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What was your worst date`?

Unread postby Koftruecross » 2 March 2019, 18:38

When I was young I was in a gay bar when a troll came on to me.. He had me backed into a corner, groping and pawing.. He was bigger than me.. Then out of no where this good looking guy I never seen before came up behind the troll, grabbed him by his collar and pulled him back and slammed him into the wall and said,"Get OFF him!".. Then the bouncer told all three of us we had to leave.. When we get outside the troll took off. I thanked the handsome man and suggested we go to the gay bar across the street.. Handsome man said,
"I've got a better idea. Why don't get in your car and follow me back to my place?" I said, "Wait. I only just met you! I don't even know your name!" He kissed me full on the lips and it was good.. He smelled so good.. looked so good..he was so well dressed..and he said, "Name is Bobby." He points to a brand new black Corvette with personalized license plates and said, "That's my ride. Follow me back to my place." I'm thinking WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? I found out later that night..
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Re: What was your worst date`?

Unread postby Victor_Laszlo » 3 March 2019, 02:14

Well.... What happened??
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Re: What was your worst date`?

Unread postby Jzone » 3 March 2019, 03:12

Hmmmm... worst or most amusing?

Several years after divorce with my wife, I had a 6 month romantic/sexual relationship with a boyfriend. (Still friends.) After breaking up with him, I went on a date with a woman. I offered her a choice of where we would go. She chose my ex-boyfriend's bar (unbeknown to her). He was bartending that night. We sat near the bar and a mutual acquaintance (woman) was sitting nearby. She joined our table, uninvited. She was soon shit-faced drunk and coming on to me. Her hand was under the table in my lap. My ex-boyfriend was watching from behind the bar, and my date was doing her best to keep a game face on. It took all I could to to salvage the night. We drove the mutual acquaintance home, said goodnight to my ex-bf, and I drove my date home. Somehow we are all still friends.
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Re: What was your worst date`?

Unread postby Sherri » 3 March 2019, 03:58

Went on a date to a brewery with a pianist I met on Tinder. I soon found out that he was a barely-surviving musician, not the successful pianist he presented himself as on his profile. He was very self-absorbed and said a lot of pretentious things. I found out toward the end of the date that he was actually crazy as well. He told me he sees little circles of light with tails of existence coming out of them and then explained to me thoroughly the "physics" that would account for such sightings. It was completely whack. He asked me to take him home because he'd skateboarded up and didn't live far and kissed me before he got out of the car. To this day he's the only first date who ever had the guts to kiss me.

I told him I was not interested in a second date and he found me on Facebook despite me not having told him my last name, added me, and then apologized for "leading me on" because he was leaving in 2 weeks for LA. I was somehow not sad xP.
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Re: What was your worst date`?

Unread postby Koftruecross » 3 March 2019, 13:58

I did follow him back to "his place"..A very nice house it was too.. He wanted to have sex in a livingroom..More like a Victorian parlour.. There was a huge black horse hair sofa replete with antimacassars and a huge marble fireplace adorned with a mantle scarf.. The only light was from the fireplace.. He wanted to have sex on the sofa.. The sex was great and we had only just finished when the clock on the mantle chimed half past midnight. He said,
"Oh God! My mother is due to come home any time now! I can't let her find you here! I promised her I would NEVER bring my lovers here!" He then proceeded to put my clothes on me faster than he had taken them off earlier in the evening.. I begged him to let me take a shower but he said there was no time.. (Bobby was brave as a lion at the gay bar. Now he was incredibly terrified of his mother!) Normally I always hit the shower immediately after I have sex. I hated putting my clothes on over my sweaty sticky body.. I was more than a little chuffed. He hastily scribbled his telephone number on a scrap of paper and shoved it in my pocket. As he was pushing me out the door he said he was profoundly sorry. His last words were, "Call me!" As I drove away I put the window down and threw his telephone number out of the car.
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Re: What was your worst date`?

Unread postby SweetBoy2312 » 3 March 2019, 20:26

I wouldn't call it a "date" but I met up with this guy once with the understanding he wanted to eat my ass. So we met downtown, walked to a parking garage where his car was lol..and he ate my ass. But then he also put his ass in my face..and I didn't want to be rude. So I ate it. It wasn't as bad as I thought. I just was not into eating ass then.
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Re: What was your worst date`?

