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What was your worst date`?

Unread postby Koftruecross » 2 March 2019, 18:38

When I was young I was in a gay bar when a troll came on to me.. He had me backed into a corner, groping and pawing.. He was bigger than me.. Then out of no where this good looking guy I never seen before came up behind the troll, grabbed him by his collar and pulled him back and slammed him into the wall and said,"Get OFF him!".. Then the bouncer told all three of us we had to leave.. When we get outside the troll took off. I thanked the handsome man and suggested we go to the gay bar across the street.. Handsome man said,
"I've got a better idea. Why don't get in your car and follow me back to my place?" I said, "Wait. I only just met you! I don't even know your name!" He kissed me full on the lips and it was good.. He smelled so good.. looked so good..he was so well dressed..and he said, "Name is Bobby." He points to a brand new black Corvette with personalized license plates and said, "That's my ride. Follow me back to my place." I'm thinking WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? I found out later that night..
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Re: What was your worst date`?

Unread postby Victor_Laszlo » 3 March 2019, 02:14

Well.... What happened??
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Re: What was your worst date`?

Unread postby Jzone » 3 March 2019, 03:12

Hmmmm... worst or most amusing?

Several years after divorce with my wife, I had a 6 month romantic/sexual relationship with a boyfriend. (Still friends.) After breaking up with him, I went on a date with a woman. I offered her a choice of where we would go. She chose my ex-boyfriend's bar (unbeknown to her). He was bartending that night. We sat near the bar and a mutual acquaintance (woman) was sitting nearby. She joined our table, uninvited. She was soon shit-faced drunk and coming on to me. Her hand was under the table in my lap. My ex-boyfriend was watching from behind the bar, and my date was doing her best to keep a game face on. It took all I could to to salvage the night. We drove the mutual acquaintance home, said goodnight to my ex-bf, and I drove my date home. Somehow we are all still friends.
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Re: What was your worst date`?

Unread postby Sherri » 3 March 2019, 03:58

Went on a date to a brewery with a pianist I met on Tinder. I soon found out that he was a barely-surviving musician, not the successful pianist he presented himself as on his profile. He was very self-absorbed and said a lot of pretentious things. I found out toward the end of the date that he was actually crazy as well. He told me he sees little circles of light with tails of existence coming out of them and then explained to me thoroughly the "physics" that would account for such sightings. It was completely whack. He asked me to take him home because he'd skateboarded up and didn't live far and kissed me before he got out of the car. To this day he's the only first date who ever had the guts to kiss me.

I told him I was not interested in a second date and he found me on Facebook despite me not having told him my last name, added me, and then apologized for "leading me on" because he was leaving in 2 weeks for LA. I was somehow not sad xP.
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Re: What was your worst date`?

Unread postby Koftruecross » 3 March 2019, 13:58

I did follow him back to "his place"..A very nice house it was too.. He wanted to have sex in a livingroom..More like a Victorian parlour.. There was a huge black horse hair sofa replete with antimacassars and a huge marble fireplace adorned with a mantle scarf.. The only light was from the fireplace.. He wanted to have sex on the sofa.. The sex was great and we had only just finished when the clock on the mantle chimed half past midnight. He said,
"Oh God! My mother is due to come home any time now! I can't let her find you here! I promised her I would NEVER bring my lovers here!" He then proceeded to put my clothes on me faster than he had taken them off earlier in the evening.. I begged him to let me take a shower but he said there was no time.. (Bobby was brave as a lion at the gay bar. Now he was incredibly terrified of his mother!) Normally I always hit the shower immediately after I have sex. I hated putting my clothes on over my sweaty sticky body.. I was more than a little chuffed. He hastily scribbled his telephone number on a scrap of paper and shoved it in my pocket. As he was pushing me out the door he said he was profoundly sorry. His last words were, "Call me!" As I drove away I put the window down and threw his telephone number out of the car.
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Re: What was your worst date`?

Unread postby SweetBoy2312 » 3 March 2019, 20:26

I wouldn't call it a "date" but I met up with this guy once with the understanding he wanted to eat my ass. So we met downtown, walked to a parking garage where his car was lol..and he ate my ass. But then he also put his ass in my face..and I didn't want to be rude. So I ate it. It wasn't as bad as I thought. I just was not into eating ass then.
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Re: What was your worst date`?

