What made you laugh today?
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Yeah Samsung Health, I know I have a problem. I don't need you to tell me.

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Re: What made you laugh today?
Wait, is that for the whole week? A mere 8hrs 39mins?
If thats per night, thats pretty damn good!
If thats per night, thats pretty damn good!
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PopTart wrote:Wait, is that for the whole week? A mere 8hrs 39mins?
If thats per night, thats pretty damn good!
That's per night. But notice the chart of what we might charitably call my sleeping "pattern".
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René wrote:PopTart wrote:Wait, is that for the whole week? A mere 8hrs 39mins?
If thats per night, thats pretty damn good!
That's per night. But notice the chart of what we might charitably call my sleeping "pattern".
Well, it could be a pattern...

...just, maybe not this chaos...


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I got honked by an impatient guy on a B road for letting somebody make a turning after I'd already had to stop. He overtook me in rage, but literally two minutes later I caught up to him again while he was sat behind a slow moving row of cars. I was still kinda annoyed, but it was pretty funny at the same time 

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At the hospital, they called it an isolation room. Isolation, eh, secluded from everyone... or so I thought.
Every damn three minutes some other nurse, orderly, doctor, intern comes inside. Some wear masks, others don't. I've met more different people in that "isolation" room as I would meet in an average bloody year, over at the beach.
But they call it isolation! Overcrowded isolation...

Every damn three minutes some other nurse, orderly, doctor, intern comes inside. Some wear masks, others don't. I've met more different people in that "isolation" room as I would meet in an average bloody year, over at the beach.
But they call it isolation! Overcrowded isolation...


If ya want to hang with me, let's go windsurfing!

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GearFetTwinkRomance wrote:At the hospital, they called it an isolation room. Isolation, eh, secluded from everyone... or so I thought.
Every damn three minutes some other nurse, orderly, doctor, intern comes inside. Some wear masks, others don't. I've met more different people in that "isolation" room as I would meet in an average bloody year, over at the beach.
But they call it isolation! Crowded isolation...![]()
Covid? A raw chicken dinner too many?

I hope your okay gear.

And on the bright side, they haven't shoved you in a side room and forgotten about you, so that's good!
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PopTart wrote:GearFetTwinkRomance wrote:At the hospital, they called it an isolation room. Isolation, eh, secluded from everyone... or so I thought.
Every damn three minutes some other nurse, orderly, doctor, intern comes inside. Some wear masks, others don't. I've met more different people in that "isolation" room as I would meet in an average bloody year, over at the beach.
But they call it isolation! Crowded isolation...![]()
Covid? A raw chicken dinner too many?![]()
I hope your okay gear.![]()
And on the bright side, they haven't shoved you in a side room and forgotten about you, so that's good!
Thanks, glad to see you writing on the forum again!
None of the mentioned. Just one rare case of spondylodiscitis. Unknown type of bacteria. I've met the emperor of pain! And they had good meds there. I took 4 times of the highest morphine dose available, and I felt like rainbow Shangri La!
I guess I had all broad bandwith antibiotics they had, too. So I have to restore my digestive microbiome now.
Hope you have been well in all these difficult times, too.

If ya want to hang with me, let's go windsurfing!

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GearFetTwinkRomance wrote:PopTart wrote:GearFetTwinkRomance wrote:At the hospital, they called it an isolation room. Isolation, eh, secluded from everyone... or so I thought.
Every damn three minutes some other nurse, orderly, doctor, intern comes inside. Some wear masks, others don't. I've met more different people in that "isolation" room as I would meet in an average bloody year, over at the beach.
But they call it isolation! Crowded isolation...![]()
Covid? A raw chicken dinner too many?![]()
I hope your okay gear.![]()
And on the bright side, they haven't shoved you in a side room and forgotten about you, so that's good!
Thanks, glad to see you writing on the forum again!
None of the mentioned. Just one rare case of spondylodiscitis. Unknown type of bacteria. I've met the emperor of pain! And they had good meds there. I took 4 times of the highest morphine dose available, and I felt like rainbow Shangri La!
I guess I had all broad bandwith antibiotics they had, too. So I have to restore my digestive microbiome now.
Hope you have been well in all these difficult times, too.
joking aside, I'm pleased your well and being cared for gear and thanks for the welcome back, the same to you too!

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Re: What made you laugh today?
Reading about the side effects of a particular medication:

The drug often causes sexual problems in men (e.g. impotence, ejaculation difficulties). In about 5% of patients, it can instead cause inadvertent orgasms when yawning.

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René wrote:Reading about the side effects of a particular medication:The drug often causes sexual problems in men (e.g. impotence, ejaculation difficulties). In about 5% of patients, it can instead cause inadvertent orgasms when yawning.
Serotonin can do that!
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Also fresh entry: Got messaged on Facebook by a friend I haven't spoken to in about 3 years or so.
Within 5 minutes it's gone from "hey how are you" to a detailed discussion about gay sex and whether or not I 'count' as still being a virgin or not.
Within 5 minutes it's gone from "hey how are you" to a detailed discussion about gay sex and whether or not I 'count' as still being a virgin or not.
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So Sev, do you still count?
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Jzone wrote:So Sev, do you still count?
According to her I do.
I'd disagree on a technicality, only because saying "I'm a virgin" tends to imply that the person saying it is sexually innocent or inexperienced and while I've never been penetrated nor penetrated someone else, I have sucked way too much dick to be able to call myself sexually innocent or inexperienced.
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Severelius wrote:while I've never been penetrated nor penetrated someone else, I have sucked way too much dick to be able to call myself sexually innocent or inexperienced.
You go, guy

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Jzone wrote:Severelius wrote:while I've never been penetrated nor penetrated someone else, I have sucked way too much dick to be able to call myself sexually innocent or inexperienced.
You go, guy
I have one demonstrable skill so I put it to as much use as I can.

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Severelius wrote:I'd disagree on a technicality, only because saying "I'm a virgin" tends to imply that the person saying it is sexually innocent or inexperienced and while I've never been penetrated nor penetrated someone else, I have sucked way too much dick to be able to call myself sexually innocent or inexperienced.
This popular definition of "virgin" is, obviously, totally bizarre, and people should stop using it immediately.
Actually, let's just go with it. Rank all sexual activities from "definitely sex" to "like, maybe? Um... lesbians?".
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