Random text messages with no context
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Random text messages with no context
Your last text or even a text from 5 years ago. The less sense it makes, the better!
"You implied that you would like to watch my dick get dismembered"
"You implied that you would like to watch my dick get dismembered"
That'll be 500 bucks.
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Re: Random text messages with no context
Does WhatsApp count? Otherwise it's just going to be texts from banks and from the government about corona...
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Re: Random text messages with no context
René wrote:Does WhatsApp count? Otherwise it's just going to be texts from banks and from the government about corona...
WhatsApp does count


That'll be 500 bucks.
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The most hilarious ones I still get in Spam messages.
How it comes over when translated:
"Many female dogs on here to meet with your rooster. Come and see pictures pictures of female dogs!"

How it comes over when translated:
"Many female dogs on here to meet with your rooster. Come and see pictures pictures of female dogs!"

If ya want to hang with me, let's go windsurfing!

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"wat's special about premium? Like normal porn, just harder and faster?"
That'll be 500 bucks.
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Received yesterday:
"Well no scouting for rich cock for you then"
Sent by my boss, just to make it even weirder.
"Well no scouting for rich cock for you then"
Sent by my boss, just to make it even weirder.

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"There was this one time a guy slapped my ass and I had to keep quiet"

— Harlan Ellison
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Why are you so slow and what the fuck are you doing on your fucking phone?
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René wrote:Why are you so slow and what the fuck are you doing on your fucking phone?
The only context I can imagine for this is someone texting you while you're having sex with them, because that would be hilarious.

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René wrote:Why are you so slow and what the fuck are you doing on your fucking phone?
Brenden!

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Marmaduke wrote:René wrote:Why are you so slow and what the fuck are you doing on your fucking phone?
Brenden!
So angry, right? That was before we figured out what meds he needs

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René wrote:Marmaduke wrote:René wrote:Why are you so slow and what the fuck are you doing on your fucking phone?
Brenden!
So angry, right? That was before we figured out what meds he needs
I wasted that joke. I’ve since realised that the funnier joke was “Wow, your Mom is really keen for you to be using your time to get work done”
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Marmaduke wrote:René wrote:Marmaduke wrote:René wrote:Why are you so slow and what the fuck are you doing on your fucking phone?
Brenden!
So angry, right? That was before we figured out what meds he needs
I wasted that joke. I’ve since realised that the funnier joke was “Wow, your Mom is really keen for you to be using your time to get work done”

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