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Re: What made your day / made you smile today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 21 December 2018, 05:48

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Derek wrote:I'm moving into an office at work. The desk faces away from the door so I can just browse porn all day long and no one will know.

Where do you work again? I can’t picture you working for someone.

Ooh, this is going to be disillusioning for you.

I work in the accounts payable department at a construction company. I spend most of my time drafting reports. My next-door office neighbors will be Sally and Dorie, who both work in HR. Last month I brought in cupcakes to the office. This month I made an excuse not to attend the company Holiday party. The front desk lady calls me "hon" and asks me about the weather when I come in from lunch.

At a construction company?! Must be a nightmare for a faggy twink such as yourself. Poor thing. All those burly men probably making taunting catcalls at you as you walk by. This happened to LP once while going inside of a gas station.

On the other hand, I bet Sally and Dorie make delicious country gravy, grits, and sweet potato pie.
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Re: What made your day / made you smile today?

Unread postby Derek » 21 December 2018, 15:59

poolerboy0077 wrote:At a construction company?! Must be a nightmare for a faggy twink such as yourself. Poor thing. All those burly men probably making taunting catcalls at you as you walk by. This happened to LP once while going inside of a gas station.

I work in the corporate office. I almost never see the construction workers. My boss is the CFO and he's even skinnier than I am.

On the other hand, I bet Sally and Dorie make delicious country gravy, grits, and sweet potato pie.

This isn't the South. They make cornbread and green chile stew.
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Re: What made your day / made you smile today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 22 December 2018, 01:44

Are there any hot people in your office? Or are they mostly nerdy Jews and middle age fat women?
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Re: What made your day / made you smile today?

Unread postby Derek » 22 December 2018, 03:06

No Jews. There is one hot project manager who works at a different office. I'm hoping my habit of never saying anything in meetings or interacting with him directly in any way at all will eventually catch his eye.
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Re: What made your day / made you smile today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 22 December 2018, 16:34

Works like a charm.
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Re: What made your day / made you smile today?

Unread postby Victor_Laszlo » 24 December 2018, 00:21

Got to visit my oldest brother today. This was the first time since my nephew's graduation party.

It was nice seeing them. I was pretty close with the oldest of his kids. Now they live over an hour drive away and I hardly ever get to see the younger ones. Last time I seen my one nephew he was still a baby. Today all he wanted to do was shoot me with toy guns. Lol. It was hilarious cause he kept pulling them out. Must've had 15 or 20 of them.
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Unread postby dicksonllee » 24 December 2018, 02:47

Discussing what Christmas gift is considered appropriate with my friend and both of us just agree that we should just give each other 50 dollars.
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Re: What made your day / made you smile today?

Unread postby mxguy01 » 24 December 2018, 03:20

I disclosed to the one guy I've been seeing that I believe I'm poly. I got the response the he's all good with it much as I expected. Kinda of like saying "hell better than being an open slut you can't trust". Far from it for me to do things the simple way. Yeah, I can't even be just bi. I have to be complicated and be Poly...
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Re: What made your day / made you smile today?

Unread postby mxguy01 » 24 December 2018, 22:21

Spending Christmas Eve with the one BF. Decided to get him a gift. Hope he likes it.
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Re: What made your day / made you smile today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 24 December 2018, 23:35

Someone gifted me a White Walker by Johnnie Walker bottle! :awesome:
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Re: What made your day / made you smile today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 30 December 2018, 18:51

California became the first state to restrict sale of cats and dogs to rescue shelters. I share a similar sentiment with people who have biological children. It makes no sense to have biological children when there are so many already in existence who need adoption. It’s just based on people’s egomaniacal beliefs about wanting offspring that has your blood. It’s retarded.
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Re: What made your day / made you smile today?

Unread postby Derek » 30 December 2018, 20:11

poolerboy0077 wrote:California became the first state to restrict sale of cats and dogs to rescue shelters. I share a similar sentiment with people who have biological children. It makes no sense to have biological children when there are so many already in existence who need adoption. It’s just based on people’s egomaniacal beliefs about wanting offspring that has your blood. It’s retarded.

Is it really retarded if it makes perfect sense that people would have an innate, deeply ingrained desire to reproduce biologically?
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Re: What made your day / made you smile today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 30 December 2018, 20:16

Yes. People have all sorts of innate, ingrained desires and compulsions to do all sorts of stupid shit. That doesn’t make these not retarded.
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Re: What made your day / made you smile today?

Unread postby Derek » 30 December 2018, 20:22

Are you retarded then? It doesn't make any sense that you'd want to stick your dick in some twink's butthole.
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Re: What made your day / made you smile today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 30 December 2018, 20:29

Derek wrote:Are you retarded then? It doesn't make any sense that you'd want to stick your dick in some twink's butthole.

I feel like we’re speaking past each other. It’s not retarded that people have the impulse to have children biologically. It’s retarded to do it in light of present children available to adopt. I don’t see the twink-fucking analogy working here.
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Re: What made your day / made you smile today?

Unread postby Derek » 30 December 2018, 20:43

Then it's retarded to do anything that you want to do when, strictly speaking, doing something else would be better. For example, twinks tend to be whiny and high-maintenance, and there'd be no reason to keep them around if you weren't trying to fuck them. And as René could tell you, fucking itself is a filthy and degrading act that should be confined to committed relationships. You could take all that energy you spend on horniness and instead use it to feed orphans. Instead, you feed your biological impulses by acting sub-optimally.
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Re: What made your day / made you smile today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 30 December 2018, 20:58

What about feeding and fucking the homeless, like that one twink I’ve mentioned before who’s always under this freeway underpass in my city?

I think there are gradations here. In this context we’re taking about willing people into existence, which I’ve covered before, and all it’s attendant problems, with the existence of adoptees. I feel like your line of criticism could be applied to virtually anything to excuse its dumbfuckery. Can we truly say that Trump acts retarded if we can explain his behavior on a psychological level? He could be doing something else instead of shitposting on Twitter as he’s taking a shit but I do suboptimal things too so...touché?
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Re: What made your day / made you smile today?

Unread postby Derek » 30 December 2018, 21:13

The psychological explanation for Trump's retarded behavior is that he's a retard. The psychological explanation for other instances of not-as-good-as-it-could-be-isms is that we are animals with an evolutionary imperative. Calling people retarded for having kids is like calling human nature retarded. It might be true on some level, but it's not an apt or necessary description.
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Re: What made your day / made you smile today?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 30 December 2018, 21:16

I accept the apology.
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Re: What made your day / made you smile today?

Unread postby Derek » 30 December 2018, 21:23

Whatever you say, retard.
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