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Best friend is curious. Invite him for a threeway?

Unread postby jaredjoy90 » 14 March 2022, 20:49

My best friend is for the best way to put it: an incel. He likes girls but they just don't seem to like him back. It takes an emotional toll on him and he has had his mental health deteriorate over the past couple of years. He's asked me numerous times about gay sex and says he is attracted to my friend with benefits top.

I wouldn't feel comfortable just letting my friend sleep with my top but I'd feel better sharing him. Should I set it up or should I just let my friend figure things out himself? He's 32 and I am pretty sure he's still a virgin.
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Re: Best friend is curious. Invite him for a threeway?

Unread postby Marmaduke » 14 March 2022, 21:40

Just letting your friend sleep with your top?

I’d say it’s probably a bad plan all the way through to try and pity-pimp your undesirable friend to anyone, let alone to the person you apparently have feelings enough for to have developed a sense of ownership over the relationship.
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Unread postby asianduck888 » 15 March 2022, 15:19

there is plenty of fish in the ocean, if he attracted to your top he could take him from you. but, yeah he is no your partner just FWB, you don't own him.
but, if I were you I will help him to pick guy on App nearby.
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Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 19 March 2022, 15:26

Marmaduke wrote:Just letting your friend sleep with your top?

I’d say it’s probably a bad plan all the way through to try and pity-pimp your undesirable friend to anyone, let alone to the person you apparently have feelings enough for to have developed a sense of ownership over the relationship.

That’s cuckold-shaming! :oface:
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Unread postby jaredjoy90 » 23 March 2022, 22:24

We ended up introducting my friend to a mutual friend who is a bear top. Both of them live with their parents so i played host. Gave them privacy. From what a gathered, first timers taking it up the ass when they are nervous is just bad news.
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Unread postby asianduck888 » 26 March 2022, 16:24

glad to hear the next story, you are a good friend.
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Re: Best friend is curious. Invite him for a threeway?

Unread postby René » 30 March 2022, 22:29

So how did it go? Is your incel friend still in shock? :P
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Unread postby McTaggartfan » 31 March 2022, 03:18

Ohhhh! Pimping out your friends can be quite fun, I'd recommend it (though maybe not in the case of your friend) depending on the friend! I'm very good at it, not to mention persistent, considering how many times I got my friend Sally laid in college. One time though, the guy, who was a Russian exchange student, tore her lady bits a small amount and she had to go to the hospital. It was incredibly entertaining, I must say.
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Unread postby René » 31 March 2022, 06:33

McTaggartfan wrote:Ohhhh! Pimping out your friends can be quite fun, I'd recommend it (though maybe not in the case of your friend) depending on the friend! I'm very good at it, not to mention persistent, considering how many times I got my friend Sally laid in college. One time though, the guy, who was a Russian exchange student, tore her lady bits a small amount and she had to go to the hospital. It was incredibly entertaining, I must say.

:rofl: / :runaway: / 😱
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Re: Best friend is curious. Invite him for a threeway?

Unread postby McTaggartfan » 31 March 2022, 06:43

René wrote:
McTaggartfan wrote:Ohhhh! Pimping out your friends can be quite fun, I'd recommend it (though maybe not in the case of your friend) depending on the friend! I'm very good at it, not to mention persistent, considering how many times I got my friend Sally laid in college. One time though, the guy, who was a Russian exchange student, tore her lady bits a small amount and she had to go to the hospital. It was incredibly entertaining, I must say.

:rofl: / :runaway: / 😱


Well in some ways it's hardly surprising. She does like it quite rough, if I recall!
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Unread postby René » 31 March 2022, 07:08

McTaggartfan wrote:
René wrote:
McTaggartfan wrote:Ohhhh! Pimping out your friends can be quite fun, I'd recommend it (though maybe not in the case of your friend) depending on the friend! I'm very good at it, not to mention persistent, considering how many times I got my friend Sally laid in college. One time though, the guy, who was a Russian exchange student, tore her lady bits a small amount and she had to go to the hospital. It was incredibly entertaining, I must say.

