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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby René » 13 January 2020, 20:16

Brenden wrote:Should be “Submit to Allah”

Unless it means "submit to submission" in the same vein as "commit to commitment" :P
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby René » 24 January 2020, 17:47

Seeing 'sceptical' misspelt as 'skepticle'. :3
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Re: What made you laugh today?

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Capt._Trips » 25 January 2020, 00:09


This was on someone's twitter the other day. And it brought back some super nostalgic laughs. That face at the end after her famous line " bottoms up, and the devil laughs." Gets me everytime. :rofl:
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 27 January 2020, 05:10

If you’re having a shitty day today just be glad you aren’t this lady.

Blow: "Nowadays even Liam can release an album of his screechy vocals and it'll probably go #1..."
Ramzus: I can admit that I'm horny just about 24/7
homomorphism: I used to not think your name was deshay and that Erick was just being racist
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Brenden » 27 January 2020, 12:03

poolerboy0077 wrote:If you’re having a shitty day today just be glad you aren’t this lady.

Did she seriously say Los Angeles Niggers rather than Los Angeles Lakers? :gaping:
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 27 January 2020, 13:40

How do you even mix that up? It doesn’t even sound close.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Magic J » 28 January 2020, 21:23

Michael Henry needs to get back on Latuda.

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby John27 » 28 January 2020, 23:01

A few days ago, I saw a Toyota Prius. Pretty much a normal Prius (and they are almost a dime a dozen where I live). It had something on the back that said something like:

Cool Prius!

--Said Nobody Ever.


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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Capt._Trips » 28 January 2020, 23:03

poolerboy0077 wrote:How do you even mix that up? It doesn’t even sound close.


She's saying she mixed up the knicks and the lakers. Leading to Nakers. If you listen closely it does sound like that. Wierd mix up but seems more likely then the LA niggers :|
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Re: What made you laugh today?

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 31 January 2020, 18:31


I guess you don’t care about protecting the rule of law from the ILLEGAL INVADERS!!!!! :oface:
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Derek » 31 January 2020, 19:33


Man, it would be sooo satisfying if Sanders won the general and his first act was to issue an executive order to tear the fucking thing down.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby mxguy01 » 31 January 2020, 20:50

Putin should declare "Trump, Tear down your wall!".
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Magic J » 1 February 2020, 00:17


Now we ken who wis a'ways wrappin the swing roond the bar.

It wis Limmy.

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby René » 1 February 2020, 08:17

:lol: He's cute. And I love that accent so much.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Magic J » 1 February 2020, 14:03

Katie Hopkins: C.U.N.T

I will say, though, that the Twitter comment about Scottish life expectancy standing at 59 proving that the Scots will "do anything to avoid working until retirement" was absolute class. :lol:
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby star_trek_geek » 1 February 2020, 19:14

Derek wrote:

Man, it would be sooo satisfying if Sanders won the general and his first act was to issue an executive order to tear the fucking thing down.

Man, it would be sooo funny if it was torn down and yet they still caught you trying to get through
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Magic J » 1 February 2020, 19:37

star_trek_geek wrote:[Deleted]

Yeah, I started feeling a bit sorry for ol' Katie. That is, until she started speaking. Now, I'm pretty hard to offend, but calling Greta Thunberg, who in addition to being a pretty effective climate activist is, I must remind you, a child, an "autistic fucking wench", really didn't sit well with me. The rest of it was pretty poor, too.

Goodness, I'm becoming a bit of a snowflake in my old age. :(

Edit: Realised you've deleted your comment. Apologies.
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