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Used Workmans boxers for sale :-)

Unread postby Straightbuilder » 15 April 2014, 20:28

Alreet lads...I'm a straight builder selling my used sweaty pants for others to enjoy... Got loads of pics and vids too. Basically I'll do anything u lads want me to do for the right price. Give me an email m.oxley79@yahoo.co.uk
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Unread postby c1ask0 » 15 April 2014, 20:29

Eww. That is all.
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Unread postby Kie » 15 April 2014, 20:31

Leave now, and never return.
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Unread postby Lucas » 15 April 2014, 20:40

hahaha :lol:
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Unread postby Josiemonster » 15 April 2014, 21:10

I'm embarrassed to be British at this moment.
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Unread postby Nicholas » 15 April 2014, 21:13

Straightbuilder wrote:I'm a straight builder

So you don't build anything with corners?
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Unread postby Joe » 15 April 2014, 21:15

Give a laundrette a ring. :thumbsupwink:
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Unread postby Marmaduke » 15 April 2014, 21:29

You'll do anything I want for the right price?

Anything?

Ok. I want a five minute video of you being repeatedly kicked in the nuts for less than £1. What would be the right price for me to get that?
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Unread postby c1ask0 » 15 April 2014, 21:31

Or how about a regular preview video? Otherwise, how will we know this is a genuine offer? Noone wants to buy boxers that covered any old cock. :D
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Unread postby Lucas » 15 April 2014, 21:33

Marmaduke wrote:You'll do anything I want for the right price?

Anything?

Ok. I want a five minute video of you being repeatedly kicked in the nuts for less than £1. What would be the right price for me to get that?


I'll chip in for this.
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Unread postby c1ask0 » 15 April 2014, 21:43

Lucas wrote:
Marmaduke wrote:You'll do anything I want for the right price?

Anything?

Ok. I want a five minute video of you being repeatedly kicked in the nuts for less than £1. What would be the right price for me to get that?


I'll chip in for this.

See, Lucas is even willing to accept currency risk to see your balls busted! I think you gotta accept this offer.
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Unread postby Joey90 » 15 April 2014, 21:48

Not entirely the same but still:
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Unread postby McTaggartfan » 8 February 2021, 20:11

Straightbuilder wrote:Alreet lads...I'm a straight builder selling my used sweaty pants for others to enjoy... Got loads of pics and vids too. Basically I'll do anything u lads want me to do for the right price. Give me an email m.oxley79@yahoo.co.uk


Wtf!

I'm just about dead from laughter

What even is this hahahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Unread postby Marmaduke » 8 February 2021, 20:13

This thread is from 2014.
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Unread postby McTaggartfan » 8 February 2021, 20:24

Marmaduke wrote:This thread is from 2014.


So it is! Ten points to Ravenclaw!
"Ask nothing more of me, sweet;
All I can give you I give.
Heart of my heart, were it more,
More would be laid at your feet—
Love that should help you to live,
Song that should spur you to soar.

All things were nothing to give,
Once to have sense of you more,
Touch you and taste of you, sweet,
Think you and breathe you and live,
Swept of your wings as they soar,
Trodden by chance of your feet.

I that have love and no more
Give but love of you, sweet.
He that hath more, let him give;
He that hath wings, let him soar;
Mine is the heart at your feet
Here, that must love you to live."

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Unread postby Marmaduke » 8 February 2021, 20:26

If you keep bumping ancient shit threads, you and are I going to fall out.
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Unread postby McTaggartfan » 8 February 2021, 20:30

Marmaduke wrote:If you keep bumping ancient shit threads, you and are I going to fall out.


Fall out of love? That would be tragic!
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All I can give you I give.
Heart of my heart, were it more,
More would be laid at your feet—
Love that should help you to live,
Song that should spur you to soar.

All things were nothing to give,
Once to have sense of you more,
Touch you and taste of you, sweet,
Think you and breathe you and live,
Swept of your wings as they soar,
Trodden by chance of your feet.

I that have love and no more
Give but love of you, sweet.
He that hath more, let him give;
He that hath wings, let him soar;
Mine is the heart at your feet
Here, that must love you to live."

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Unread postby Marmaduke » 8 February 2021, 20:31

Fairly warned be ye, says I.
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Unread postby McTaggartfan » 8 February 2021, 20:32

Marmaduke wrote:Fairly warned be ye, says I.


Indeed, fairly hath I been warned of thine fickle affections, good sir.
"Ask nothing more of me, sweet;
All I can give you I give.
Heart of my heart, were it more,
More would be laid at your feet—
Love that should help you to live,
Song that should spur you to soar.

All things were nothing to give,
Once to have sense of you more,
Touch you and taste of you, sweet,
Think you and breathe you and live,
Swept of your wings as they soar,
Trodden by chance of your feet.

I that have love and no more
Give but love of you, sweet.
He that hath more, let him give;
He that hath wings, let him soar;
Mine is the heart at your feet
Here, that must love you to live."

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Unread postby Eryx » 9 February 2021, 01:14

I'm just curious about how people even find these ridiculously old threads to bring back up. And that must be the most obnoxiously long signature I've ever seen lol
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