I need to Hook up now

What is the best source for hooking up online for free?

Not here.

Grindr.

I mean, you’re apparently in Pakistan. You’re not ideally located to achieve your objective - especially as a 40 year old that I presume is a virgin, what with having never been kissed.

You may need to get on a plane and hope for the best, it’s a lot to spend on something which is so far from being a sure thing.

Have you tried just making your peace with having not done the thing? There are lots of things I’ve never done that I’m absolutely at peace with never having done, like learning to juggle.

Marmaduke wrote:I mean, you’re apparently in Pakistan. You’re not ideally located to achieve your objective - especially as a 40 year old that I presume is a virgin, what with having never been kissed.

You may need to get on a plane and hope for the best, it’s a lot to spend on something which is so far from being a sure thing.

Have you tried just making your peace with having not done the thing? There are lots of things I’ve never done that I’m absolutely at peace with never having done, like learning to juggle.

Did you just compare sex, with juggling?

PopTart wrote:

Marmaduke wrote:I mean, you’re apparently in Pakistan. You’re not ideally located to achieve your objective - especially as a 40 year old that I presume is a virgin, what with having never been kissed.

You may need to get on a plane and hope for the best, it’s a lot to spend on something which is so far from being a sure thing.

Have you tried just making your peace with having not done the thing? There are lots of things I’ve never done that I’m absolutely at peace with never having done, like learning to juggle.

Did you just compare sex, with juggling?

Learning to juggle*

You start out, it’s all new, it’s a lot of fumbling and frustration. The more you do it, the less you fumble and the easier it comes to you. After enough practice, it’s something easy and enjoyable that you enjoy showing off to new acquaintances as a means of breaking the ice and making a first impression.

In the context of gay guys in the app era, learning to juggle and having sex are exactly the same.

Well fuck me. So it is.

PopTart wrote:

Marmaduke wrote:I mean, you’re apparently in Pakistan. You’re not ideally located to achieve your objective - especially as a 40 year old that I presume is a virgin, what with having never been kissed.

You may need to get on a plane and hope for the best, it’s a lot to spend on something which is so far from being a sure thing.

Have you tried just making your peace with having not done the thing? There are lots of things I’ve never done that I’m absolutely at peace with never having done, like learning to juggle.

Did you just compare sex, with juggling?

Have you ever dated (as in more seriously) more than a couple guys at a time. That's juggling in my book, and it's the only juggling I ever learned, well, other than priorities and deadlines and the like.

Marmaduke wrote:You start out, it’s all new, it’s a lot of fumbling and frustration. The more you do it, the less you fumble and the easier it comes to you. After enough practice, it’s something easy and enjoyable that you enjoy showing off to new acquaintances as a means of breaking the ice and making a first impression.

reading this paragraph while only thinking about sex is ... well, I don't think I've laughed so hard in weeks. Maybe months.

Hi. I'm Stan.

Steve. Nice to meet you. Look, I just learned a new deep-throat trick ...

Talk about breaking ice.

PopTart wrote:Not here.

Grindr.

grindr is a paid app

I doubt there is a reliable free method for you to achieve your goal. It seems you’ll have to rely on being charming, attractive or both.

Here’s hoping you’re attractive.

FYI

I'm happy to teach people how to juggle.

jamessemaj wrote:FYI

I'm happy to teach people how to juggle.

Are you coming on to me?

Marmaduke wrote:

jamessemaj wrote:FYI

I'm happy to teach people how to juggle.

Are you coming on to me?

That pretty much trumps my concern - lack of coordination. Can coordination be brought/taught as well?