What made you laugh today?

poolerboy0077 wrote:

Wow. Conservative New Zealand guy has been a member of the UK parliament for almost 30 years and presumably been listening to Scottish members regularly speaking all that time, and he's still not got the hang of it?

CNBC: UK launches ‘world first’ trial mixing different Covid vaccines for first and second doses

A trial is being launched in the U.K. to explore whether using different Covid-19 vaccines for the first and second doses works.
The aim is to make nationwide vaccination programs more flexible and to explore whether mixed vaccines can even enhance the immune response.
The trial is being led by the University of Oxford and run by the National Immunisation Schedule Evaluation Consortium.

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Professor Snape said the study was “tremendously exciting,” before adding that “it will provide information vital to the rollout of vaccines in the U.K. and globally.”

I've seen this before, but it never gets old for me. It's a video for all moods, but especially when you wanna be cheered up and need a laugh!

Haha, here, have some more of my favourite SNL skits besides the one I posted earlier

That puts a lot of pressure on the name they pick next to heal America.

Nope

They showed a video similar to this at today's impeachment trial. Rioters initially think that Ted Cruz's objections to counting the electoral votes means that he intended to betray them.

You can't fix stupid.

There was I a joke I heard. It made me laugh.

It is 32F outside. I went out to get dinner. I could see the Chipotle next to where I was parked waiting. I saw at least half a dozen young guys walk in at separate times wearing shorts.

Following an administrative error that listed him as 6.2cm tall, rather than 6’2, a man from Liverpool was notified by the NHS computer system that his BMI of 28,000 put him in at at-risk category and invited him to get vaccinated.

Brenden wrote:

Marmaduke wrote:Following an administrative error that listed him as 6.2cm tall, rather than 6’2, a man from Liverpool was notified by the NHS computer system that his BMI of 28,000 put him in at at-risk category and invited him to get vaccinated.

That BMI at that height would make him 107.6 kg, which means his real BMI is still over 30 making him clinically obese.

I just thought it was funny that a letter got sent to a man, on Government letterhead, telling him his BMI was 28,000 against a scale which is only really defined up to about 39 or 40. The man is Liverpudlian, we can take it as read that he’s a car crash of actual health issues. The BMI system is a clumsy, shitty tool that provides less useful information that just looking at someone. The joke is the admin, not the fatness.