Best friend is curious. Invite him for a threeway?

Just letting your friend sleep with your top?

I’d say it’s probably a bad plan all the way through to try and pity-pimp your undesirable friend to anyone, let alone to the person you apparently have feelings enough for to have developed a sense of ownership over the relationship.

there is plenty of fish in the ocean, if he attracted to your top he could take him from you. but, yeah he is no your partner just FWB, you don't own him.
but, if I were you I will help him to pick guy on App nearby.

glad to hear the next story, you are a good friend.

Ohhhh! Pimping out your friends can be quite fun, I'd recommend it (though maybe not in the case of your friend) depending on the friend! I'm very good at it, not to mention persistent, considering how many times I got my friend Sally laid in college. One time though, the guy, who was a Russian exchange student, tore her lady bits a small amount and she had to go to the hospital. It was incredibly entertaining, I must say.

René wrote:

McTaggartfan wrote:Ohhhh! Pimping out your friends can be quite fun, I'd recommend it (though maybe not in the case of your friend) depending on the friend! I'm very good at it, not to mention persistent, considering how many times I got my friend Sally laid in college. One time though, the guy, who was a Russian exchange student, tore her lady bits a small amount and she had to go to the hospital. It was incredibly entertaining, I must say.

/ / 😱

Well in some ways it's hardly surprising. She does like it quite rough, if I recall!

McTaggartfan wrote:... considering how many times I got my friend Sally laid in college...

🎼 Lay down Sally... dumdidum (Eric-Clapton-in-the-ear)

René wrote:

McTaggartfan wrote:

René wrote:

McTaggartfan wrote:Ohhhh! Pimping out your friends can be quite fun, I'd recommend it (though maybe not in the case of your friend) depending on the friend! I'm very good at it, not to mention persistent, considering how many times I got my friend Sally laid in college. One time though, the guy, who was a Russian exchange student, tore her lady bits a small amount and she had to go to the hospital. It was incredibly entertaining, I must say.

/ / 😱

Well in some ways it's hardly surprising. She does like it quite rough, if I recall!

Sounds like me... but I've never been injured!

Yes, the similarity did occur to me as I was writing that post. I'm afraid I quite literally know your sexual proclivities all too well.

René wrote:

McTaggartfan wrote:

René wrote:

McTaggartfan wrote:

René wrote:

McTaggartfan wrote:Ohhhh! Pimping out your friends can be quite fun, I'd recommend it (though maybe not in the case of your friend) depending on the friend! I'm very good at it, not to mention persistent, considering how many times I got my friend Sally laid in college. One time though, the guy, who was a Russian exchange student, tore her lady bits a small amount and she had to go to the hospital. It was incredibly entertaining, I must say.

/ / 😱

Well in some ways it's hardly surprising. She does like it quite rough, if I recall!

Sounds like me... but I've never been injured!

Yes, the similarity did occur to me as I was writing that post. I'm afraid I quite literally know your sexual proclivities all too well.

Now, let's not get too "literal" about this "knowledge".

Let it be clear that I have never "known" this man.

Exactly, which is why it's so amusing to me, not to mention perplexing, that I know so much of your sex life. You know hardly any about mine by comparison. Also, the association between sex and "knowledge" has and will evermore mystify me. It's not even that it isn't a literal knowledge; rather it's that I can think of a thousand other ways in which I rather say someone has intimate knowledge of me, than the case of sex. Take McTaggart for instance; the things he says, and with which I agree, reveal far more intimate parts of me than any sexual act could.

René wrote:

McTaggartfan wrote:

René wrote:

McTaggartfan wrote:

René wrote:

McTaggartfan wrote:

René wrote:

McTaggartfan wrote:Ohhhh! Pimping out your friends can be quite fun, I'd recommend it (though maybe not in the case of your friend) depending on the friend! I'm very good at it, not to mention persistent, considering how many times I got my friend Sally laid in college. One time though, the guy, who was a Russian exchange student, tore her lady bits a small amount and she had to go to the hospital. It was incredibly entertaining, I must say.

/ / 😱

Well in some ways it's hardly surprising. She does like it quite rough, if I recall!

Sounds like me... but I've never been injured!