:rofl: / :runaway: / 😱

Well in some ways it's hardly surprising. She does like it quite rough, if I recall!

Sounds like me... :shifty: but I've never been injured!
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Unread postby glückspilz » 31 March 2022, 08:38

McTaggartfan wrote:... considering how many times I got my friend Sally laid in college...


🎼 Lay down Sally... dumdidum (Eric-Clapton-in-the-ear)
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Re: Best friend is curious. Invite him for a threeway?

Unread postby McTaggartfan » 31 March 2022, 08:43

René wrote:
McTaggartfan wrote:
René wrote:
McTaggartfan wrote:Ohhhh! Pimping out your friends can be quite fun, I'd recommend it (though maybe not in the case of your friend) depending on the friend! I'm very good at it, not to mention persistent, considering how many times I got my friend Sally laid in college. One time though, the guy, who was a Russian exchange student, tore her lady bits a small amount and she had to go to the hospital. It was incredibly entertaining, I must say.

:rofl: / :runaway: / 😱

Well in some ways it's hardly surprising. She does like it quite rough, if I recall!

Sounds like me... :shifty: but I've never been injured!


Yes, the similarity did occur to me as I was writing that post. I'm afraid I quite literally know your sexual proclivities all too well. :P
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Re: Best friend is curious. Invite him for a threeway?

Unread postby René » 31 March 2022, 09:05

McTaggartfan wrote:
René wrote:
McTaggartfan wrote:
René wrote:
McTaggartfan wrote:Ohhhh! Pimping out your friends can be quite fun, I'd recommend it (though maybe not in the case of your friend) depending on the friend! I'm very good at it, not to mention persistent, considering how many times I got my friend Sally laid in college. One time though, the guy, who was a Russian exchange student, tore her lady bits a small amount and she had to go to the hospital. It was incredibly entertaining, I must say.

:rofl: / :runaway: / 😱

Well in some ways it's hardly surprising. She does like it quite rough, if I recall!

Sounds like me... :shifty: but I've never been injured!


Yes, the similarity did occur to me as I was writing that post. I'm afraid I quite literally know your sexual proclivities all too well. :P

Now, let's not get too "literal" about this "knowledge".

Let it be clear that I have never "known" this man.
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Re: Best friend is curious. Invite him for a threeway?

Unread postby McTaggartfan » 31 March 2022, 09:08

René wrote:
McTaggartfan wrote:
René wrote:
McTaggartfan wrote:
René wrote:
McTaggartfan wrote:Ohhhh! Pimping out your friends can be quite fun, I'd recommend it (though maybe not in the case of your friend) depending on the friend! I'm very good at it, not to mention persistent, considering how many times I got my friend Sally laid in college. One time though, the guy, who was a Russian exchange student, tore her lady bits a small amount and she had to go to the hospital. It was incredibly entertaining, I must say.

:rofl: / :runaway: / 😱

Well in some ways it's hardly surprising. She does like it quite rough, if I recall!

Sounds like me... :shifty: but I've never been injured!


Yes, the similarity did occur to me as I was writing that post. I'm afraid I quite literally know your sexual proclivities all too well. :P

Now, let's not get too "literal" about this "knowledge".

Let it be clear that I have never "known" this man.


Exactly, which is why it's so amusing to me, not to mention perplexing, that I know so much of your sex life. You know hardly any about mine by comparison. Also, the association between sex and "knowledge" has and will evermore mystify me. It's not even that it isn't a literal knowledge; rather it's that I can think of a thousand other ways in which I rather say someone has intimate knowledge of me, than the case of sex. Take McTaggart for instance; the things he says, and with which I agree, reveal far more intimate parts of me than any sexual act could.
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Re: Best friend is curious. Invite him for a threeway?

Unread postby René » 31 March 2022, 09:11

McTaggartfan wrote:
René wrote:
McTaggartfan wrote:
René wrote:
McTaggartfan wrote:
René wrote:
McTaggartfan wrote:Ohhhh! Pimping out your friends can be quite fun, I'd recommend it (though maybe not in the case of your friend) depending on the friend! I'm very good at it, not to mention persistent, considering how many times I got my friend Sally laid in college. One time though, the guy, who was a Russian exchange student, tore her lady bits a small amount and she had to go to the hospital. It was incredibly entertaining, I must say.

