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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby René » 20 January 2021, 16:51

Biden's middle name is Robinette? :rofl:
That's a girl's name!
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby OutsideIn » 21 January 2021, 01:46

I just had ad for chartering a private jet. What the hell is in my search history? :lol:
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Lord Dweebington » 21 January 2021, 05:53

OutsideIn wrote:I just had ad for chartering a private jet. What the hell is in my search history? :lol:

Have you ever looked up anything relating to the UAE?
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 21 January 2021, 07:02

Blow: "Nowadays even Liam can release an album of his screechy vocals and it'll probably go #1..."
Ramzus: I can admit that I'm horny just about 24/7
homomorphism: I used to not think your name was deshay and that Erick was just being racist
Hunter: sometimes I think I was literally born to be a pornstar
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby bjoerni » 21 January 2021, 14:51

Cat videos.. =)
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Brenden » 21 January 2021, 21:43

So, my swimming instructor asks me
"what's your favourite stroke?" By the look on his face, "the one that killed Margaret Thatcher" wasn't an expected answer.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Brenden » 21 January 2021, 21:49

What do Margaret Thatcher & Prince Andrew have in common? They both fucked miners.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Brenden » 21 January 2021, 21:54

What’s the perfect epitaph for Margaret Thatcher’s tombstone?

Here lies the Iron Lady,
may she rust in piss.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Severelius » 21 January 2021, 22:16

Brenden wrote:So, my swimming instructor asks me
"what's your favourite stroke?" By the look on his face, "the one that killed Margaret Thatcher" wasn't an expected answer.

I applaud your self-control in not going for the expected sexual answer like I would have done.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Aladdin » 22 January 2021, 02:14

Some people's responses to ma shade makes me laugh. Hehe
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Severelius » 22 January 2021, 11:31

I think it's probably time for me to step away from obsessing about politics for a while given last night I had a dream about Jon Ossoff and Bernie Sanders teaming up like the fucking Winchesters to fight Audrey 2 from Little Shop of Horrors. :lol:

I don't even know what the fuck my brain was playing at with that one. Not the kind of dream I ever expected myself to have about Jon Ossoff but here we are.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby René » 22 January 2021, 13:49

eBay just gave me a notification for a product it thought would interest me... to help me conceive children. Worst targeting ever.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Severelius » 22 January 2021, 13:55

Well it's not going to happen with that attitude.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Marmaduke » 22 January 2021, 15:00

René wrote:eBay just gave me a notification for a product it thought would interest me... to help me conceive children. Worst targeting ever.

They’re still periodically alerting me to Funko Pops, despite me never having had an interest in them.

They’re not quite playing the targetting game at Facebook and Google’s level
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Severelius » 22 January 2021, 15:05

I'm amazed someone was actually spared from the Great Funko Pop Craze.

I've got loads of the damn things that I don't want any more.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby René » 22 January 2021, 17:52

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Derek » 22 January 2021, 19:56

Severelius wrote:I'm amazed someone was actually spared from the Great Funko Pop Craze.

I've got loads of the damn things that I don't want any more.

I wasn't aware people actually bought them, I thought they were just an alt-right meme about the degeneration of masculinity.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Magic J » 22 January 2021, 20:08

Oh, I thought they were some kind of foodstuff. Now I see they're that brand of odd-looking figurines of pop culture icons I keep seeing. I sleep.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Severelius » 22 January 2021, 21:56

Derek wrote:I wasn't aware people actually bought them, I thought they were just an alt-right meme about the degeneration of masculinity.

I mean that would make sense in terms of why I was so drawn to them.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby René » 23 January 2021, 01:15

René wrote:eBay just gave me a notification for a product it thought would interest me... to help me conceive children. Worst targeting ever.

Unless... was it working off me getting inseminated on a regular basis and still no children? :shifty:
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