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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby dragonfire » 20 September 2020, 09:38

Technically oral is a form or penetrative sex :P

Edit: without context, on a new page, in this thread, that statement seems kind of strange lol
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Magic J » 20 September 2020, 09:55

"Technically Sexual" is the name of my queercore band.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Brenden » 21 September 2020, 13:30

Nancy Pelosi getting rebooted live on air while talking about early voting and RBG's death:

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Valso » 21 September 2020, 15:13

The fact that American hardware companies turned out to be far, far more greedy than Bulgarian companies. :lol: :lol: I've always thought it was the other way around but newegg today proved me wrong. :lol:

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Brenden » 21 September 2020, 23:41



While African university students are “decolonising science”, Chinese students are engineering the future using science (in all of its Colonial Whiteness).
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby erti » 22 September 2020, 22:39

https://www.meowijuana.com/

Meowijuana, it is what you think it is. lmao
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Jzone » 27 September 2020, 21:34

I came home early from work today and walked in to find my step-daughter's boyfriend shirtless in the living room. Thinking quickly, he apologized and said he had worked out and taken a shower. I could tell the shower had just been used, but I'm not sure about the nature of the workout. They are both over 18 (barely), so I don't care what they do as long as they clean up after themselves. He's damn cute and has a wrestler's body, so no apology necessary as far as I am concerned.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Brenden » 27 September 2020, 22:07

The phrase “Afghanistan reconstruction”.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Valso » 29 September 2020, 20:40

The thing that made me LMAO today is the Microsoft's paradox described below but I have my doubts how many of you will understand it. I don't mean to offend you by saying this, it's just that it requires at least a minimum tech knowledge.

Microsoft keep advertising how "good" their operating systems are and yet I keep seeing evidence of the contrary pretty much on a daily basis! The latest one: an online game whose executable (it's also an updater) IS ALLOWED to go through the Windows Firewall won't update and it keeps crying about missing internet connection.
The funny thing is that on Linux without any settings whatsoever I just click on the exe and the updating process begins without any complaints! See the combined screenshots below to better understand the paradox.


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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 2 October 2020, 16:33

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Blow: "Nowadays even Liam can release an album of his screechy vocals and it'll probably go #1..."
Ramzus: I can admit that I'm horny just about 24/7
homomorphism: I used to not think your name was deshay and that Erick was just being racist
Hunter: sometimes I think I was literally born to be a pornstar
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby acpro » 3 October 2020, 02:07

Trump going to the hospital just 15 hours after a positive test. Couldn't rough it out, at home, like the rest of America. Couldn't even last 24 hours before he needed the comfort of a medical team 24/7. Left his covid-19 infected wife at home to fend for herself. What a loser?! What a weak man?!?! So embarrassing for our country. He makes me lol IRL so much!

I'm sort of kidding but yall know that's what Trump would say if the roles were reversed.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 4 October 2020, 05:20

Would you take his firearm?

Blow: "Nowadays even Liam can release an album of his screechy vocals and it'll probably go #1..."
Ramzus: I can admit that I'm horny just about 24/7
homomorphism: I used to not think your name was deshay and that Erick was just being racist
Hunter: sometimes I think I was literally born to be a pornstar
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby René » 13 October 2020, 16:33

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby René » 15 October 2020, 23:41



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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Brenden » 17 October 2020, 16:00

Derek will appreciate this.

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