:rofl: / :runaway: / 😱

Well in some ways it's hardly surprising. She does like it quite rough, if I recall!

Sounds like me... :shifty: but I've never been injured!


Yes, the similarity did occur to me as I was writing that post. I'm afraid I quite literally know your sexual proclivities all too well. :P

Now, let's not get too "literal" about this "knowledge".

Let it be clear that I have never "known" this man.

Exactly, which is why it's so amusing to me, not to mention perplexing, that I know so much of your sex life. You know hardly any about mine by comparison. Also, the association between sex and "knowledge" has and will evermore mystify me. It's not even that it isn't a literal knowledge; rather it's that I can think of a thousand other ways in which I rather say someone has intimate knowledge of me, than the case of sex. Take McTaggart for instance; the things he says, and with which I agree, reveal far more intimate parts of me than any sexual act could.

What can I say? I'm an open book. :P
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Re: Best friend is curious. Invite him for a threeway?

Unread postby McTaggartfan » 31 March 2022, 09:16

René wrote:
McTaggartfan wrote:
René wrote:
McTaggartfan wrote:
René wrote:
McTaggartfan wrote:
René wrote:
McTaggartfan wrote:Ohhhh! Pimping out your friends can be quite fun, I'd recommend it (though maybe not in the case of your friend) depending on the friend! I'm very good at it, not to mention persistent, considering how many times I got my friend Sally laid in college. One time though, the guy, who was a Russian exchange student, tore her lady bits a small amount and she had to go to the hospital. It was incredibly entertaining, I must say.

:rofl: / :runaway: / 😱

Well in some ways it's hardly surprising. She does like it quite rough, if I recall!

Sounds like me... :shifty: but I've never been injured!


Yes, the similarity did occur to me as I was writing that post. I'm afraid I quite literally know your sexual proclivities all too well. :P

Now, let's not get too "literal" about this "knowledge".

Let it be clear that I have never "known" this man.

Exactly, which is why it's so amusing to me, not to mention perplexing, that I know so much of your sex life. You know hardly any about mine by comparison. Also, the association between sex and "knowledge" has and will evermore mystify me. It's not even that it isn't a literal knowledge; rather it's that I can think of a thousand other ways in which I rather say someone has intimate knowledge of me, than the case of sex. Take McTaggart for instance; the things he says, and with which I agree, reveal far more intimate parts of me than any sexual act could.

What can I say? I'm an open book. :P


That explains why I know so much of you, but not why you know less in relation to me in those same areas where I know more of you. The answer, unless you see a better one, appears to me that you're not terribly inquisitive about others, but readily enjoy talking of yourself (as you have just here mentioned).
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Re: Best friend is curious. Invite him for a threeway?

Unread postby PopTart » 31 March 2022, 19:18

René wrote:
McTaggartfan wrote:
René wrote:
McTaggartfan wrote:
René wrote:
McTaggartfan wrote:
René wrote:
McTaggartfan wrote:Ohhhh! Pimping out your friends can be quite fun, I'd recommend it (though maybe not in the case of your friend) depending on the friend! I'm very good at it, not to mention persistent, considering how many times I got my friend Sally laid in college. One time though, the guy, who was a Russian exchange student, tore her lady bits a small amount and she had to go to the hospital. It was incredibly entertaining, I must say.

:rofl: / :runaway: / 😱

Well in some ways it's hardly surprising. She does like it quite rough, if I recall!

Sounds like me... :shifty: but I've never been injured!


Yes, the similarity did occur to me as I was writing that post. I'm afraid I quite literally know your sexual proclivities all too well. :P

Now, let's not get too "literal" about this "knowledge".

Let it be clear that I have never "known" this man.

