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Unread postby Polandboy » 8 November 2018, 20:47

Remember me? Hey im Rafał and I'm polish obviously. Was active on the GTF back in the day and nostalgia brought me back. Looking for the old friends so let me know if you do remember me will gladly chat
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Unread postby René » 8 November 2018, 21:38

Polandboy!! It's great to see you here :awesome:

How's life been treating you?
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Unread postby Polandboy » 8 November 2018, 22:05

Finished studying started a shitty job in a corporation. That about sums it up. Got a bf tho (6 years now + we got a dog) living in Warsaw since recently. Been also busy directing little artsy-fartsy boring comedy films.
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Unread postby Polandboy » 8 November 2018, 22:06

Also a lot of drinking as always.
How's your orderly life going?
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Unread postby PopTart » 9 November 2018, 10:50

Welcome to GFO Polandboy! nice to meet someone from the old crowd (figuratively speaking ofcourse ;) )

Quite the stunner aswell :3

Polandboy wrote:How's your orderly life going?

Oh you do know René well! :D

What dog you got? and what did you study prior to the shitty job?
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Unread postby Eryx » 9 November 2018, 10:55

Polandboy wrote:Also a lot of drinking as always.
How's your orderly life going?
Preach!

I'm glad your life is looking good! Well, aside from the shitty job at a corporation, but it happens to the best of us hahaha
Welcome back! This forum isn't as active as GTF but it's still a lot of fun, there are some great guys here.
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Unread postby René » 9 November 2018, 11:14

Polandboy wrote:Got a bf tho (6 years now + we got a dog) living in Warsaw since recently. Been also busy directing little artsy-fartsy boring comedy films.

Hey, that's awesome! Congratulations :keke:

Polandboy wrote:Also a lot of drinking as always.
How's your orderly life going?

It's going great :P

I think you were posting on GTF for a while after Brenden/FirePhantom joined and we got together; we got married in 2010 and settled down in England, and more recently we moved to Scotland :keke:

I also finished my education and got a BSc (wish I hadn't, though — looking back, I could have spent the time much more usefully) and I'm still working as a translator, mainly for my mom's company :)
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Re: Hi biatches!

Unread postby Cali Ed » 9 November 2018, 13:22

Polandboy wrote:Remember me? Hey im Rafał and I'm polish obviously. Was active on the GTF back in the day and nostalgia brought me back. Looking for the old friends so let me know if you do remember me will gladly chat

Polandboy!

Of course, I remember you, though I nearly forgot about this forum. Many thanks to dear René for sending me a Code Pink Alert (for the special sighting of a twinky Eastern European faggot), so I could come say a proper hello.

It’s been a dry spell since my last post here — thankfully longer than my dry spell with alcohol. That has endured only eight days and will be rightfully resolved tomorrow with the help of a delightful blend of dark rum, pineapple, fresh orange, coconut, nutmeg and cinnamon. You see, like a Donald Trump supporter in West Virginia with the promise of coverage for pre-existing conditions (though, sadly, morbid stupidity is not one of them) and only the specter of a slow death before the election of a transgender black lesbian female president, I’m hopelessly hooked on painkillers (I like mine with three shots of rum, darling).

I’m glad to see you’re still on the bottle: potato vodka, one presumes? And to make it palatable, you add some sweet fruit, right? You are what you drink, after all — which also makes you 25 percent semen.

Speaking of which, I’m a bit surprised you’re still in Poland. I would have thought by now you’d be CzechBoy, spirited off by some debauched Eurotrash industrialist to Prague and to the heart (or should I say rectum?) of the Eastern European gay porn industry. I once had a dream of filming my epic erotic love story “The Male’s in the Czech” there with members of the esteemed GTF backroom, but the death of the visionary Bryan Kocis — and, by consequence, his inimitable Cobra Video — does leave one rethinking aspirations of x-rated auteurism. Being stabbed 28 times isn’t my favorite method of multiple penetration, though post-transfixion arson certainly qualifies as a hot time.

It’s a shame because Cobra gave us some of our greatest pornographic films. My dear friend Benjamin (aka Ichol) and I once spent an intoxicated evening discussing the studio’s oeuvre, how “School Boy Crush” was the greatest coming-of-age tale since “The 400 Blows” (which would have been a great title for a Brent Corrigan film, by the way) and the socioeconomic underpinnings of “Every Poolboy’s Dream.” At first one thinks: That’s presumptuous. There are thousands of pool boys in America and no doubt thousands of pool-boy dreams (not to confused with Poolerboy dreams, though those would be uncannily similar to this film’s). I would have to assume at least a few of those dreams don’t involve being anally violated by a reprobate who looks like a Wal-Mart forklift operator and his dildo-toting sidekick. But ultimately, the situation becomes symbolic on a Marxist-Leninist level as the angelic beauty of Brent’s indigent but wholesome (hole-some) pool boy stands in stunning contrast to the pallid middle-class perversions of his oppressors and we realize a “pool boy’s dream” is the same as the American dream — and like those methed-up porn thugs who ruined Brent’s once-glorious anus, our Trumpian regime is turning this proud nation into the ravaged, leaky proletariat shit-hole (the president’s word) of the sling-bound courtesy bottom at a 24-hour bathhouse. Alas, here we get fucked at the polls, instead of fucked by the Poles like you do, my homo friend.