Yes, the similarity did occur to me as I was writing that post. I'm afraid I quite literally know your sexual proclivities all too well.

Now, let's not get too "literal" about this "knowledge".

Let it be clear that I have never "known" this man.

Exactly, which is why it's so amusing to me, not to mention perplexing, that I know so much of your sex life. You know hardly any about mine by comparison. Also, the association between sex and "knowledge" has and will evermore mystify me. It's not even that it isn't a literal knowledge; rather it's that I can think of a thousand other ways in which I rather say someone has intimate knowledge of me, than the case of sex. Take McTaggart for instance; the things he says, and with which I agree, reveal far more intimate parts of me than any sexual act could.

What can I say? I'm an open book.

That explains why I know so much of you, but not why you know less in relation to me in those same areas where I know more of you. The answer, unless you see a better one, appears to me that you're not terribly inquisitive about others, but readily enjoy talking of yourself (as you have just here mentioned).

René wrote:

McTaggartfan wrote:

René wrote:

McTaggartfan wrote:

René wrote:

McTaggartfan wrote:

René wrote:

McTaggartfan wrote:Ohhhh! Pimping out your friends can be quite fun, I'd recommend it (though maybe not in the case of your friend) depending on the friend! I'm very good at it, not to mention persistent, considering how many times I got my friend Sally laid in college. One time though, the guy, who was a Russian exchange student, tore her lady bits a small amount and she had to go to the hospital. It was incredibly entertaining, I must say.

/ / 😱

Well in some ways it's hardly surprising. She does like it quite rough, if I recall!

Sounds like me... but I've never been injured!

Yes, the similarity did occur to me as I was writing that post. I'm afraid I quite literally know your sexual proclivities all too well.

Now, let's not get too "literal" about this "knowledge".

Let it be clear that I have never "known" this man.

Exactly, which is why it's so amusing to me, not to mention perplexing, that I know so much of your sex life. You know hardly any about mine by comparison. Also, the association between sex and "knowledge" has and will evermore mystify me. It's not even that it isn't a literal knowledge; rather it's that I can think of a thousand other ways in which I rather say someone has intimate knowledge of me, than the case of sex. Take McTaggart for instance; the things he says, and with which I agree, reveal far more intimate parts of me than any sexual act could.

What can I say? I'm an open book.

René, your more an audio book, hooked upto the sound system at a Swedish death metal concert...

René wrote:

PopTart wrote:

René wrote:

McTaggartfan wrote:

René wrote:

McTaggartfan wrote:

René wrote:

McTaggartfan wrote:

René wrote:

McTaggartfan wrote:Ohhhh! Pimping out your friends can be quite fun, I'd recommend it (though maybe not in the case of your friend) depending on the friend! I'm very good at it, not to mention persistent, considering how many times I got my friend Sally laid in college. One time though, the guy, who was a Russian exchange student, tore her lady bits a small amount and she had to go to the hospital. It was incredibly entertaining, I must say.

/ / 😱

Well in some ways it's hardly surprising. She does like it quite rough, if I recall!

Sounds like me... but I've never been injured!

Yes, the similarity did occur to me as I was writing that post. I'm afraid I quite literally know your sexual proclivities all too well.

Now, let's not get too "literal" about this "knowledge".

Let it be clear that I have never "known" this man.

Exactly, which is why it's so amusing to me, not to mention perplexing, that I know so much of your sex life. You know hardly any about mine by comparison. Also, the association between sex and "knowledge" has and will evermore mystify me. It's not even that it isn't a literal knowledge; rather it's that I can think of a thousand other ways in which I rather say someone has intimate knowledge of me, than the case of sex. Take McTaggart for instance; the things he says, and with which I agree, reveal far more intimate parts of me than any sexual act could.

What can I say? I'm an open book.

René, your more an audio book, hooked upto the sound system at a Swedish death metal concert...

You are at times quite the abundant source of information yourself!

I've no idea what you mean. But whatever you've heard, it's all scurrilous lies.

But back to the OP, what a horrible turn out for this poor curious chap. Maybe you'd have been better to initiate the guy yourself. Atleast then he wouldn't have got ripped a new arsehole.