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Unread postby Petite » 27 April 2021, 10:09

Hi I'm new here, started out recently and I'm bottom only. I've got an issue with noises slipping out when having sex with new partner which makes me very embarrassed. It sounds like wet farts but I think it's just air escaping because I clean myself well and I don't eat much proteins esp before sex. I don't know if there's any way to avoid it from happening? Thx
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Unread postby steven73 » 9 May 2021, 23:04

Petite wrote:Hi I'm new here, started out recently and I'm bottom only. I've got an issue with noises slipping out when having sex with new partner which makes me very embarrassed. It sounds like wet farts but I think it's just air escaping because I clean myself well and I don't eat much proteins esp before sex. I don't know if there's any way to avoid it from happening? Thx


To be honest i think its perfectly normal, some guys just fart more than others
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Unread postby McTaggartfan » 22 May 2021, 10:11

Petite wrote:Hi I'm new here, started out recently and I'm bottom only. I've got an issue with noises slipping out when having sex with new partner which makes me very embarrassed. It sounds like wet farts but I think it's just air escaping because I clean myself well and I don't eat much proteins esp before sex. I don't know if there's any way to avoid it from happening? Thx


You're not much for the introductory niceties, are you? I suppose there's not any real need, but your rather direct and headfirst approach is, to me, a tad unnerving. Even so, welcome!
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Unread postby René » 22 May 2021, 10:23

Your body may be trying to tell you you're not meant to put water or whatever in there. Maybe try being clean through good diet? :D
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Unread postby McTaggartfan » 22 May 2021, 10:37

René wrote:Your body may be trying to tell you you're not meant to put water or whatever in there. Maybe try being clean through good diet? :P


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Unread postby Brenden » 22 May 2021, 11:59

Petite wrote:I don't eat much proteins esp before sex.

You digest and absorb like 99.9% of ingested protein yourself. Gas is caused by foods that are not so thoroughly digested and which your bacteria then metabolise.
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Unread postby McTaggartfan » 22 May 2021, 13:05

Brenden wrote:
Petite wrote:I don't eat much proteins esp before sex.

You digest and absorb like 99.9% of ingested protein yourself. Gas is caused by foods that are not so thoroughly digested and which your bacteria then metabolise.


I’m beginning to suspect that you’d do extraordinarily well at trivial pursuit.
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Unread postby Brenden » 22 May 2021, 13:27

McTaggartfan wrote:
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Petite wrote:I don't eat much proteins esp before sex.

You digest and absorb like 99.9% of ingested protein yourself. Gas is caused by foods that are not so thoroughly digested and which your bacteria then metabolise.

I’m beginning to suspect that you’d do extraordinarily well at trivial pursuit.

I do know a very wide breadth of information, though not in half the Trivial Pursuit categories.
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Unread postby McTaggartfan » 22 May 2021, 13:58

Brenden wrote:
McTaggartfan wrote:
Brenden wrote:
Petite wrote:I don't eat much proteins esp before sex.

You digest and absorb like 99.9% of ingested protein yourself. Gas is caused by foods that are not so thoroughly digested and which your bacteria then metabolise.

I’m beginning to suspect that you’d do extraordinarily well at trivial pursuit.

I do know a very wide breadth of information, though not in half the Trivial Pursuit categories.


No feigned humility, perhaps even expressed in a fustian style? A pity, seeing as I’d have surely enjoyed, and been amused by, a bit of vocabular showmanship. But anyway, allow me to advance a guess as to the mentioned categories: (1) sports and leisure, (2) arts and literature, and (3) entertainment. Am I right?
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Unread postby Brenden » 22 May 2021, 17:51

McTaggartfan wrote:
Brenden wrote:
McTaggartfan wrote:
Brenden wrote:
Petite wrote:I don't eat much proteins esp before sex.

You digest and absorb like 99.9% of ingested protein yourself. Gas is caused by foods that are not so thoroughly digested and which your bacteria then metabolise.

I’m beginning to suspect that you’d do extraordinarily well at trivial pursuit.

I do know a very wide breadth of information, though not in half the Trivial Pursuit categories.

No feigned humility, perhaps even expressed in a fustian style? A pity, seeing as I’d have surely enjoyed, and been amused by, a bit of vocabular showmanship. But anyway, allow me to advance a guess as to the mentioned categories: (1) sports and leisure, (2) arts and literature, and (3) entertainment. Am I right?