Unread postby ajakes124 » 4 March 2019, 09:52

I went out with this lawyer and he had a fight with the waitress and manager of the restaurant cause he claimed the meal he received proportionally wasn’t the same as the pic on the menu. I was so embarrassed, I really liked this place and felt like I couldn’t ever go back. The way he spoke to the waitress was so rude too, like he was above her. I felt for her cause I work in retail, I deal with assholes like him all the time and just didn’t expect that
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Re: What was your worst date`?

Unread postby Magic J » 4 March 2019, 20:05

At a bar. Went to get the dude a drink, only to find upon my return that he’d completely forgotten the basic mechanics of a date, and had, quite audaciously, sidelined moi in favour of a far better looking man! I know, scandalous, right? In all fairness, he was a lot better looking. Like, I probably would have too, had I the gumption. Let’s not moralise, here.

Anyway, this was way too much for my incredibly fragile self-esteem. Went back home a drank a bottle of vodka in dead silence before blacking out on flatmate’s sofa. Honestly, it was much the same as any other night, except that I might have cried a little bit… Actually, scratch that, it was the same as every other night. :P

Yeah, probably the worst one. I mean, I gave that guy the benefit of the doubt! He was a lib dem activist, for Christ sake! Probably dodged a bullet, now that I think of it…

Sherri wrote:...barely-surviving musician... self-absorbed... pretentious... actually crazy...

Personally, this is the level I'm aiming for. :P

ajakes124 wrote:I went out with this lawyer and he had a fight with the waitress and manager...

Could have been a horribly misdirected attempt to impress you with a show of dominance. Which would make it... even worse, actually. :lol:
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Re: What was your worst date`?

Unread postby ajakes124 » 6 March 2019, 11:47

weird way to do it lol.. i just find lawyers and people studying law so pretentious. my number 1 dating rule atm is no lawyers
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Re: What was your worst date`?

Unread postby Eryx » 7 March 2019, 16:56

My worst date was my first date. I had just turned 18, and met him through OkCupid. We decided to have lunch together, but when I got there I noticed he was extremely different from what his pictures suggested. He was very skinny, looked almost unhealthy (nowadays I realize he was probably a drug user), his skin looked terrible and his voice was really annoying.

We were eating and then he left for the bathroom. At that point I took out my cellphone and texted my best friend at the time telling him about the date and how disappointed I was. That's when I realized I had sent the text to my date.

He returned from the bathroom and looked at his phone. He asked, "Why did you text me while we're both here?" I could only reply, "I'm so sorry..." and turned completely red. He looked incredulous and we ate without speaking.

After we both left he texted me saying he could prove to me that he was better than I thought. I never replied.
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Unread postby SweetBoy2312 » 8 March 2019, 21:52

Eryx wrote:My worst date was my first date. I had just turned 18, and met him through OkCupid. We decided to have lunch together, but when I got there I noticed he was extremely different from what his pictures suggested. He was very skinny, looked almost unhealthy (nowadays I realize he was probably a drug user), his skin looked terrible and his voice was really annoying.

We were eating and then he left for the bathroom. At that point I took out my cellphone and texted my best friend at the time telling him about the date and how disappointed I was. That's when I realized I had sent the text to my date.

He returned from the bathroom and looked at his phone. He asked, "Why did you text me while we're both here?" I could only reply, "I'm so sorry..." and turned completely red. He looked incredulous and we ate without speaking.

After we both left he texted me saying he could prove to me that he was better than I thought. I never replied.


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Re: What was your worst date`?

Unread postby LostGuy94 » 17 March 2019, 15:43

Not a date as such but at our school's Christmas Disco one year, my mate went on and on about setting me up with this girl who really had a thing for me but I was too dumb and naive to totally notice it at the time, eventually I said yes to shut him up, suffice to say she was thrilled at this. Things turned really ugly when we returned after the holidays when she found out what happened and that I didn't feel the way that she felt about me, this made for things difficult for any of us to talk to each other for a little while.
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Re: What was your worst date`?

Unread postby GrigorSansa » 1 April 2019, 05:03

Met guy on Tinder, set up a date, we lived on the same area so we go together to this public park. It's a one-hour bus trip, so we talk.

In the way there he comments how he's going to met a couple friends there, and asks if it's a problem. I say no, despite being confused.

There we met with other guy, who keeps staring at me. We do that awkwardly talk common to dates. He check his phone.
"Another friend is coming too", he says, and lo and behold: a third guy arrives. He also was staring at me, but also at the second guy.

