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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Severelius » 13 July 2020, 18:35

I'm not about to watch 17 minutes of badly-acted roleplay heterosexuality to find out the answer to that question.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Brenden » 13 July 2020, 19:51

Magic J wrote:Worst sentence I've ever written.

So far.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Ander1969 » 14 July 2020, 03:35

I got hit on by a guy on Facebook. Within minutes he wanted to get into father/son roleplay. So funny how these young guys want me to be their daddies, but I'll play along.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Severelius » 14 July 2020, 21:59

Just remembered I placed this bet a while back.

Can you tell I have like zero faith in US politics to not be totally batshit in any possible way it can? :P
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Valso » 15 July 2020, 21:17

A memory of me and my first male love when we BNEd a closed chapel at a cold night in order to have sex in there. In the first BNE there I came onto Jesus' head while he was hanging there on the cross. In the second BNE my boyfriend wanted to have the whole load for himself, so we both peed in the holy water basin. :lol: :lol: :lol: It never crossed the mor(m)ons' minds to actually lock the chapel, they probably thought everyone in the world was afraid of god, so nobody would dare enter it at night. Except for the two of us... :lol:
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 17 July 2020, 18:27

Laughing at some of the comments made in this thread in r/gaybros.
Blow: "Nowadays even Liam can release an album of his screechy vocals and it'll probably go #1..."
Ramzus: I can admit that I'm horny just about 24/7
homomorphism: I used to not think your name was deshay and that Erick was just being racist
Hunter: sometimes I think I was literally born to be a pornstar
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Valso » 22 July 2020, 15:01

2 things actually, both of which can be seen only in my country. :lol: :lol:

1. Opel Cayenne. It was actually an Opel Corsa 1.3 and the owner had put a sticky strip with the name "Cayenne" right after "Opel". I'm guessing that's his unfullfilled dream of having a Porsche Cayenne. :lol:
2. A sports 2005 SL55 AMG Hardtop used as a supply vehicle for a mini-market and its trunk was full of packs of something we call "airyan" - it's basically yoghurt with water and is the cheapest form of a drink. :lol: I can't imagine what kind of a moron would do that to such a car. He might as well have a Veyron and use it a taxi. :lol:
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby René » 23 July 2020, 19:31

My grandma's care home has been trying to get rid of her because they find her difficult to deal with, and she hates the staff as well. Recently they called in a crisis team with a psychiatrist to assess her.

Apparently she told the psychiatrist the place is 'een kuthuis'. The closest translation of which is probably: "This place is a fucking shithole." :lol:

I'm told he determined she seems totally fine. :P
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 24 July 2020, 04:32

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Hopefully this puts an end to that stupid platitude.
Blow: "Nowadays even Liam can release an album of his screechy vocals and it'll probably go #1..."
Ramzus: I can admit that I'm horny just about 24/7
homomorphism: I used to not think your name was deshay and that Erick was just being racist
Hunter: sometimes I think I was literally born to be a pornstar
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Valso » 25 July 2020, 17:26

That's being thirsty... :lol:
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Valso » 27 July 2020, 10:35

A Bulgarian joke.

A man asks a woman: - How do you like it in the morning?
Woman: - Semi doggy style and you pulling my hair hard.
The man (confused): - I was asking about the coffee...

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Valso » 28 July 2020, 15:23

I've always thought a walking and talking tree that speaks English would attract attention. But as turns out, I was wrong. This morning I was playing Sniper Ghost Warrior 1, one of the first missions. I'm climbing a rock with lots of bushes on it towards the target and suddenly in front me of pops up a guy speaking Spanish who looks straight at me and he didn't react nor he did raise the alarm for an intruder. Which means that the American army is right after all - a guy dressed like a walking and talking tree armed with a sniper rifle doesn't attract anybody's attention. Image Image Which made dispatching the guy a lot easier than I hoped it would be. :lol:
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby René » 31 July 2020, 12:27

It's always so strange to smell stuff again after hours of wearing an N95 mask. :P
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Valso » 31 July 2020, 12:39

When you enjoy the job more than you're supposed to... :D

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby PopTart » 31 July 2020, 18:07

I was letting youtube do it's auto play thing and ran into three videos mocking millenials, two of which made me chuckle.



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Re: What made you laugh today?

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Re: What made you laugh today?

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Magic J » 5 August 2020, 21:13



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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby rogonandi » 11 August 2020, 03:27

My weight loss apparently hasn’t helped much with my sometimes horrible snoring.
Why are you?

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby erti » 11 August 2020, 03:29

rogonandi wrote:My weight loss apparently hasn’t helped much with my sometimes horrible snoring.


maybe you should see a doctor with possible sleep sleep apnea. I know a few people who have it and the cpap and stuff helped them have good sleep and even lost weight and felt like they had a good nights rest since getting it.
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