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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 9 March 2021, 03:56

To celebrate international women’s day:

Blow: "Nowadays even Liam can release an album of his screechy vocals and it'll probably go #1..."
Ramzus: I can admit that I'm horny just about 24/7
homomorphism: I used to not think your name was deshay and that Erick was just being racist
Hunter: sometimes I think I was literally born to be a pornstar
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Derek » 9 March 2021, 04:56

I'm here for mask-off redpilled Bernie. Democratic socialism didn't work, might as well lean into full reactionary, grievance-based identity politics.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 14 March 2021, 20:25

Just saw a pic of one of Kelly Ripa’s sons and thought how awkward it must be for parents who have kids who look like younger versions of their spouses. :lol:
Blow: "Nowadays even Liam can release an album of his screechy vocals and it'll probably go #1..."
Ramzus: I can admit that I'm horny just about 24/7
homomorphism: I used to not think your name was deshay and that Erick was just being racist
Hunter: sometimes I think I was literally born to be a pornstar
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby McTaggartfan » 15 March 2021, 00:35

Well, both of these made me chuckle, or at least put a smile on my face. I've seen the second a thousand times now and it never ceases to arouse a laugh in me.





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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Marmaduke » 18 March 2021, 11:20

Today at a deli counter, I heard a man utter the following sentence whilst ordering a sandwich;

“I think straight cut, rather than angled. Don’t you? Feels more appropriate, doesn’t it? Less flashy.”

I can’t say I’ve ever cut a sandwich and given thought to how others would perceive my choice of straight cut versus angled, much less thought that anyone might find me more attractive or impressive if I cut my sandwiches at an angle. Now I’m enthralled by the idea, along with trying to work out in which social situation such a cut would be less appropriate. :lol:
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby René » 18 March 2021, 15:33

Marmaduke wrote:Today at a deli counter, I heard a man utter the following sentence whilst ordering a sandwich;

“I think straight cut, rather than angled. Don’t you? Feels more appropriate, doesn’t it? Less flashy.”

I can’t say I’ve ever cut a sandwich and given thought to how others would perceive my choice of straight cut versus angled, much less thought that anyone might find me more attractive or impressive if I cut my sandwiches at an angle. Now I’m enthralled by the idea, along with trying to work out in which social situation such a cut would be less appropriate. :lol:

I can relate. I would have felt instantly cool the moment I first publicly ate a diagonally cut sandwich, were it not for the Sainsbury's wrapper it came in.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 19 March 2021, 18:27

I thought René would say that he prefers uncut sandwiches.


Also, angled cuts on sandwiches means less bulk in your mouth when you go to bite into it. It’s kind of hard trying to take a small bite out of a straight cut sandwich.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby René » 19 March 2021, 20:43

poolerboy0077 wrote:I thought René would say that he prefers uncut sandwiches.


Also, angled cuts on sandwiches means less bulk in your mouth when you go to bite into it. It’s kind of hard trying to take a small bite out of a straight cut sandwich.

Hahaha, no way. I hate uncut sandwiches. Wonder how Brenden feels though.

I tend to eat the crust off first; save the best part for last! :D
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Derek » 19 March 2021, 23:02

I'm still reading this whole conversation as allegory and I am disgusted.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby McTaggartfan » 22 March 2021, 04:55

I went on a little trip to visit some of my favorite TV shows when I was younger. Found this clip, which I found amusing to an embarrassingly great degree.

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 24 March 2021, 03:00

Years ago, Justin Bieber said that if Anne Frank were still alive she’d be a Belieber. Well, he was slightly off. He would only later be praised and thanked by MLK’s daughter Bernice King for sampling her dad’s speeches in his new album. :lol:
Blow: "Nowadays even Liam can release an album of his screechy vocals and it'll probably go #1..."
Ramzus: I can admit that I'm horny just about 24/7
homomorphism: I used to not think your name was deshay and that Erick was just being racist
Hunter: sometimes I think I was literally born to be a pornstar
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Derek » 24 March 2021, 03:38

I'm in a really bad mood. Erick, say something problematic.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 24 March 2021, 15:39

Derek wrote:I'm in a really bad mood. Erick, say something problematic.

Being penetrated is inherently submissive and very likely has far-reaching psychological effects beyond the bedroom. It reorients ones’ self image relative to the penetrator. Of course, it could be a chicken-or-the-egg problem in which persons disposed to effete psychology simply gravitate toward sexual submission, perhaps even further sharpening its nature through the sexual act.