It wasn't until when a fourth guy arrived that i realised they weren't "friends"; the original date had actually scheduled this date with four guys at the same time so he doesn't "waste any time", as he put it.

Anyway, he glued himself to the last guy.

Me and the other two guys got third, fourth and fifth wheeled, leaving soon.

This guy even got mad at me for leaving with the others and not waiting to make the travel back with him!

I did ended up hooking up with one of the other guys so, not entirely a waste of a evening.
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Re: What was your worst date`?

Unread postby Eryx » 1 April 2019, 13:03

Lol that's crazy! I wonder if he was expecting to hook up with everyone all at once. I'd be pissed!
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Re: What was your worst date`?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 2 April 2019, 05:31

Some gays are such efficient sluts.
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Unread postby GrigorSansa » 2 April 2019, 06:49

Oh, yeah. To him the while thing was pretty ordinary.

The worst part is, i am not completely opossed at the concept of a five men date. Dates are hard, the oods are against you, i can't blame reaching for higher efficiency.

It's was all the trickery of it all that got to me.
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Unread postby Eryx » 2 April 2019, 13:49

Yeah, I mean, he could've done the same thing while being open about it. It's a lot of guys, so the chance that one of them will be a match is pretty high.
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Re: What was your worst date`?

Unread postby Jryski » 7 May 2019, 05:59

I think my worst date was this Chinese computer engineer dude I met on grindr. His profile picture was aight but totally not my type. I only talked to him because he was Sichuanese and in the US it's pretty hard to come across Sichuanese folks.

He told me about this really popular Sichuanese restaurant near where I live that I've never heard of before and supposedly all these celebrities have visited. This guy insisted on picking me up even though I always drive myself because I don't want to be stuck in an uncomfortable or dangerous situation. I reluctantly agreed because he's Chinese and Chinese folks are usually pretty safe I guess. So time comes and it was dark outside, his car pulls up and the dude inside waives me in. I got in looked over and it wasn't the guy in the picture at all. I'm not even sure he even speaks Sichuanese because when he spoke it sounded like some countryside mandarin accent. Anyways, we talked abit in Chinese and I suddenly pulled out my phone pulled up his picture and put it next to his face. I was like, " Ummm this isn't you at all." He told me it was just photoshop but who's he foolin? I'm a makeup artist and I look at facial features all day long. The picture was of a completely different person. Hair texture, hairline, even the ears were different. This guy then has the audacity to say that he thinks that I don't look like my pictures either. We ended up pulling up on a sidewalk next to this completely dark house. At this point I was getting scared so I asked him, "I thought we're going to that Sichuanese restaurant?" He said that he already went and bought takeout from that place. Like wtf? He leads me to the back gate into the backyard. There was this tiny little trailer in it and we got in. Oh my fucking god. At least I didnt get jumped by a group of guys or something. He pulls out the food he got and it was like generic stir fried cabbage and some other generic chinese food. Two dishes and a bowl of rice for each of us. :/ We ended up watching some shitty chinese cartoon on his laptop while he ate and I just nibbled a little bit. He thought the show was funny and laughed alot while I was quiet the whole time. The cartoon is something that normally appeals to 3-6 year olds so yall can imagine my lack of interest. When he finished he just put his arm around my waist and we just sat there. After the kiddie movie ended it seemed like he wanted me to spend the night with him in the backyard so I lied to him and said I had work really early next morning and that the next time dinner is on me. After he brought me home and we said our goodbyes, I blocked his number and prayed to god that he forgets my address. It's okay if he didn't have money or something I wouldn't have mind paying for the both of us. The only reason I even agreed to meet him was because of that restaurant. I never agreed to go to his place! He just decided that for me. It was so creepy because no explanations or heads up were given at all. And what's with the fake profile picture and lying about it even after I pointed it out? Funny thing is he messaged me on grindr like a month later. Yeah I ended up blocking him on that too. *shudders*
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Re: What was your worst date`?

Unread postby Koftruecross » 7 May 2019, 11:14

I know about being taken by a date to a creepy place. I met Mark and he took me back to his place. It was a huge dilapidated Victorian mansion. It was something like the movie Psycho. It looked just like a horror film.
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Re: What was your worst date`?

Unread postby Jryski » 7 May 2019, 11:37

That doesn't sound pleasant at all :0
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