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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby René » 4 February 2021, 13:20

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Wow. Conservative New Zealand guy has been a member of the UK parliament for almost 30 years and presumably been listening to Scottish members regularly speaking all that time, and he's still not got the hang of it? :lol:
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Magic J » 4 February 2021, 15:02

René wrote:Wow. Conservative New Zealand guy has been a member of the UK parliament for almost 30 years and presumably been listening to Scottish members regularly speaking all that time, and he's still not got the hang of it? :lol:

In fairness, he was speaking pretty quickly. Seems like kind of a dick move not to slow it down for other the MP. Honestly, if I was as sozzled on the parliamentary bar's subsedised port tired and emotional as that Tory was, I'd probably have a hard time of it as well. :P
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby René » 5 February 2021, 00:15

CNBC: UK launches ‘world first’ trial mixing different Covid vaccines for first and second doses
A trial is being launched in the U.K. to explore whether using different Covid-19 vaccines for the first and second doses works.
The aim is to make nationwide vaccination programs more flexible and to explore whether mixed vaccines can even enhance the immune response.
The trial is being led by the University of Oxford and run by the National Immunisation Schedule Evaluation Consortium.

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Professor Snape said the study was “tremendously exciting,” before adding that “it will provide information vital to the rollout of vaccines in the U.K. and globally.”
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Magic J » 5 February 2021, 23:28



I still have no idea what everybody's talking about with the "celebrity sex cannibal" thing, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby McTaggartfan » 8 February 2021, 02:46



I've seen this before, but it never gets old for me. It's a video for all moods, but especially when you wanna be cheered up and need a laugh! :lol: :lol: :lol:
"Ask nothing more of me, sweet;
All I can give you I give.
Heart of my heart, were it more,
More would be laid at your feet—
Love that should help you to live,
Song that should spur you to soar.

All things were nothing to give,
Once to have sense of you more,
Touch you and taste of you, sweet,
Think you and breathe you and live,
Swept of your wings as they soar,
Trodden by chance of your feet.

I that have love and no more
Give but love of you, sweet.
He that hath more, let him give;
He that hath wings, let him soar;
Mine is the heart at your feet
Here, that must love you to live."

—A.C. Swinburne's The Oblation
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby René » 8 February 2021, 03:16

Haha, here, have some more of my favourite SNL skits besides the one I posted earlier :D







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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 10 February 2021, 01:57

To promote racial equality, they’re getting rid of the name Aunt Jemima.
Blow: "Nowadays even Liam can release an album of his screechy vocals and it'll probably go #1..."
Ramzus: I can admit that I'm horny just about 24/7
homomorphism: I used to not think your name was deshay and that Erick was just being racist
Hunter: sometimes I think I was literally born to be a pornstar
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Derek » 10 February 2021, 04:48

That puts a lot of pressure on the name they pick next to heal America.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 10 February 2021, 05:29

Derek wrote:That puts a lot of pressure on the name they pick next to heal America.

Oh. You didn’t get the memo? The Super Bowl commercials already healed America. Didn’t you see them?
Blow: "Nowadays even Liam can release an album of his screechy vocals and it'll probably go #1..."
Ramzus: I can admit that I'm horny just about 24/7
homomorphism: I used to not think your name was deshay and that Erick was just being racist
Hunter: sometimes I think I was literally born to be a pornstar
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Derek » 10 February 2021, 07:00

Nope
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby OutsideIn » 10 February 2021, 22:31

They showed a video similar to this at today's impeachment trial. Rioters initially think that Ted Cruz's objections to counting the electoral votes means that he intended to betray them.

You can't fix stupid.

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby McTaggartfan » 11 February 2021, 04:26

There was I a joke I heard. It made me laugh. :lol:
"Ask nothing more of me, sweet;
All I can give you I give.
Heart of my heart, were it more,
More would be laid at your feet—
Love that should help you to live,
Song that should spur you to soar.

All things were nothing to give,
Once to have sense of you more,
Touch you and taste of you, sweet,
Think you and breathe you and live,
Swept of your wings as they soar,
Trodden by chance of your feet.

I that have love and no more
Give but love of you, sweet.
He that hath more, let him give;
He that hath wings, let him soar;
Mine is the heart at your feet
Here, that must love you to live."

—A.C. Swinburne's The Oblation
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Severelius » 12 February 2021, 23:06

Facebook trying to sell me hand-painted historical pornography. :lol:
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Magic J » 12 February 2021, 23:07

Severelius wrote:Facebook trying to sell me hand-painted historical pornography. :lol:

We demand to see the smut.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Severelius » 12 February 2021, 23:15

Magic J wrote:
Severelius wrote:Facebook trying to sell me hand-painted historical pornography. :lol:

We demand to see the smut.

This is the cropped preview image...

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Going by most of the other works being sold by the same person on Etsy... yeah there's zero chance the full image of this wouldn't be sexually explicit.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby OutsideIn » 13 February 2021, 03:23

It is 32F outside. I went out to get dinner. I could see the Chipotle next to where I was parked waiting. I saw at least half a dozen young guys walk in at separate times wearing shorts. :facepalm2:
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Marmaduke » 19 February 2021, 09:37

Following an administrative error that listed him as 6.2cm tall, rather than 6’2, a man from Liverpool was notified by the NHS computer system that his BMI of 28,000 put him in at at-risk category and invited him to get vaccinated.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Brenden » 19 February 2021, 10:55

Marmaduke wrote:Following an administrative error that listed him as 6.2cm tall, rather than 6’2, a man from Liverpool was notified by the NHS computer system that his BMI of 28,000 put him in at at-risk category and invited him to get vaccinated.

That BMI at that height would make him 107.6 kg, which means his real BMI is still over 30 making him clinically obese.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Marmaduke » 19 February 2021, 11:16

Brenden wrote:
Marmaduke wrote:Following an administrative error that listed him as 6.2cm tall, rather than 6’2, a man from Liverpool was notified by the NHS computer system that his BMI of 28,000 put him in at at-risk category and invited him to get vaccinated.

That BMI at that height would make him 107.6 kg, which means his real BMI is still over 30 making him clinically obese.

I just thought it was funny that a letter got sent to a man, on Government letterhead, telling him his BMI was 28,000 against a scale which is only really defined up to about 39 or 40. The man is Liverpudlian, we can take it as read that he’s a car crash of actual health issues. The BMI system is a clumsy, shitty tool that provides less useful information that just looking at someone. The joke is the admin, not the fatness.
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