Exactly, which is why it's so amusing to me, not to mention perplexing, that I know so much of your sex life. You know hardly any about mine by comparison. Also, the association between sex and "knowledge" has and will evermore mystify me. It's not even that it isn't a literal knowledge; rather it's that I can think of a thousand other ways in which I rather say someone has intimate knowledge of me, than the case of sex. Take McTaggart for instance; the things he says, and with which I agree, reveal far more intimate parts of me than any sexual act could.

What can I say? I'm an open book. :P
René, your more an audio book, hooked upto the sound system at a Swedish death metal concert...
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Re: Best friend is curious. Invite him for a threeway?

Unread postby René » 31 March 2022, 19:22

PopTart wrote:
René wrote:
McTaggartfan wrote:
René wrote:
McTaggartfan wrote:
René wrote:
McTaggartfan wrote:
René wrote:
McTaggartfan wrote:Ohhhh! Pimping out your friends can be quite fun, I'd recommend it (though maybe not in the case of your friend) depending on the friend! I'm very good at it, not to mention persistent, considering how many times I got my friend Sally laid in college. One time though, the guy, who was a Russian exchange student, tore her lady bits a small amount and she had to go to the hospital. It was incredibly entertaining, I must say.

:rofl: / :runaway: / 😱

Well in some ways it's hardly surprising. She does like it quite rough, if I recall!

Sounds like me... :shifty: but I've never been injured!


Yes, the similarity did occur to me as I was writing that post. I'm afraid I quite literally know your sexual proclivities all too well. :P

Now, let's not get too "literal" about this "knowledge".

Let it be clear that I have never "known" this man.

Exactly, which is why it's so amusing to me, not to mention perplexing, that I know so much of your sex life. You know hardly any about mine by comparison. Also, the association between sex and "knowledge" has and will evermore mystify me. It's not even that it isn't a literal knowledge; rather it's that I can think of a thousand other ways in which I rather say someone has intimate knowledge of me, than the case of sex. Take McTaggart for instance; the things he says, and with which I agree, reveal far more intimate parts of me than any sexual act could.

What can I say? I'm an open book. :P

René, your more an audio book, hooked upto the sound system at a Swedish death metal concert...

:lol: You are at times quite the abundant source of information yourself!
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Re: Best friend is curious. Invite him for a threeway?

Unread postby PopTart » 1 April 2022, 17:09

René wrote:
PopTart wrote:
René wrote:
McTaggartfan wrote:
René wrote:
McTaggartfan wrote:
René wrote:
McTaggartfan wrote:
René wrote:
McTaggartfan wrote:Ohhhh! Pimping out your friends can be quite fun, I'd recommend it (though maybe not in the case of your friend) depending on the friend! I'm very good at it, not to mention persistent, considering how many times I got my friend Sally laid in college. One time though, the guy, who was a Russian exchange student, tore her lady bits a small amount and she had to go to the hospital. It was incredibly entertaining, I must say.

:rofl: / :runaway: / 😱

Well in some ways it's hardly surprising. She does like it quite rough, if I recall!

Sounds like me... :shifty: but I've never been injured!


Yes, the similarity did occur to me as I was writing that post. I'm afraid I quite literally know your sexual proclivities all too well. :P

Now, let's not get too "literal" about this "knowledge".

Let it be clear that I have never "known" this man.

Exactly, which is why it's so amusing to me, not to mention perplexing, that I know so much of your sex life. You know hardly any about mine by comparison. Also, the association between sex and "knowledge" has and will evermore mystify me. It's not even that it isn't a literal knowledge; rather it's that I can think of a thousand other ways in which I rather say someone has intimate knowledge of me, than the case of sex. Take McTaggart for instance; the things he says, and with which I agree, reveal far more intimate parts of me than any sexual act could.

What can I say? I'm an open book. :P

René, your more an audio book, hooked upto the sound system at a Swedish death metal concert...

:lol: You are at times quite the abundant source of information yourself!
I've no idea what you mean. But whatever you've heard, it's all scurrilous lies.

But back to the OP, what a horrible turn out for this poor curious chap. Maybe you'd have been better to initiate the guy yourself. Atleast then he wouldn't have got ripped a new arsehole. :shrug:
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