Unread postby ajakes124 » 4 March 2019, 09:52

I went out with this lawyer and he had a fight with the waitress and manager of the restaurant cause he claimed the meal he received proportionally wasn’t the same as the pic on the menu. I was so embarrassed, I really liked this place and felt like I couldn’t ever go back. The way he spoke to the waitress was so rude too, like he was above her. I felt for her cause I work in retail, I deal with assholes like him all the time and just didn’t expect that
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Re: What was your worst date`?

Unread postby Magic J » 4 March 2019, 20:05

At a bar. Went to get the dude a drink, only to find upon my return that he’d completely forgotten the basic mechanics of a date, and had, quite audaciously, sidelined moi in favour of a far better looking man! I know, scandalous, right? In all fairness, he was a lot better looking. Like, I probably would have too, had I the gumption. Let’s not moralise, here.

Anyway, this was way too much for my incredibly fragile self-esteem. Went back home a drank a bottle of vodka in dead silence before blacking out on flatmate’s sofa. Honestly, it was much the same as any other night, except that I might have cried a little bit… Actually, scratch that, it was the same as every other night. :P

Yeah, probably the worst one. I mean, I gave that guy the benefit of the doubt! He was a lib dem activist, for Christ sake! Probably dodged a bullet, now that I think of it…

Sherri wrote:...barely-surviving musician... self-absorbed... pretentious... actually crazy...

Personally, this is the level I'm aiming for. :P

ajakes124 wrote:I went out with this lawyer and he had a fight with the waitress and manager...

Could have been a horribly misdirected attempt to impress you with a show of dominance. Which would make it... even worse, actually. :lol:
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Re: What was your worst date`?

Unread postby ajakes124 » 6 March 2019, 11:47

weird way to do it lol.. i just find lawyers and people studying law so pretentious. my number 1 dating rule atm is no lawyers
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Re: What was your worst date`?

Unread postby Eryx » 7 March 2019, 16:56

My worst date was my first date. I had just turned 18, and met him through OkCupid. We decided to have lunch together, but when I got there I noticed he was extremely different from what his pictures suggested. He was very skinny, looked almost unhealthy (nowadays I realize he was probably a drug user), his skin looked terrible and his voice was really annoying.

We were eating and then he left for the bathroom. At that point I took out my cellphone and texted my best friend at the time telling him about the date and how disappointed I was. That's when I realized I had sent the text to my date.

He returned from the bathroom and looked at his phone. He asked, "Why did you text me while we're both here?" I could only reply, "I'm so sorry..." and turned completely red. He looked incredulous and we ate without speaking.

After we both left he texted me saying he could prove to me that he was better than I thought. I never replied.
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Re: What was your worst date`?

Unread postby SweetBoy2312 » 8 March 2019, 21:52

Eryx wrote:My worst date was my first date. I had just turned 18, and met him through OkCupid. We decided to have lunch together, but when I got there I noticed he was extremely different from what his pictures suggested. He was very skinny, looked almost unhealthy (nowadays I realize he was probably a drug user), his skin looked terrible and his voice was really annoying.

We were eating and then he left for the bathroom. At that point I took out my cellphone and texted my best friend at the time telling him about the date and how disappointed I was. That's when I realized I had sent the text to my date.

He returned from the bathroom and looked at his phone. He asked, "Why did you text me while we're both here?" I could only reply, "I'm so sorry..." and turned completely red. He looked incredulous and we ate without speaking.

After we both left he texted me saying he could prove to me that he was better than I thought. I never replied.


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Re: What was your worst date`?

Unread postby LostGuy94 » 17 March 2019, 15:43

Not a date as such but at our school's Christmas Disco one year, my mate went on and on about setting me up with this girl who really had a thing for me but I was too dumb and naive to totally notice it at the time, eventually I said yes to shut him up, suffice to say she was thrilled at this. Things turned really ugly when we returned after the holidays when she found out what happened and that I didn't feel the way that she felt about me, this made for things difficult for any of us to talk to each other for a little while.
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