Random text messages with no context

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Random text messages with no context

Unread postby InternetShrink » 3 April 2020, 20:33

Your last text or even a text from 5 years ago. The less sense it makes, the better!

"You implied that you would like to watch my dick get dismembered"
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Re: Random text messages with no context

Unread postby René » 3 April 2020, 20:47

Does WhatsApp count? Otherwise it's just going to be texts from banks and from the government about corona...
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Re: Random text messages with no context

Unread postby InternetShrink » 3 April 2020, 21:44

René wrote:Does WhatsApp count? Otherwise it's just going to be texts from banks and from the government about corona...

WhatsApp does count :D By the way, I'm sorry if the only interesting texts you get are from the government :(
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Re: Random text messages with no context

Unread postby GearFetTwinkRomance » 3 April 2020, 22:22

The most hilarious ones I still get in Spam messages.
How it comes over when translated:

"Many female dogs on here to meet with your rooster. Come and see pictures pictures of female dogs!"

:lol:
If ya want to hang with me, let's go windsurfing!

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Re: Random text messages with no context

Unread postby InternetShrink » 8 April 2020, 05:09

"wat's special about premium? Like normal porn, just harder and faster?"
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Re: Random text messages with no context

Unread postby Severelius » 8 April 2020, 10:15

Received yesterday:

"Well no scouting for rich cock for you then"

Sent by my boss, just to make it even weirder. :P
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Re: Random text messages with no context

Unread postby rogonandi » 8 April 2020, 10:17

Geez, I must have killed nine horses this evening!
Why are you?

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Re: Random text messages with no context

Unread postby Eryx » 9 April 2020, 15:17

"There was this one time a guy slapped my ass and I had to keep quiet"
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Re: Random text messages with no context

Unread postby René » 10 April 2020, 13:31

Why are you so slow and what the fuck are you doing on your fucking phone?
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Re: Random text messages with no context

Unread postby Severelius » 10 April 2020, 13:34

René wrote:Why are you so slow and what the fuck are you doing on your fucking phone?

The only context I can imagine for this is someone texting you while you're having sex with them, because that would be hilarious. :P
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Re: Random text messages with no context

Unread postby rogonandi » 10 April 2020, 13:48

Why are you?
Why are you?

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Re: Random text messages with no context

Unread postby Marmaduke » 10 April 2020, 13:59

René wrote:Why are you so slow and what the fuck are you doing on your fucking phone?

Brenden! :nono:
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Re: Random text messages with no context

Unread postby René » 10 April 2020, 14:04

Marmaduke wrote:
René wrote:Why are you so slow and what the fuck are you doing on your fucking phone?

Brenden! :nono:

So angry, right? That was before we figured out what meds he needs :lol:
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Re: Random text messages with no context

Unread postby Marmaduke » 10 April 2020, 14:11

René wrote:
Marmaduke wrote:
René wrote:Why are you so slow and what the fuck are you doing on your fucking phone?

Brenden! :nono:

So angry, right? That was before we figured out what meds he needs :lol:

I wasted that joke. I’ve since realised that the funnier joke was “Wow, your Mom is really keen for you to be using your time to get work done”
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Re: Random text messages with no context

Unread postby René » 10 April 2020, 14:12

Marmaduke wrote:
René wrote:
Marmaduke wrote:
René wrote:Why are you so slow and what the fuck are you doing on your fucking phone?

Brenden! :nono:

So angry, right? That was before we figured out what meds he needs :lol:

I wasted that joke. I’ve since realised that the funnier joke was “Wow, your Mom is really keen for you to be using your time to get work done”

:lol:
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