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Unread postby neverbeenkissed40 » 30 December 2021, 15:58

What is the best source for hooking up online for free?
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Re: I need to Hook up now

Unread postby PopTart » 30 December 2021, 17:48

Not here.

Grindr.
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Re: I need to Hook up now

Unread postby Marmaduke » 30 December 2021, 17:57

I mean, you’re apparently in Pakistan. You’re not ideally located to achieve your objective - especially as a 40 year old that I presume is a virgin, what with having never been kissed.

You may need to get on a plane and hope for the best, it’s a lot to spend on something which is so far from being a sure thing.

Have you tried just making your peace with having not done the thing? There are lots of things I’ve never done that I’m absolutely at peace with never having done, like learning to juggle.
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Re: I need to Hook up now

Unread postby PopTart » 30 December 2021, 18:06

Marmaduke wrote:I mean, you’re apparently in Pakistan. You’re not ideally located to achieve your objective - especially as a 40 year old that I presume is a virgin, what with having never been kissed.

You may need to get on a plane and hope for the best, it’s a lot to spend on something which is so far from being a sure thing.

Have you tried just making your peace with having not done the thing? There are lots of things I’ve never done that I’m absolutely at peace with never having done, like learning to juggle.

:lol: Did you just compare sex, with juggling?
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Re: I need to Hook up now

Unread postby Marmaduke » 30 December 2021, 19:28

PopTart wrote:
Marmaduke wrote:I mean, you’re apparently in Pakistan. You’re not ideally located to achieve your objective - especially as a 40 year old that I presume is a virgin, what with having never been kissed.

You may need to get on a plane and hope for the best, it’s a lot to spend on something which is so far from being a sure thing.

Have you tried just making your peace with having not done the thing? There are lots of things I’ve never done that I’m absolutely at peace with never having done, like learning to juggle.

:lol: Did you just compare sex, with juggling?

Learning to juggle*

You start out, it’s all new, it’s a lot of fumbling and frustration. The more you do it, the less you fumble and the easier it comes to you. After enough practice, it’s something easy and enjoyable that you enjoy showing off to new acquaintances as a means of breaking the ice and making a first impression.

In the context of gay guys in the app era, learning to juggle and having sex are exactly the same.
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Re: I need to Hook up now

Unread postby PopTart » 30 December 2021, 20:03

Well fuck me. So it is. :rofl:
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Re: I need to Hook up now

Unread postby pozzie » 30 December 2021, 22:09

PopTart wrote:
Marmaduke wrote:I mean, you’re apparently in Pakistan. You’re not ideally located to achieve your objective - especially as a 40 year old that I presume is a virgin, what with having never been kissed.

You may need to get on a plane and hope for the best, it’s a lot to spend on something which is so far from being a sure thing.

Have you tried just making your peace with having not done the thing? There are lots of things I’ve never done that I’m absolutely at peace with never having done, like learning to juggle.

:lol: Did you just compare sex, with juggling?


Have you ever dated (as in more seriously) more than a couple guys at a time. That's juggling in my book, and it's the only juggling I ever learned, well, other than priorities and deadlines and the like.
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Re: I need to Hook up now

Unread postby pozzie » 30 December 2021, 22:13

Marmaduke wrote:You start out, it’s all new, it’s a lot of fumbling and frustration. The more you do it, the less you fumble and the easier it comes to you. After enough practice, it’s something easy and enjoyable that you enjoy showing off to new acquaintances as a means of breaking the ice and making a first impression.


reading this paragraph while only thinking about sex is ... well, I don't think I've laughed so hard in weeks. Maybe months.

Hi. I'm Stan.

Steve. Nice to meet you. Look, I just learned a new deep-throat trick ...

Talk about breaking ice.
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Re: I need to Hook up now

Unread postby neverbeenkissed40 » 31 December 2021, 11:23

PopTart wrote:Not here.

Grindr.

grindr is a paid app
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Re: I need to Hook up now

Unread postby Marmaduke » 31 December 2021, 13:00

I doubt there is a reliable free method for you to achieve your goal. It seems you’ll have to rely on being charming, attractive or both.

Here’s hoping you’re attractive.
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Re: I need to Hook up now

Unread postby jamessemaj » 4 January 2022, 19:44

FYI

I'm happy to teach people how to juggle.
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Re: I need to Hook up now

Unread postby Marmaduke » 4 January 2022, 21:35

jamessemaj wrote:FYI

I'm happy to teach people how to juggle.

Are you coming on to me? :wide-eyed:
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Re: I need to Hook up now

Unread postby pozzie » 4 January 2022, 21:49

Marmaduke wrote:
jamessemaj wrote:FYI

I'm happy to teach people how to juggle.

Are you coming on to me? :wide-eyed:


That pretty much trumps my concern - lack of coordination. Can coordination be brought/taught as well?
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