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I am the luckiest guy I know!

Unread postby Raynethemagi » 31 March 2021, 23:44

Today made me realize how much I am loved. I'm the luckiest gay man on this planet, I just am. I live such a good life, sometimes I think I live too much of a good life. Like literally, there was a day where I woke up and I pinched myself because sometimes I wonder if my life is even real.

So I woke up today, well multiple times today. I have sleep apnea, so naturally I got zero to no sleep like normal. I always laugh it off and say "Fml" but, seriously, it's going to stop. I've literally had enough with trying to have a good nights sleep that I'm buying some mouth insert or something, cause I need to fucking lose this weight because it's driving me insane.

But no, so after waking up multiple times, I go upstairs, and my dog Cooper always greets me. It's the most stinking cute thing, cause what he'll do is wait by the door and he'll literally just sit there till I open the door and come into the living room. He'll frolic around the living room and he's such a good puppies! I love my dog Cooper to death, and if what they say about the afterlife is true, I'll be able to have actual conversations with him, and I'M STOKED! I have so many questions, it's unreal.

Well, I wake up and I realize that I have to get ready for work like asap. So I take a shower, with my new body wash! Ok, so here's my thing about showering. If I get out of the bathtub, I want to smell like flowers. I do, I want to smell fresh. I don't want to smell like I showered with cologne. I want to smell fresh and clean. And, to be honest with you, I think most guys shampoo and body wash smells nasty. It smells too rich, like to me it stinks. It's not pleasant. So, I shower with girl stuff because you smell like you just took an actual shower with water and soap and not cologne.

So afterwords I drive to work. Not gonna lie, driving my car right now is kind of like watching a circus. It is. Yesterday I noticed that one of my wheels was really low on air. Like literally at any moment, it was going to be flat. So, my beautiful and wonderful friends helped me put my spare on, but you can't go super fast when you're on a spare. So, I'm driving on the highway (cause I know if I drive the backways I won't make it to work in time), and I'm driving like 45 max on a 60 mph road. I mean, it's like watching a circus cause, the whole time cars just keep passing me, and it's funny but at the same time it's like "FUCK!"

So I make it to work, and I'm just greeted by everyone. We're all family at my work, we're weird as all hell, but we all get along for the most part despite our differences. Even Shelly who wants me to become a Christian so bad so my soul can be saved, is also fun! I always make Jesus jokes in front of her, cause she gets so into her religion, so I have tease her! Sadly she was visiting Branson, telling people about Jesus and such.

So, we used to have a couple of lesbians at my work, but one of them moved to a different store. So, I get to talk with her wife, and she's so much fun. And, lesbi-honest, even though guys do it well, girls (especially lesbians) are fun to talk to. She always has something really interesting to say, and her name is Kimberley and I love her to death!

And then there's Benny. Now lemme talk about Benny yall. Benny is a player. Benny is also married. I know this cause this married man talks to me like I'm one of his straight friends. And, that's because I talk to him about women's boobs and ass. I can appreciate a good-looking female, and I can appreciate the female form. But when comparing a flower to a diesel engine....diesel engine's are always going to outdo a flower when it comes to sex.

And then there's my extraordinary friend, also my first ever official gay friend. Love him to death, but never in a million years did I think I would meet anyone like him. The amount of breaking he does to himself on a daily basis is phenomenal! And I love him to death and would take a bullet for him anyday!

But, the main reason I wanted to type this post was because I have been keeping in touch with this wonderful Russian man. He hasn't talked to me in 3 days now, and the last message I sent him was me being fully honest with him, saying that I wasn't a skinny freak. And, I remember talking to my gay friend about it, and he had the best response I've ever heard. He said "That's the problem with gay relationships. We base so much off of what we see, moreso than what we don't see. Skinny doesn't mean shit. Beauty fades and the only thing that's left is who you are as a person. If a relationship is just purely physical, it'll last till you're not physically attractive anymore, and then the relationship is basically nothing. So, don't worry about it Jake. If the guy won't contact you back, he was probably only in it for the physical after all."

I have the best friends a guy can have! And you know what? I don't need a man, because with friends like mine, I have everything I need. In the words of Ke$ha "Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch I'm blessed!"
Here's an example of the Universe trying to tell you that you need healing in an area of your life:

Someone who struggles with showing emotion. This person, in their lifetime, will constantly struggle with this, and that is because, they choose to ignore or disregard the fact that they have trouble showing emotion. Most people will ignore this issue, and will continue to fracture themselves. And this goes with pretty much any problem that happens in your life that is recurring. Don't pass up an opportunity to make you "whole" again.
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Re: I am the luckiest guy I know!

Unread postby Marmaduke » 1 April 2021, 07:18

April fools?
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Re: I am the luckiest guy I know!

Unread postby Eryx » 1 April 2021, 21:04

I disagree, I'd feel super cool dating a Russian.
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Re: I am the luckiest guy I know!

Unread postby René » 3 April 2021, 21:16

Raynethemagi wrote:So I woke up today, well multiple times today. I have sleep apnea, so naturally I got zero to no sleep like normal. I always laugh it off and say "Fml" but, seriously, it's going to stop. I've literally had enough with trying to have a good nights sleep that I'm buying some mouth insert or something, cause I need to fucking lose this weight because it's driving me insane.

What about a CPAP machine? You should be able to get one prescribed.
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