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Unread postby Teifrd » 1 November 2019, 09:04

Hello, I’ll go by the name Bobby. I’m from north jersey. I’m 31 years old. Straight. Didn’t get with a large amount of women but enough to know, or thought I knew I was straight. Over the last few months I’ve been constantly finding myself fantasizing about sucking balls. Not any specific person but I just have this almost uncontrollable urge. Any time the topic of sex in any way shape or form comes up I think, I want balls in my mouth. This might sound like a troll I don’t know, but I’m telling you the honest truth. I don’t know what to do. I wouldn’t be ashamed if I was bi but the first time I’d want it to be secret. What if it’s just an idea, I honestly try it and I hate it? I don’t want people in my town finding out I sucked so in so’s balls. What should I do? I’m assuming people are going
To say just try it. I don’t know why it isn’t anything else not anal nor hand job or blow job. I want to lick and suck balls in the worst way. But when I look at porn it’s still women but I’m focusing on...you guessed it the guys balls. My phone is full of pics of girls licking and sucking balls. If anyone comes across it on my phone it’s ‘regular’ porn. I live kind of near a nude beach. I have off tomorrow I might go there alone and see what’s up. It’s November first a little chilly lll but I’m not bragging but I’m at least decent sized.
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Re: New and ‘straight’

Unread postby Teifrd » 1 November 2019, 09:06

And I wanted to know if I decide to do it I know gay men are different than straigh women obv lol. If I met someone in a bar or something and told him honestly how I’m feeling and what I’m thinking and straight up asked if i could lick his balls to try it would I be a creep? Or would he be down for it?
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Re: New and ‘straight’

Unread postby Teifrd » 1 November 2019, 09:06

And I wanted to know if I decide to do it I know gay men are different than straigh women obv lol. If I met someone in a bar or something and told him honestly how I’m feeling and what I’m thinking and straight up asked if i could lick his balls to try it would I be a creep? Or would he be down for it?
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Re: New and ‘straight’

Unread postby Cali Ed » 3 November 2019, 13:50

You don't even need to go to a bar. Though the alcohol might provide ample encouragement, it would probably be easier to find someone tailored to your specific desires by just posting a sex ad or joining a hookup site.

If the internet has taught us anything, it's that no matter how strange the fetish, there's someone out there who will share it. If someone posted a personal ad for a friendly gent who enjoys lubricating a 1980s Cabbage Patch Doll (female only, of course) in peanut butter and jelly, hollowing out the eye balls and then taking turns penetrating the sockets with a buddy — all while wearing soiled adult diapers — no doubt someone would reply.

By contrast, your desires are fairly pedestrian. I'm sure there's somebody out there who just fantasizes about a nice guy to spit-clean his testicles. Though honestly I'd just recommend offering to suck a dick, then you get the balls as a combo package (pun intended) and gain a wider pool of men to choose from. Also, your fascination with balls will inevitably lead to dick, so might as well see if you like it.

As another plus, online gays love when you identify as straight, with or without quotes. I once had a limp-wrister in a pink cowboy hat and a glittered boa show up at my door claiming to be a married heterosexual. It was about as believable as Scarlett Johannson playing one of those Asian roles she gets criticized for. Horny homos get off on the allure of the forbidden, so you can present yourself, as you have here, as a curious straight guy looking to try new things. The gays who will swallow anything (again, pun intended) will be filling up your inbox.

You might as well go all-in and look to swap oral. Then, even if you hate tonguing nuts, you at least will finally know what a proper blowjob should feel like.
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