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Your current relationship status?

Unread postby Safigooner » 16 April 2020, 19:43

General question to get to know better the audience of these forums.
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Re: You current status ?

Unread postby Marmaduke » 16 April 2020, 19:43

Why? Are you planning on trying to sell us something?
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Re: You current status ?

Unread postby Safigooner » 16 April 2020, 19:45

Marmaduke wrote:Why? Are you planning on trying to sell us something?


Maybe
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Re: You current status ?

Unread postby Marmaduke » 16 April 2020, 19:47

Like what?

Is it a trampoline?
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Unread postby Safigooner » 16 April 2020, 19:51

Marmaduke wrote:Like what?

Is it a trampoline?


Dying to know how a trampoline seller would benefit from knowing your relationship status before selling you one
Details please !
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Re: You current status ?

Unread postby Marmaduke » 16 April 2020, 19:53

Well couples aren’t big buyers of trampolines, because you can’t usually bounce together. So a predominantly single audience might prove preferable to a trampoline salesman, wouldn’t you agree?
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Re: You current status ?

Unread postby Eos » 16 April 2020, 19:54

It is quite simple, if you don't jump high enough, that means you're not happy enough and thus you're single !
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Re: You current status ?

Unread postby GearFetTwinkRomance » 16 April 2020, 19:56

Not much into jumping. Could I get a Cello?
I mean, in case it wasn't that expensive. And you could keep the case.
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Re: You current status ?

Unread postby Marmaduke » 16 April 2020, 20:03

So do you have any pictures of the trampoline?
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Re: You current status ?

Unread postby Safigooner » 16 April 2020, 20:05

Marmaduke wrote:Well couples aren’t big buyers of trampolines, because you can’t usually bounce together. So a predominantly single audience might prove preferable to a trampoline salesman, wouldn’t you agree?


I am really impressed how you could come up with such bs (though it is kind of a convincing point u got lmao ) so fast !
U got a business mind my friend , i like that.
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Re: You current status ?

Unread postby Marmaduke » 16 April 2020, 20:06

So are you not selling trampolines? :squint:
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Re: You current status ?

Unread postby Safigooner » 16 April 2020, 20:07

sorry to burst your bubble, but I am not
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Re: You current status ?

Unread postby Marmaduke » 16 April 2020, 20:08

So what are you selling?
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Re: You current status ?

Unread postby GearFetTwinkRomance » 16 April 2020, 20:22

Marmaduke wrote:So what are you selling?



Let it be cheap Celli made on Squornshellish Zeta. They've got that certain bog twang.
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Re: You current status ?

Unread postby Marmaduke » 16 April 2020, 20:23

GearFetTwinkRomance wrote:
Marmaduke wrote:So what are you selling?



Let it be cheap Celli made on Squornshellish Zeta. They've got that certain bog twang.

More and more I find myself wishing you’d shut up.
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Re: You current status ?

Unread postby GearFetTwinkRomance » 16 April 2020, 23:33

Marmaduke wrote:
GearFetTwinkRomance wrote:
Marmaduke wrote:So what are you selling?



Let it be cheap Celli made on Squornshellish Zeta. They've got that certain bog twang.

More and more I find myself wishing you’d shut up.


This is one of the occasions where I don't see the joke.
I did not mean to anger you though, so wish granted.
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Re: Your current relationship status?

Unread postby Eryx » 17 April 2020, 18:16

"Still" and "already" weren't really necessary lol
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