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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Jzone » 16 July 2021, 02:30

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Severelius » 16 July 2021, 19:34

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby OutsideIn » 16 July 2021, 21:18

This is probably one of those dumb things that will only be funny to me. I was coming out of my shower and thinking about my doctor's appointment in a few hours. I wondered if I would have a prostate exam since some doctors like to check earlier than 50 yrs. Then I wondered if I could put a note on my asshole saying something like "Hi Doc! Have fun down there!" Because a prostate exam is the only action I am ever going to get, so why not have fun with it, right?
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Magic J » 16 July 2021, 21:30

OutsideIn wrote:This is probably one of those dumb things that will only be funny to me. I was coming out of my shower and thinking about my doctor's appointment in a few hours. I wondered if I would have a prostate exam since some doctors like to check earlier than 50 yrs. Then I wondered if I could put a note on my asshole saying something like "Hi Doc! Have fun down there!" Because a prostate exam is the only action I am ever going to get, so why not have fun with it, right?

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Re: What made you laugh today?

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Severelius » 18 July 2021, 13:09

Found this on Twitter and the result for the Netherlands just makes me think of René :lol:
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Magic J » 18 July 2021, 16:47

Wow, Britain really came out looking pretty functional for once. While the rest of Europe's an alcoholic, paranoid cannibal who struggles with the rudiments of sex and sandwich preparation, Britain ponders Shakespeare's sonnets. We got the line wrong, but still.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 18 July 2021, 17:25

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It’s true. We’re just after that delicious boi pussy. 😔
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Magic J » 18 July 2021, 19:37

poolerboy0077 wrote:It’s true. We’re just after that delicious boi pussy. 😔

It's been the end-game since the First International. And we would've gotten it, if it wasn't for that meddling Prager! :argh:
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Severelius » 18 July 2021, 21:58

Magic J wrote:Wow, Britain really came out looking pretty functional for once. While the rest of Europe's an alcoholic, paranoid cannibal who struggles with the rudiments of sex and sandwich preparation, Britain ponders Shakespeare's sonnets. We got the line wrong, but still.

I was honestly expecting a lot worse from the UK on that.

As it stands I think Portugal and Spain are the most worrying. Though given their respective concerns the solution for aspiring Portuguese murderers is to give the remains of their victims to the aspiring Spanish cannibals. Solves both problems.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 19 July 2021, 06:20

Magic J wrote:Wow, Britain really came out looking pretty functional for once. While the rest of Europe's an alcoholic, paranoid cannibal who struggles with the rudiments of sex and sandwich preparation, Britain ponders Shakespeare's sonnets. We got the line wrong, but still.

Why does Italy struggle with sandwiches you think? They can somehow make macarons but putting two loaves of bread together with stuff in the middle is too much to handle.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Brenden » 19 July 2021, 07:24

It’s not Italians/Spaniards/Portuguese/etc, it’s English-speaking people in Italy/Spain/Portugal/etc.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Severelius » 20 July 2021, 22:55

Me: Constantly saying I'm not going to try and learn Russian.
Also me: Buys keyboard stickers for Cyrillic alphabet characters so I can type in Russian.

I really do just have zero impulse control... or need to just stop trying to force myself to not do things I obviously want to do. :lol:
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby Magic J » 26 July 2021, 20:26

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postby erti » Yesterday, 20:15

Well the cat box was completely wet with pee but too big of a wiz to be the cat… we think the dog peed into the litter box. Lol wat!?
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