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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby rogonandi » 13 February 2020, 10:00

I showed my husband the idle animation of Percy during a conversation screen in the game and he told me it looks like Percy is jacking off with a sword in his hand.

Now I can’t unsee it and I may need to fix some graphics.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby René » 13 February 2020, 13:43

Magic J wrote:If this is your first existential crisis, encounter with the Absurd, or angst attack, then please remain calm. Or don't. The universe really doesn't care. :P

Also, I've had enough encounters with the LSD-inspired Absurd to have learned to stay very calm and just ignore all the weird stuff. :P
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 17 February 2020, 18:59

Have you all seen this? :lol:

Blow: "Nowadays even Liam can release an album of his screechy vocals and it'll probably go #1..."
Ramzus: I can admit that I'm horny just about 24/7
homomorphism: I used to not think your name was deshay and that Erick was just being racist
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Brenden » 17 February 2020, 19:37

OMG, that is hilarious. His expression. :rofl:
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Magic J » 17 February 2020, 20:01

He looked genuinely fucking terrified for a moment. :lol:
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Re: What made you laugh today?

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Severelius » 20 February 2020, 18:18

The shop I've been working at this week has a big pillar in the middle of it from where it used to be separated into two different properties before one was bought and knocked through. At the same point as the pillar the floor also slightly dips; it's higher on the counter-end of the store than at the end where the TV screens and all that jazz are.

I've always known eventually I'd see someone go arse over teakettle on that weird random slope (I half-expected I'd do it at some point) and today it finally happened; young chav-looking guy (pretty fit in a rough and dirty kinda way tbh) missed his footing and barrelled over right into the pillar.

I had to go into the staff room in the back so I wouldn't laugh out loud at the counter.

The guy was fine, it was just funny as fuck.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Brenden » 22 February 2020, 03:56

While browsing for waterproof gloves I came across this image:

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 22 February 2020, 05:44

Oi! A dog and bone worth half a monkey? Do me a fayva!
Blow: "Nowadays even Liam can release an album of his screechy vocals and it'll probably go #1..."
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby René » 22 February 2020, 14:21

Me: *buys laptop from Amazon*
Amazon push notification 3 days later: "We thought you'd like a new laptop."

How many laptops do they think I need? :P
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 23 February 2020, 15:05

This comment left on a porn video:

“great video !!!! We are white sluts born for black dicks. Black dicks must penetrate our slut asses.”
Blow: "Nowadays even Liam can release an album of his screechy vocals and it'll probably go #1..."
Ramzus: I can admit that I'm horny just about 24/7
homomorphism: I used to not think your name was deshay and that Erick was just being racist
Hunter: sometimes I think I was literally born to be a pornstar
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Derek » 23 February 2020, 17:22

poolerboy0077 wrote:This comment left on a porn video:

“great video !!!! We are white sluts born for black dicks. Black dicks must penetrate our slut asses.”

Old people write the same way in porn comments that they do on Facebook. That is to say, they actually write porn comments.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Magic J » 23 February 2020, 17:47


This never stops being funny.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Magic J » 23 February 2020, 20:23


Juh-Rog's best work so far, imo.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby René » 27 February 2020, 11:36

My mom after receiving some translation work, a document warning people about what to look out for / measures to take to avoid getting and spreading the coronavirus: "We're making some nice money off this coronavirus. :) (:" :lol:
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 14 March 2020, 19:42

Blow: "Nowadays even Liam can release an album of his screechy vocals and it'll probably go #1..."
Ramzus: I can admit that I'm horny just about 24/7
homomorphism: I used to not think your name was deshay and that Erick was just being racist
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Magic J » 15 March 2020, 21:11

The thought that there are several thousand people in this country that are now the proud owners of small mountains of toilet paper.

You fucking idiots. If we really do get ourselves into a total collapse situation, then I will make absolutely sure to round up a posse to go door to door, inspecting peoples cupboards for unwarranted amounts of it, immediately eating those who are found to have hoarded too much, and then dispensing the last of the precious, non-military grade paper to everyone else.

It'll be pledge number one in my post-apocalypse election manifesto. Vote Magic J: For Sanitary Justice.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Derek » 15 March 2020, 21:20

It's funny how random it is. There's no reason to hoard toilet paper, but because the news broke that people were hoarding toilet paper, everyone rushed out to do the same before it was... too late? How much do people use anyway? And now they're swarming retailers, in the middle of a pandemic, to spend inflated amounts on something they don't even need.

It really puts things like the rational theory of economic behavior in perspective.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Magic J » 15 March 2020, 21:42

I know, it's just silly. There's some specific things: pasta, rice, baby food, which are somewhat understandable. But... eggs? If you really want to be disaster proof, you'd be better off getting the chicken, surely? :lol:

Also, this reminds me of my Irn Bru conspiracy. Step 1. Changed the recipe to avoid having to increase price due to "sugar tax". Step 2. People raged. Step 3. Waited several months. Step 4. Released the old recipe version, "limited edition", at higher price. People go mental and buy fucking loads of it. I imagine that Barr will repeat as often as necessary. I think Coka-Cola did a similar thing with "New Coke".

But yeah, Big TP are obviously behind this. Get woke.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby PopTart » 15 March 2020, 21:48

But I watched people buying shelf loads of Pasta, in supermarkets where signs clearly stated, 3 of each item per customer and the staff had just given up arguing with people. :gaping:

I seriously had to go on a tour de force, of all the local supermarkets, to get my weekly shop this weekend. :argh:

These people definately need their heads examined, way more than they need toilet roll.

On the plus side, no one was buying the fresh baked pastries, high risk items I suppose, so I indulged in several varieties. Love me some strawberry crowns and apple turnovers. :drool:
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