Random text messages with no context

**InternetShrink** · by **InternetShrink** » 3 April 2020, 20:33

Your last text or even a text from 5 years ago. The less sense it makes, the better!

"You implied that you would like to watch my dick get dismembered"

**René** · by **René** » 3 April 2020, 20:47

Does WhatsApp count? Otherwise it's just going to be texts from banks and from the government about corona...

**InternetShrink** · by **InternetShrink** » 3 April 2020, 21:44

René wrote:Does WhatsApp count? Otherwise it's just going to be texts from banks and from the government about corona...

WhatsApp does count

By the way, I'm sorry if the only interesting texts you get are from the government

**GearFetTwinkRomance** · by **GearFetTwinkRomance** » 3 April 2020, 22:22

The most hilarious ones I still get in Spam messages.
How it comes over when translated:

"Many female dogs on here to meet with your rooster. Come and see pictures pictures of female dogs!"

:lol:

**InternetShrink** · by **InternetShrink** » 8 April 2020, 05:09

"wat's special about premium? Like normal porn, just harder and faster?"

**Severelius** · by **Severelius** » 8 April 2020, 10:15

Received yesterday:

"Well no scouting for rich cock for you then"

Sent by my boss, just to make it even weirder.

**rogonandi** · by **rogonandi** » 8 April 2020, 10:17

Geez, I must have killed nine horses this evening!

**Eryx** · by **Eryx** » 9 April 2020, 15:17

"There was this one time a guy slapped my ass and I had to keep quiet"

**René** · by **René** » 10 April 2020, 13:31

Why are you so slow and what the fuck are you doing on your fucking phone?

**Severelius** · by **Severelius** » 10 April 2020, 13:34

René wrote:Why are you so slow and what the fuck are you doing on your fucking phone?

The only context I can imagine for this is someone texting you while you're having sex with them, because that would be hilarious.

**rogonandi** · by **rogonandi** » 10 April 2020, 13:48

Why are you?

**Marmaduke** · by **Marmaduke** » 10 April 2020, 13:59

René wrote:Why are you so slow and what the fuck are you doing on your fucking phone?

Brenden!

**René** · by **René** » 10 April 2020, 14:04

Marmaduke wrote:
René wrote:Why are you so slow and what the fuck are you doing on your fucking phone?

Brenden!

So angry, right? That was before we figured out what meds he needs :lol:

**Marmaduke** · by **Marmaduke** » 10 April 2020, 14:11

René wrote:
Marmaduke wrote:
René wrote:Why are you so slow and what the fuck are you doing on your fucking phone?

Brenden!

So angry, right? That was before we figured out what meds he needs

I wasted that joke. I’ve since realised that the funnier joke was “Wow, your Mom is really keen for you to be using your time to get work done”

**René** · by **René** » 10 April 2020, 14:12

Marmaduke wrote:
René wrote:
Marmaduke wrote:
René wrote:Why are you so slow and what the fuck are you doing on your fucking phone?

Brenden!

So angry, right? That was before we figured out what meds he needs

I wasted that joke. I’ve since realised that the funnier joke was “Wow, your Mom is really keen for you to be using your time to get work done”

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