What's the last thing you bought?
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Derek wrote:Speaking of feet and financial problems, have you considered camming?
Nope. Unlike Timothée, I will not prostitute myself in low-budget softcore gay porn to make ends meet.
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René wrote:... trying to get into topping
Pfft. Yeah. Good luck.
Blow: "Nowadays even Liam can release an album of his screechy vocals and it'll probably go #1..."
Ramzus: I can admit that I'm horny just about 24/7
homomorphism: I used to not think your name was deshay and that Erick was just being racist
Hunter: sometimes I think I was literally born to be a pornstar
Ramzus: I can admit that I'm horny just about 24/7
homomorphism: I used to not think your name was deshay and that Erick was just being racist
Hunter: sometimes I think I was literally born to be a pornstar
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poolerboy0077 wrote:René wrote:... trying to get into topping
Pfft. Yeah. Good luck.
I know what you mean

But I have a good reason to try now

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Re: What's the last thing you bought?
jawline fillers for my face
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anontwink98 wrote:jawline fillers for my face
Show us the before and after!
Blow: "Nowadays even Liam can release an album of his screechy vocals and it'll probably go #1..."
Ramzus: I can admit that I'm horny just about 24/7
homomorphism: I used to not think your name was deshay and that Erick was just being racist
Hunter: sometimes I think I was literally born to be a pornstar
Ramzus: I can admit that I'm horny just about 24/7
homomorphism: I used to not think your name was deshay and that Erick was just being racist
Hunter: sometimes I think I was literally born to be a pornstar
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René wrote:josheTR wrote:Err...... a fleshlight
When you say fleshlight, I hope you mean fleshjack.
Brenden has one. I've been using it sometimes recently... trying to get into topping
TIL the difference between a fleshlight and a fleshjack.
Whose is Brenden's? I just looked at the site and I'm not really a fan of any of those guys.
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Derek wrote:René wrote:josheTR wrote:Err...... a fleshlight
When you say fleshlight, I hope you mean fleshjack.
Brenden has one. I've been using it sometimes recently... trying to get into topping
TIL the difference between a fleshlight and a fleshjack.
Whose is Brenden's? I just looked at the site and I'm not really a fan of any of those guys.
Brenden's is generic I think.
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If he had purchased a fleshlight instead of a fleshjack, would it have upset you?
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Derek wrote:If he had purchased a fleshlight instead of a fleshjack, would it have upset you?
I would have been pretty grossed out

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If I was bisexual, I think I'd want to try out pussy at least once.
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Derek wrote:If I was bisexual, I think I'd want to try out pussy at least once.
Oh, I do. But I’d rather try the real thing, and that’s just not a foreseeable possibility.
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... there's a difference between a fleshlight and a fleshjack?
So... which one do I have? I'm so confused.
So... which one do I have? I'm so confused.
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Brenden wrote:Derek wrote:If I was bisexual, I think I'd want to try out pussy at least once.
Oh, I do. But I’d rather try the real thing, and that’s just not a foreseeable possibility.
You're the only gold-star bisexual I've ever heard of. It's impressive.
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Derek wrote:Brenden wrote:Derek wrote:If I was bisexual, I think I'd want to try out pussy at least once.
Oh, I do. But I’d rather try the real thing, and that’s just not a foreseeable possibility.
You're the only gold-star bisexual I've ever heard of. It's impressive.
I'm so lucky

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Severelius wrote:... there's a difference between a fleshlight and a fleshjack?
So... which one do I have? I'm so confused.
Fleshjack is a sub-brand of Fleshlight. I think they’re moulded from gay porn stars’ butt holes.
What I actually have is simply a generic butthole Fleshlight. René figured that the distinction was Fleshlight = vagina and Fleshjack = butthole.
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Brenden wrote:Fleshjack is a sub-brand of Fleshlight. I think they’re moulded from gay porn stars’ butt holes.
How interesting! Personally, though, I just use my hand, like the Good Lord intended.

OT: Er'body talking about the new sex toy they bought, and I'm sitting here as the proud new owner of an antique Y-Level. Not quite as exciting, but almost.
Shall add it to the surveying gadgetry collection. I also have a sundial compass and a sextant, which I occasionally bring out to twiddle with for hours on end. Needless to say, I live alone.
Strangest of Loops
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Issue 3 of Weird Walk for the Summer solstice.
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I've just bought my first sex toy as well !
I grew tired of the fingers and I think it's gonna be more fun to me now.
I'm gonna be ready for my first time (which is still not coming anytime soon ^^) !
I also finally bought my first fiber supplement that some of you advised a while ago !
Can't wait !
I grew tired of the fingers and I think it's gonna be more fun to me now.
I'm gonna be ready for my first time (which is still not coming anytime soon ^^) !
I also finally bought my first fiber supplement that some of you advised a while ago !
Can't wait !
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Two pairs of jeans from Topman as my shorts decided to split whilst I was out the other day, finding somewhere to change into one of them was a challenge due to limited facilities being available.
The ripped shorts
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Re: What's the last thing you bought?
A Takeya insulated water bottle. Apparently these things keep your water cold for a ridiculously long time!! For the price, I'd hope so
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