faulty train destination screen which showed it as 'Clit' :lol:


The Pennsylvania amish have some pretty weird town names.

Lititz
Intercourse
Blue ball
Bird in hand.
Paradise (but its just a really small town. :lol:)
Fertility

All those towns arw actually really close together and are the heart of the pa dutch in Lancaster. Im not sure how or why they choose some of them though. Lititz always gets me. :lol:
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby René » 12 July 2019, 09:52

GaySpacePirateKing wrote:
René wrote:
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Some of these Scottish town names are so funny. Alloa sounds like it should be in Hawaii. Anniesland sounds like a made-up place for a girl named Annie filled with rainbows where everyone gets free cookies.

That's a rare sight!

Queen Street trains that aren't cancelled or delayed :rofl:

Oh, ours was :lol:
We had to wait like 20 minutes after scheduled departure to even have a platform number.

I noticed they were performing major works on the station. Do you suppose they're making it better or just bigger?
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby LostGuy94 » 12 July 2019, 10:11

René wrote:Oh, ours was :lol:
We had to wait like 20 minutes after scheduled departure to even have a platform number.

I noticed they were performing major works on the station. Do you suppose they're making it better or just bigger?


I went there back in January and they gave us the platform about 5 minutes before the departure, so end up with a stampede to get on the train, I already knew the platform as I clicked on the station on Google Maps which gave me the answer long beforehand.

I'm no stranger to the concept of Delay Repay, 2 hours is the record so far but always end up with an hour coming back from Manchester as I always fail to make the 5 minute connection to my local train
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 12 July 2019, 18:02

Blow: "Nowadays even Liam can release an album of his screechy vocals and it'll probably go #1..."
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 13 July 2019, 16:59



Why did YouTube recommend me this?

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 15 July 2019, 05:12

Someone reminding me that “spill the tea” and it’s predecessor “spill the beans” has analogues in Spanish: “Suelta la sopa” (literally: release the soup) and “Escupe Lupe” (Spit, Lupe; Lupe being a shortened way of saying the name Guadalupe). :lol: Now we just need woke and triggered and we’d be set to be equally retarded.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 15 July 2019, 12:16

Blow: "Nowadays even Liam can release an album of his screechy vocals and it'll probably go #1..."
Ramzus: I can admit that I'm horny just about 24/7
homomorphism: I used to not think your name was deshay and that Erick was just being racist
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Re: What made you laugh today?

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 24 July 2019, 04:35

Blow: "Nowadays even Liam can release an album of his screechy vocals and it'll probably go #1..."
Ramzus: I can admit that I'm horny just about 24/7
homomorphism: I used to not think your name was deshay and that Erick was just being racist
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Re: What made you laugh today?

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Jzone » 27 July 2019, 05:16

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby mxguy01 » 27 July 2019, 14:38

Nothing wrong with occasionally enjoying an hot guy along the way through life. I'm patient. I'm shameless. I get what I want readily enough. Sometimes I even keep them around for a while. Changing out for the next new becomes too much effort at some point. :devil:

^ something tells me this is not a guy ready (as in has other things that need doing) for a serious relationship. My life is what it is. I might as well have a good time at it.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Yeauxleaux » 7 August 2019, 20:28

My manager at work's stupidity.

I'm sure this woman is one of those managers who just loves to shit-test people, to see how we're going to react. Anyway I had ordered a parcel into our store (ordered some clothes to wear while working), and the parcel had my name on it. My surname is Maltese and very uncommon in every single country but Malta, and we are not in Malta.

"I need to see a receipt or text message before you take that out! Proof of purchase"

Madonna...

Yeah because there's 12965 people with my exact combination of first name and surname in Birmingham, and one of them just so happened to order a parcel into the store where another works. You fucking dingbat jobsworth.

Anyway it was more funny than annoying, I just roll my eyes at this woman at this point.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby René » 13 August 2019, 14:59

I come across a lot of funny French and German terms in my work. My favourite from today is the French translation of "LED stick": baguette LED
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby rxxli » 14 August 2019, 18:32

René wrote:I come across a lot of funny French and German terms in my work. My favourite from today is the French translation of "LED stick": baguette LED

OMG :lol: .




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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Jzone » 16 August 2019, 03:21

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