But I digress … don’t let me get going on politics …

Despite your protestations and insistences of corporate life, I would be surprised if you weren’t involved in some sort of porn or porn-adjacent industry. Maybe you’re not starring in a bareback gang-bang (though I have to assume that would be less embarrassing than whatever YouTube comedy sketches you’re directing … link, babe?), but maybe you’re a fluffer for pornographers who are too extreme for the innocuous twink whores of the Czech Republic, like an amputee fetish site (and you’re in charge of keeping the guys without hands or arms hard because they can’t jack themselves). Or you earn a few extra zloty giving blowjobs at the local glory hole. Or you run a subscription website where you do household chores wearing only animal masks. It’s something like that. I’m just not buying this longtime companion and dog act — unless the dog you’re talking about is one of those puppy-play gays who’s attired head to toe in leather canine attire, likes to drink from the toilet and be walked on a leash. If so, more power to you.

Anyway, glad to see you’re doing well. It gives me the nostalgia fuzzies. I feel all warm inside, like that time the 6-2 Scandinavian stud piss-fucked me.

I tried to find that old comic strip I did in your honor, but can’t locate it in my files and forget where it was posted. René, since I know you have 10 copies of everything backed up for all of eternity, can you find those comics? I’d love to see it. I may even stick around a bit and post for old times’ sake. And in that spirit, one more time …. Noodz, plz.

Till then, good night and good fuck!
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Re: Hi biatches!

Unread postby René » 9 November 2018, 13:38

Cali Ed wrote:There are thousands of pool boys in America and no doubt thousands of pool-boy dreams

I do love it when people hyphenate correctly :heart:
You should work for the Guardian.

Cali Ed wrote:I’m just not buying this longtime companion and dog act

I am :3

Cali Ed wrote:I tried to find that old comic strip I did in your honor, but can’t locate it in my files and forget where it was posted. René, since I know you have 10 copies of everything backed up for all of eternity, can you find those comics? I’d love to see it.

Sadly I don't think I have that one. I do remember some very funny comics made by RedCow that I must still have lying around somewhere, though!

Cali Ed wrote:I may even stick around a bit and post for old times’ sake.

:awesome:
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Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 9 November 2018, 14:10

Omagerrrddd you’re back!!! And you’re still hot! :0 You’re like the hot, foreign, evil villain of a campy American film. :3

And Colin’s here too?! :0 Right now I’m doing that face Hunter makes when he raises and squishes his cheeks together and looks like an anime character—I forget what the name is in Japanese for that expression.

I’ll post/interrogate more when I get back from work.
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Unread postby Cali Ed » 9 November 2018, 14:21

René wrote:
Cali Ed wrote:There are thousands of pool boys in America and no doubt thousands of pool-boy dreams

I do love it when people hyphenate correctly :heart:
You should work for the Guardian.

Cali Ed wrote:I’m just not buying this longtime companion and dog act

I am :3

Cali Ed wrote:I tried to find that old comic strip I did in your honor, but can’t locate it in my files and forget where it was posted. René, since I know you have 10 copies of everything backed up for all of eternity, can you find those comics? I’d love to see it.

Sadly I don't think I have that one. I do remember some very funny comics made by RedCow that I must still have lying around somewhere, though!

Cali Ed wrote:I may even stick around a bit and post for old times’ sake.

:awesome:

You know me, babe, I love to modify a compound (plus I like hyphens: I'm not a size queen who only goes for the long dashes). Does The Guardian print gay porn reviews, or is it sorely lacking in fine arts coverage like most newspapers?

RedCow: There's another blast from the past. You need to create a "Where are they now?" thread with a list of old-timers. You'd have the best list with your records and memory, then everyone can fill in what they know about them or add names of the forgotten — from the first bespoiled website, then the site of the rebellion and the current forum (it's like some kind of "Silmarillion"-"Hobbit"-"Lord of the Rings" situation).

Where are they now? Have they overdosed? Are they in prison? Are they living their last days penniless on the streets of New York, strung out, trading their HIV meds for party drugs and blowjobs (oh, I hope not ... Ben ...). Or are they living lives of contentment with a longtime boyfriend and four-legged companion? Yawn!

