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Unread postby Iamjava » 31 May 2019, 03:46

the other topics bore me, and this really is my only site, and even though im buzzed im manic... and this is the only forum i have yet to invade..

last season (my first), the gay chinese man who fled china and family to marry his husband, was eliminated in the finale. my other favorite (a dude from the hood) was eliminated earlier than that. the hottie 19 year old man didnt make top 10.

this season, the only identifiable gay man didnt make the cut after his "vanole" flopped. yet im still hopeful for the new 19 year old (saved by ramsey for his passion, he also fled his family; hell be fighting to stay in the tournament next week) and the 50 year old india that mixed indian cuisine with cajun and blew the judges away (jay is pure blood french cajun).

sad to say, to me the only possible hottie (19) has a beard that dont suit him.
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Re: master chef

Unread postby Victor_Laszlo » 31 May 2019, 14:01

I haven't gotten to see the premiere yet. But I will get around to it.

I liked that Chinese guy last season but he definitely wasn't the best cook there.

You watch master chef junior?
I swear that little girl with the braids looks like a midget. :lol:

I really like this top 3. But I want malia or che to win. Hope it's malia though.
I also liked sadie to but she should have waited a year or 2. She could have won had she grown some more
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Re: master chef

Unread postby Iamjava » 31 May 2019, 16:32

i was rooting for the georgia boy, but midget black was my other favorite.

judging by the size of her body in relation to her limbs, shes a dwarf. black dwarves are so rare! i love that she can also cook so well when the counter is that tall lol.

still think mathew shouldve made it. a kid that young that cooks wellingtons has a bright future!
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Re: master chef

Unread postby Victor_Laszlo » 1 June 2019, 01:13

I actually don't think she's a midget. I think she's just wearing adult extensions. And it makes her look much older then she is. I'm sure she'll grow into them. :lol:

I'd be happy if she won to. I just really like malia.
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Unread postby Iamjava » 1 June 2019, 03:14

sadie was better. :rolleyes:

shes a dwarf. the head arm length doesnt nearly match a normal girl her age.
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Re: master chef

Unread postby Victor_Laszlo » 1 June 2019, 12:15

Yeah, after some googling she for sure has a form of dwarfism. :)

I watched this whole season. Just thinking " God she looks like a midget" just to find out now she is a midget. :lol:

I am often more impressed with the kids on master chef then the adults.
They make some really good looking dishes and with some unexpected ingredients. Sadie's champagne frosting comes to mind.
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Re: master chef

Unread postby Iamjava » 1 June 2019, 14:36

:facepalm2: well, at least you were right thinking she looked like one, lol.

and i agree. how many adults in mc or even hells kitchen could have reconstructed that 3 michelin star scallop meal? its just insane their talent..
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Re: master chef

Unread postby Victor_Laszlo » 5 June 2019, 00:39

Watching the finale now. Malia is already getting a winners edit. They keep questioning her and her techniques. But enjoy it in the end. I really believe her and che are the top 2.

But I love Ivy to. This is a very strong top 3 and anyone of them deserve the win.

Che always impresses me with his maturity. He's a very smart kid with a good head on his shoulders. And speaks as good as any of the adults

Ivy's up now......
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Unread postby Iamjava » 5 June 2019, 00:53

NNOOO! dammit. dont know if i can sit long enough lol!
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Re: master chef

Unread postby Victor_Laszlo » 5 June 2019, 01:08

Who do you want to win?
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Re: master chef

Unread postby Iamjava » 5 June 2019, 01:41

me. i mean, uh, midget black. by the, looks like she drew the "short" straw in family genes: i didnt see dwarfism in any of her family lol. just started watching a little.
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Re: master chef

Unread postby Victor_Laszlo » 5 June 2019, 02:00

Congrats che. He definitely deserved it. But they all did well.

I'm happy with him winning. :applause:

Unlike drag race which just hands wins to undeserving winners like nothing. Js

Can we call her Ivy. I know you mean nothing by it. But midget black is soo politically incorrect. :lol:
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Re: master chef

Unread postby Iamjava » 5 June 2019, 12:12

meh. the person/team i root for never wins.

midget black sounds like this guy i used tn know nicknamed china black lol. it just sounds cool!
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Re: Master Chef

Unread postby Iamjava » 6 June 2019, 04:18

yay! the cute 19 year old micah made it! he made a michelin perfect fish lol. just wish hed lose that funky goatee..
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Unread postby Iamjava » 13 June 2019, 03:41

yay! my 19 year old survived! :D
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Re: Master Chef

Unread postby Victor_Laszlo » 28 June 2019, 00:41

I think either the asian guy or the cocky white guy is going home.

I will say i really like the blonde girl, and the black girl with the accent.

Micah is okay to in an underdog sorta way. I actually expect him to be the one invited to the balcony. Guess I'll see.

Edit: lol, i knew he'd be there
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Re: Master Chef

Unread postby Victor_Laszlo » 28 June 2019, 00:59

Goodbye cocky white guy. Lol.

This editing was just wayyyy to obvious.
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Re: Master Chef

Unread postby Iamjava » 28 June 2019, 03:09

hes der best, though! lol.

im finding im liking fred, too. nice guy. :)
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