Yes, you are.
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Unread postby McTaggartfan » 22 May 2021, 23:17

Brenden wrote:
McTaggartfan wrote:
Brenden wrote:
McTaggartfan wrote:
Brenden wrote:
Petite wrote:I don't eat much proteins esp before sex.

You digest and absorb like 99.9% of ingested protein yourself. Gas is caused by foods that are not so thoroughly digested and which your bacteria then metabolise.

I’m beginning to suspect that you’d do extraordinarily well at trivial pursuit.

I do know a very wide breadth of information, though not in half the Trivial Pursuit categories.

No feigned humility, perhaps even expressed in a fustian style? A pity, seeing as I’d have surely enjoyed, and been amused by, a bit of vocabular showmanship. But anyway, allow me to advance a guess as to the mentioned categories: (1) sports and leisure, (2) arts and literature, and (3) entertainment. Am I right?

Yes, you are.


I’m not very knowledgeable in sports and leisure, nor in entertainment. I’m a bit better at geography, but still only decent (if that).
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Re: Can I stop queefing

Unread postby Petite » 23 May 2021, 19:58

McTaggartfan wrote:
Petite wrote:Hi I'm new here, started out recently and I'm bottom only. I've got an issue with noises slipping out when having sex with new partner which makes me very embarrassed. It sounds like wet farts but I think it's just air escaping because I clean myself well and I don't eat much proteins esp before sex. I don't know if there's any way to avoid it from happening? Thx


You're not much for the introductory niceties, are you? I suppose there's not any real need, but your rather direct and headfirst approach is, to me, a tad unnerving. Even so, welcome!

Hey thanks I'm 19 yo, 5'4" tall to fairly slim bottom only. I'm doing a course to become a nurse. My diet is mostly salad with some chicken and fish sometimes but hoping to switch to being vegetarian this year. My partner is an older Turk, wouldn't call him a boyfriend we're more like friends with benefits.
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Unread postby Petite » 23 May 2021, 20:00

Brenden wrote:
Petite wrote:I don't eat much proteins esp before sex.

You digest and absorb like 99.9% of ingested protein yourself. Gas is caused by foods that are not so thoroughly digested and which your bacteria then metabolise.

I see I wouldn't be able to list everything i eat but it's mostly salad and vegetables, I like lentil soup. Also have some chicken and fish sometimes.
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Unread postby McTaggartfan » 23 May 2021, 21:36

Petite wrote:
McTaggartfan wrote:
Petite wrote:Hi I'm new here, started out recently and I'm bottom only. I've got an issue with noises slipping out when having sex with new partner which makes me very embarrassed. It sounds like wet farts but I think it's just air escaping because I clean myself well and I don't eat much proteins esp before sex. I don't know if there's any way to avoid it from happening? Thx


You're not much for the introductory niceties, are you? I suppose there's not any real need, but your rather direct and headfirst approach is, to me, a tad unnerving. Even so, welcome!

Hey thanks I'm 19 yo, 5'4" tall to fairly slim bottom only. I'm doing a course to become a nurse. My diet is mostly salad with some chicken and fish sometimes but hoping to switch to being vegetarian this year. My partner is an older Turk, wouldn't call him a boyfriend we're more like friends with benefits.


Yeah, you should definitely become a vegetarian! I've been a vegetarian for seven or so years now and will never go back to eating meat. But I also took on veganism in September, around the time of Yom Kippur. It's quite a bit more challenging and I sometimes have trouble with it. I don't mind using almond or oat milk, but the lack of eggs is irritating.
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Re: Can I stop queefing

Unread postby Petite » 24 May 2021, 07:43

That's cool have you had any health issues since going veg? I heard some people get iron deficiency, etc but there's probably ways to avoid it. I might try but I couldn't go vegan, I love milk too much.
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Unread postby McTaggartfan » 24 May 2021, 08:01

Petite wrote:That's cool have you had any health issues since going veg? I heard some people get iron deficiency, etc but there's probably ways to avoid it. I might try but I couldn't go vegan, I love milk too much.


I didn't have any vitamin or mineral deficiencies the last time a got a blood panel done, which was a year and a half ago. Getting enough protein definitely isn't an issue, since there's plenty of plant-based sources (e.g. tofu, lentils, and chickpeas). As for iron, you can get it in kale, quinoa, and chia seeds. By the way, if you do go vegetarian, try including some flax seeds in your diet so you get omega 3 fatty acids.
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