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Corey's Curse

Unread postby Koftruecross » 18 January 2019, 15:54

Corey came returned briefly around midnight last night. He was thoroughly pissed off at two men. He said he was going to put a HEX on them. He said he lost his phone and asked if he could use my tablet. I told he he could as long as he didn't install any apps and attachments that I couldn't remove.
Corey belongs to an on line group of people that are witches, wizards and warlocks. Since that time of joining them his skills have improved dramatically. He placed a Hex on an evil rich woman and she lost her fortune, contracted Hepatitis C, and the walls of her basement of her mansion have cracked and black slimy ooze is seeping in. It smells like death,
Corey had his book of spells and he typed one of them into the tablet and he sent it to his on line group.
He had The Book of Faust. Every spell in it has the word "dream" in it.
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Re: Corey's Curse

Unread postby Brenden » 18 January 2019, 16:50

These are getting ridiculous.

I feel like moving the lot of them into the Wasteland.
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Re: Corey's Curse

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 18 January 2019, 17:16

Brenden wrote:These are getting ridiculous.

I feel like moving the lot of them into the Wasteland.

I talked to Corey and he doesn’t approve of that.
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Re: Corey's Curse

Unread postby Derek » 18 January 2019, 18:11

You think you're special? I talk to Corey too. We talk all the time. We're going in on a timeshare together.
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Re: Corey's Curse

Unread postby GearFetTwinkRomance » 18 January 2019, 20:53

All this warlock wizzardry and Hex stuff ... sorry, dude, but it's old wife's tales and auto-psychosuggestive. Know of the term "self fullfilling prophecy?"
The old folks used to do Hexerei over here. It didn't work back then, unless people would actively sabotage, poison or ruin something. You know, if Corey were to do something like that, it could well lead him to serve jail time, eh.

Tell Corey to put a Hex on me so I'll meet a cute ginger in-shape and sweet-sane Twink surfer boy! One who looks a bit alike the Weasley twins. I'll proof it won't work. :keke:

There must be one hell'uvan oozy production going on, too. Might be tar pits submerged. You should fill it in jars and sell it to the Nigerian Connection's Voodoo Company.
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Re: Corey's Curse

Unread postby Vertical » 23 January 2019, 02:03

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Re: Corey's Curse

Unread postby Eryx » 23 January 2019, 14:40

Vertical, that thing is super interesting! Bookmarked for reference.

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