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Unread postby pozboro » 1 July 2021, 23:58

You find yourself stranded outside a fancy mountain cabin. Smoke is blown sideways from the chimney. You knock but no one answers. The wind is howling and you know you won't make it back to the lodge tonight. You open the door. You wander around: there's plenty of food and drink, a great collection of discs (movies, tv, music, porn, you name it), comfortable furniture, a huge stack of wood by the fire. You head upstairs to the loft and find someone waking up, smiling, naked. "I'm glad I won't be stuck here alone. This is going to be a serious storm and we probably won't get out until early next week."

Who, in your wildest fantasy, would say that to you?

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Re: Mountain Cabin Weekend with ...

Unread postby McTaggartfan » 14 July 2021, 06:17

pozboro wrote:You find yourself stranded outside a fancy mountain cabin. Smoke is blown sideways from the chimney. You knock but no one answers. The wind is howling and you know you won't make it back to the lodge tonight. You open the door. You wander around: there's plenty of food and drink, a great collection of discs (movies, tv, music, porn, you name it), comfortable furniture, a huge stack of wood by the fire. You head upstairs to the loft and find someone waking up, smiling, naked. "I'm glad I won't be stuck here alone. This is going to be a serious storm and we probably won't get out until early next week."

Who, in your wildest fantasy, would say that to you?

(pictures encouraged)


In the first place, I hate to do this, but... :wasteland:

Second, I'd hope no stranger would ever be saying that to me while naked!

Third, nevertheless, I suppose that if I had to pick somebody, it would be Anderson Cooper. :3
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Re: Mountain Cabin Weekend with ...

Unread postby Marmaduke » 14 July 2021, 07:16

Why would I be visiting the mountain cabin in the first place? Why am I there? What motivated me to go knocking on doors in the mountains by myself, apparently in the midst of some sort of oncoming storm?

This narrative needs more foundation before I’ll give any consideration to adopting it as my wildest fantasy.
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Re: Mountain Cabin Weekend with ...

Unread postby Severelius » 14 July 2021, 08:13

I prefer not to just be ambushed out of nowhere with inexplicable sexual situations because I'm an anxiety-ridden mess who, even if it was my most desired celebrity crush saying this to me while naked, would react by freaking out and trying to get the fuck out of there regardless of any inclimate weather, just because I would not be able to deal with it at all.
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Re: Mountain Cabin Weekend with ...

Unread postby Eryx » 14 July 2021, 11:58

Always Jake Gyllenhaal
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Re: Mountain Cabin Weekend with ...

Unread postby René » 14 July 2021, 13:58

If I were single, maybe Austin Wolf.

But I'm gladly not and would only want to be in that kind of situation with Brenden and/or our boyfriend :keke:

Maybe with all three :lol:
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Re: Mountain Cabin Weekend with ...

Unread postby Marmaduke » 14 July 2021, 15:17

René wrote:If I were single, maybe Austin Wolf.

But I'm gladly not and would only want to be in that kind of situation with Brenden and/or our boyfriend :keke:

Maybe with all three :lol:

You want Brenden and Shawn to secretly purchase a cabin in the mountains somewhere, and go to the expense of amassing an all-encompassing “collection of discs” in 2021, all in the hope that one day you - of all people - decide to go for a walk by yourself in those mountains immediately before a storm forecast to make those mountains impassable for a week and by chance enter their cabin as a trespasser and bringing their incredibly expensive sexual escape to crescendo?
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Re: Mountain Cabin Weekend with ...

Unread postby René » 14 July 2021, 15:21

Marmaduke wrote:
René wrote:If I were single, maybe Austin Wolf.

But I'm gladly not and would only want to be in that kind of situation with Brenden and/or our boyfriend :keke:

Maybe with all three :lol:

You want Brenden and Shawn to secretly purchase a cabin in the mountains somewhere, and go to the expense of amassing an all-encompassing “collection of discs” in 2021, all in the hope that one day you - of all people - decide to go for a walk by yourself in those mountains immediately before a storm forecast to make those mountains impassable for a week and by chance enter their cabin as a trespasser and bringing their incredibly expensive sexual escape to crescendo?

Admittedly it is rather unlikely. It is a wild fantasy, after all. :P
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