There are more of these if you need them.
Blow: "Nowadays even Liam can release an album of his screechy vocals and it'll probably go #1..."
Ramzus: I can admit that I'm horny just about 24/7
homomorphism: I used to not think your name was deshay and that Erick was just being racist
Hunter: sometimes I think I was literally born to be a pornstar
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Derek » 24 March 2021, 16:17

Thank you, that hit the spot (no subtext).
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby René » 25 March 2021, 00:03

One of my banks (well, more accurately, Electronic Money Institutions) checking if my name is still correct when logging in to online banking. Like I change it all the time or something :P
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Re: What made you laugh today?

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Severelius » 26 March 2021, 11:40

Well it was last night, but I started finally watching a long series featuring the members of a couple of YouTube channels I watch playing Dungeons & Dragons. And because their first priority is to be funny because they're playing to an audience, it is honestly some of the funniest shit I've seen in a long time.

Like the adventure where the final boss is a 'gargantuan mechanical stag beetle' and the party's rogue spends the fight making endless Wild Wild West jokes and rapping to annoy the DM. Or where they get hired by an explorer to help him hunt an ancient crypt for treasure and they belittle him so much that over the course of the adventure he basically becomes a baby, strapped to the half-orc party member in a papoose because the DM agreed it was funnier that way.

Or how they end every adventure with a 'bard victory song' that is always just 'The Vengabus.'

It's weird and hilarious and I love it and fuck I want to play Dungeons & Dragons sometime in my life.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby McTaggartfan » 27 March 2021, 23:29

Exceeding amusing, in my mind, is John Wilmot's poem Upon Nothing. I only just a short while ago discovered it and believe it to be one of the most amusingly whimsical, yet clever, poems I've read in a long time! It quite delightfully pokes fun at a number of philosophical doctrines maintained since the time of Aristotle and his lot.

Nothing! thou elder brother even to Shade:
That hadst a being ere the world was made,
And well fixed, art alone of ending not afraid.

Ere Time and Place were, Time and Place were not,
When primitive Nothing Something straight begot;
Then all proceeded from the great united What.

Something, the general attribute of all,
Severed from thee, its sole original,
Into thy boundless self must undistinguished fall;

Yet Something did thy mighty power command,
And from fruitful Emptiness’s hand
Snatched men, beasts, birds, fire, air, and land.

Matter the wicked’st offspring of thy race,
By Form assisted, flew from thy embrace,
And rebel Light obscured thy reverend dusky face.

With Form and Matter, Time and Place did join;
Body, thy foe, with these did leagues combine
To spoil thy peaceful realm, and ruin all thy line;

But turncoat Time assists the foe in vain,
And bribed by thee, destroys their short-lived reign,
And to thy hungry womb drives back thy slaves again.

Though mysteries are barred from laic eyes,
And the divine alone with warrant pries
Into thy bosom, where truth in private lies,

Yet this of thee the wise may truly say,
Thou from the virtuous nothing dost delay,
And to be part with thee the wicked wisely pray.

Great Negative, how vainly would the wise
Inquire, define, distinguish, teach, devise,
Didst thou not stand to point their blind philosophies!

Is, or Is Not, the two great ends of Fate,
And True or False, the subject of debate,
That perfect or destroy the vast designs of state—

When they have racked the politician’s breast,
Within thy Bosom most securely rest,
And when reduced to thee, are least unsafe and best.

But Nothing, why does Something still permit
That sacred monarchs should at council sit
With persons highly thought at best for nothing fit,

While weighty Something modestly abstains
From princes’ coffers, and from statemen’s brains,
And Nothing there like stately Nothing reigns?

Nothing! who dwell’st with fools in grave disguise
For whom they reverend shapes and forms devise,
Lawn sleeves, and furs, and gowns, when they like thee look wise:

French truth, Dutch prowess, British policy,
Hibernian learning, Scotch civility,
Spaniards’ dispatch, Danes’ wit are mainly seen in thee.

The great man’s gratitude to his best friend,
Kings’ promises, whores’ vows—towards thee may bend,
Flow swiftly into thee, and in thee ever end.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Severelius » 31 March 2021, 17:59

Fell down a YouTube rabbit hole of videos about the Moomins. Send help. :lol:
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Re: What made you laugh today?

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