What made you laugh today?

**René** · by **René** » 14 September 2020, 16:59

Screenshot_20200914-141500_Samsung Health.jpg

Yeah Samsung Health, I know I have a problem. I don't need you to tell me. :oface:

**PopTart** · by **PopTart** » 14 September 2020, 17:49

Wait, is that for the whole week? A mere 8hrs 39mins?

If thats per night, thats pretty damn good!

**René** · by **René** » 14 September 2020, 18:09

PopTart wrote:Wait, is that for the whole week? A mere 8hrs 39mins?

If thats per night, thats pretty damn good!

That's per night. But notice the chart of what we might charitably call my sleeping "pattern".

**PopTart** · by **PopTart** » 14 September 2020, 18:25

René wrote:
PopTart wrote:Wait, is that for the whole week? A mere 8hrs 39mins?

If thats per night, thats pretty damn good!

That's per night. But notice the chart of what we might charitably call my sleeping "pattern".

Well, it could be a pattern... :shifty:

You know, they say the is an order to chaos...

...just, maybe not this chaos...

**Brenden** · by **Brenden** » 17 September 2020, 10:43

**dragonfire** · by **dragonfire** » 17 September 2020, 16:34

I got honked by an impatient guy on a B road for letting somebody make a turning after I'd already had to stop. He overtook me in rage, but literally two minutes later I caught up to him again while he was sat behind a slow moving row of cars. I was still kinda annoyed, but it was pretty funny at the same time

**GearFetTwinkRomance** · by **GearFetTwinkRomance** » 17 September 2020, 18:27

At the hospital, they called it an isolation room. Isolation, eh, secluded from everyone... or so I thought.
Every damn three minutes some other nurse, orderly, doctor, intern comes inside. Some wear masks, others don't. I've met more different people in that "isolation" room as I would meet in an average bloody year, over at the beach.
But they call it isolation! Overcrowded isolation... :shrug:

**PopTart** · by **PopTart** » 17 September 2020, 18:29

GearFetTwinkRomance wrote:At the hospital, they called it an isolation room. Isolation, eh, secluded from everyone... or so I thought.
Every damn three minutes some other nurse, orderly, doctor, intern comes inside. Some wear masks, others don't. I've met more different people in that "isolation" room as I would meet in an average bloody year, over at the beach.
But they call it isolation! Crowded isolation...

Covid? A raw chicken dinner too many?

I hope your okay gear.

And on the bright side, they haven't shoved you in a side room and forgotten about you, so that's good!

**GearFetTwinkRomance** · by **GearFetTwinkRomance** » 17 September 2020, 19:02

PopTart wrote:
GearFetTwinkRomance wrote:At the hospital, they called it an isolation room. Isolation, eh, secluded from everyone... or so I thought.
Every damn three minutes some other nurse, orderly, doctor, intern comes inside. Some wear masks, others don't. I've met more different people in that "isolation" room as I would meet in an average bloody year, over at the beach.
But they call it isolation! Crowded isolation...

Covid? A raw chicken dinner too many?

I hope your okay gear.

And on the bright side, they haven't shoved you in a side room and forgotten about you, so that's good!

Thanks, glad to see you writing on the forum again!

None of the mentioned. Just one rare case of spondylodiscitis. Unknown type of bacteria. I've met the emperor of pain! And they had good meds there. I took 4 times of the highest morphine dose available, and I felt like rainbow Shangri La!
I guess I had all broad bandwith antibiotics they had, too. So I have to restore my digestive microbiome now.

Hope you have been well in all these difficult times, too.

**PopTart** · by **PopTart** » 17 September 2020, 20:05

GearFetTwinkRomance wrote:
PopTart wrote:
GearFetTwinkRomance wrote:At the hospital, they called it an isolation room. Isolation, eh, secluded from everyone... or so I thought.
Every damn three minutes some other nurse, orderly, doctor, intern comes inside. Some wear masks, others don't. I've met more different people in that "isolation" room as I would meet in an average bloody year, over at the beach.
But they call it isolation! Crowded isolation...

Covid? A raw chicken dinner too many?

I hope your okay gear.

And on the bright side, they haven't shoved you in a side room and forgotten about you, so that's good!

Thanks, glad to see you writing on the forum again!

None of the mentioned. Just one rare case of spondylodiscitis. Unknown type of bacteria. I've met the emperor of pain! And they had good meds there. I took 4 times of the highest morphine dose available, and I felt like rainbow Shangri La!
I guess I had all broad bandwith antibiotics they had, too. So I have to restore my digestive microbiome now.

Hope you have been well in all these difficult times, too.

joking aside, I'm pleased your well and being cared for gear and thanks for the welcome back, the same to you too!

**René** · by **René** » 19 September 2020, 03:00

Reading about the side effects of a particular medication:

The drug often causes sexual problems in men (e.g. impotence, ejaculation difficulties). In about 5% of patients, it can instead cause inadvertent orgasms when yawning.

**PopTart** · by **PopTart** » 19 September 2020, 05:10

René wrote:Reading about the side effects of a particular medication:

The drug often causes sexual problems in men (e.g. impotence, ejaculation difficulties). In about 5% of patients, it can instead cause inadvertent orgasms when yawning.

Serotonin can do that!

**Severelius** · by **Severelius** » 19 September 2020, 13:50

**René** · by **René** » 19 September 2020, 13:59

Severelius wrote:

**Severelius** · by **Severelius** » 19 September 2020, 16:17

Also fresh entry: Got messaged on Facebook by a friend I haven't spoken to in about 3 years or so.

Within 5 minutes it's gone from "hey how are you" to a detailed discussion about gay sex and whether or not I 'count' as still being a virgin or not.

**Jzone** · by **Jzone** » 20 September 2020, 02:56

So Sev, do you still count?

**Severelius** · by **Severelius** » 20 September 2020, 06:37

Jzone wrote:So Sev, do you still count?

According to her I do.

I'd disagree on a technicality, only because saying "I'm a virgin" tends to imply that the person saying it is sexually innocent or inexperienced and while I've never been penetrated nor penetrated someone else, I have sucked way too much dick to be able to call myself sexually innocent or inexperienced.

**Jzone** · by **Jzone** » 20 September 2020, 07:14

Severelius wrote:while I've never been penetrated nor penetrated someone else, I have sucked way too much dick to be able to call myself sexually innocent or inexperienced.

You go, guy

**Severelius** · by **Severelius** » 20 September 2020, 09:06

Jzone wrote:
Severelius wrote:while I've never been penetrated nor penetrated someone else, I have sucked way too much dick to be able to call myself sexually innocent or inexperienced.

You go, guy

I have one demonstrable skill so I put it to as much use as I can.

**Magic J** · by **Magic J** » 20 September 2020, 09:29

Severelius wrote:I'd disagree on a technicality, only because saying "I'm a virgin" tends to imply that the person saying it is sexually innocent or inexperienced and while I've never been penetrated nor penetrated someone else, I have sucked way too much dick to be able to call myself sexually innocent or inexperienced.

This popular definition of "virgin" is, obviously, totally bizarre, and people should stop using it immediately.

Actually, let's just go with it. Rank all sexual activities from "definitely sex" to "like, maybe? Um... lesbians?".

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