Other than a couple of people still on here, I don't have as much contact as I would like with some of the old-timers, though I have Chuck and Guido on my social media so they're in the "alive" category.

But what about Iago, Elmer Fudd, GoogleSucks, and wonderful JayFairplay? And speedo-loving Reisy and Ty and BJCG and his erstwhile love Frozen Flamez? What of brilliant Boris and my sweet Josh and kinky Brendski and that Tweaker by the Speaker twink with the huge fucking cock? I hope he didn't go bottom on us. Darcy, Iago, Greg? What of rum-loving LeTi and cum-loving RunsForRain? What of LostPainting? Is he still buying women's clothing at discount department stores, quoting from the Ayn Rand wiki-quotes page and writing diaper-porn fan fiction? OK, maybe some questions are best left unanswered, darlings.

Because I haven't posted on here in forever, I feel I probably mentioned someone who posts on here regularly and they'll be all -- I just posted a selfie yesterday, bitch!
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Unread postby wizid » 9 November 2018, 15:51

Welcome mate - good to see you're still kicking about and whatnot. Always a good day when someone from the old days turns up here.
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Unread postby Marmaduke » 9 November 2018, 18:34

My my, what a great many blasts from the past in one thread

Hi Rafal, lovely to see you again. Glad to see you’re apparently keeping so well. I must say, you’re wearing 30 with all the dash I hoped I might, but alas never quite managed.

And Colin! As ever, absolutely delighted to see you still going blow-for-blow with liver cirrhosis. It wasn’t too long ago I found myself recalling your particular intimacy with Jesus (Doubts though there may be that your Mexican puppeteer was truly Christ, it’s what we choose to believe that counts with matters of faith. And I believe you had Jesus reach inside to touch your heart)

Someone make Darcy and Boris come back too.
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Unread postby Eryx » 9 November 2018, 18:50

Damn, Colin! All those nicknames, so many memories! Good times...
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Unread postby Cali Ed » 9 November 2018, 23:43

Eryx wrote:Damn, Colin! All those nicknames, so many memories! Good times...

Eryx, darling, from your picture you look like you might be working as a concierge at a leather fetish club. I really hope that's the case and you're not toiling behind a desk because I always had high hopes for your budding perversions. Still getting your feet (and other parts) wet?

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Unread postby mxguy01 » 9 November 2018, 23:48

Welcome.

You seem to win on "entertaining posts" around this rather boring forum (not that I've helped with that myself).
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Unread postby Victor_Laszlo » 9 November 2018, 23:51

Welcome to GFO Polandboy. We haven't met but i hope to get to know you here. Don't be shy. :3
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Unread postby Cali Ed » 9 November 2018, 23:52

Marmaduke wrote:My my, what a great many blasts from the past in one thread

Hi Rafal, lovely to see you again. Glad to see you’re apparently keeping so well. I must say, you’re wearing 30 with all the dash I hoped I might, but alas never quite managed.

And Colin! As ever, absolutely delighted to see you still going blow-for-blow with liver cirrhosis. It wasn’t too long ago I found myself recalling your particular intimacy with Jesus (Doubts though there may be that your Mexican puppeteer was truly Christ, it’s what we choose to believe that counts with matters of faith. And I believe you had Jesus reach inside to touch your heart)

Someone make Darcy and Boris come back too.

Marmie, you gin-soaked homosexual! Yes, my liver has been performing like an all-star, as I hope yours is. I generally drink just once a week instead of every day now, though all bets are off on vacation (as Oscar Wilde said, "Everything in moderation, including moderation.")

And Jesus! While some might have described such an encounter as a religious experience, when a sweaty, meth-snorting sodomite with a toolbox full of sex toys and homemade pornography shows up at your door, do NOT give him free rein of your rectal cavity. Hand it to him (or me), I never saw it coming in my altered state. But it was only after our aborted three-way in the parking lot of a glory-hole arcade that I imagined there has to be a better way to spend a weekend.

EDIT: And PB is 30?! Damn, the time flies. He looks 25. But it's all downhill now, Rafal. You better do some XTube sex videos now to preserve your current aesthetics for all time.
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Unread postby Bender » 10 November 2018, 08:00

Ello thar
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Unread postby Brenden » 10 November 2018, 18:30

Cali Ed wrote:What of LostPainting? Is he still buying women's clothing at discount department stores, quoting from the Ayn Rand wiki-quotes page and writing diaper-porn fan fiction? OK, maybe some questions are best left unanswered, darlings.

He turned to drugs and then, recently, to Lutheranism. Were you aware of his fall from Republican grace?
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