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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Derek » 1 February 2020, 19:59

star_trek_geek wrote:
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Man, it would be sooo satisfying if Sanders won the general and his first act was to issue an executive order to tear the fucking thing down.

Man, it would be sooo funny if it was torn down and yet they still caught you trying to get through

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Magic J » 2 February 2020, 23:35

Anyone want to play Heroquest?
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby René » 3 February 2020, 18:45

Watching Magic J's signature change. :P
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby mxguy01 » 3 February 2020, 19:18

Last night: I told my date if we wanted more space in the bar he should loudly announce he just got back from China.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Magic J » 3 February 2020, 22:19

René wrote:Watching Magic J's signature change. :P

There are soooo many more planned.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 4 February 2020, 05:21

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Blow: "Nowadays even Liam can release an album of his screechy vocals and it'll probably go #1..."
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby René » 4 February 2020, 13:07

René wrote:My nominations for the GayForum Awards for 2019 are…

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby René » 5 February 2020, 08:41

My brother shared this with me after some discussion of capitalism accidentally led to me having the ABBA song Money Money Money stuck in my head. :P

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Marmaduke » 7 February 2020, 15:23

Most of the time, you see a window display, you get the connection. Other times, not so much. Like this opticians.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Brenden » 7 February 2020, 16:59

Did SpecSavers beat you to market‽

With a baguette. Bold.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Marmaduke » 7 February 2020, 17:02

Brenden wrote:Did SpecSavers beat you to market‽

With a baguette. Bold.

They’ve just shone a spotlight on my entrepreneurial naivety. I’d have never even thought this market existed. I’ve got so much to learn, this tech start up business is a steep curve.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby René » 7 February 2020, 17:04

Brenden wrote:Did SpecSavers beat you to market‽

With a baguette. Bold.

I was about to say! That looks suspiciously like an early prototype of the Anal Obliterator Performance Turbo XL...
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 7 February 2020, 18:48

Is that baguette on a butt machine?
Blow: "Nowadays even Liam can release an album of his screechy vocals and it'll probably go #1..."
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Marmaduke » 7 February 2020, 18:52

poolerboy0077 wrote:Is that baguette on a butt machine?

The butt machine was also in motion.

In their defence, I don’t know how else you advertise glasses.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Jzone » 7 February 2020, 21:39

If you really need their product, you won't be confused by the window display :glasses:
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby rxxli » 7 February 2020, 23:57

Maybe they offer other services... in the back.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 8 February 2020, 17:10

So Heidi Klum recently expresses skepticism of Gabrielle Union’s claim that America’s Got Talent was being racist to her because she didn’t experience any. People were of course quick to point out that she’s a white woman, which she took offense to.

I love the response this one blogger gave:

I already figured out why so many white people hate being called a white person—because the privilege of individuality affords them the ability to only be characterized in the singular form. They don’t like being characterized by the actions of others. They hate being called a “white voter” who lives in a “white neighborhood” and acts like a “white woman,” even though they’re willing to talk about the “black vote,” “black neighborhoods” and “black women” all day, every day.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Jzone » 8 February 2020, 17:44

Wait... Heidi Klum is white?
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 8 February 2020, 18:59

Jzone wrote:Wait... Heidi Klum is white?

If I were to show you her picture, would you honestly be able to tell her apart from, say, Gwyneth Paltrow or Kate Upton? Of course not. Them bitches all look alike!
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Magic J » 8 February 2020, 19:54

Speaking of Gwyneth Paltrow, I recently had cause to investigate some Goop products, since I have need of the good vibes advertised. As vaginal steaming was, unfortunately, not an option, the Jade Egg struck me as particularly interesting. However, I had no idea how the Egg should be used. Further research led me to a statement by Goop as to where men should insert the Egg: in their mouth.

Aside from the obvious threat of burned vaginas across the land, this actually seems quite a dangerous choking hazard. I shan't risk it. Suffocating on kegel equipment is not the way I want to go. I'll just buy a load of their weight loss juice and shit myself to death instead.
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