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Best & Worst Sex Stories?

Unread postby itsunderstood » 8 August 2019, 13:53

My best sex story wasn't to extravagant it was just very easy to get into.
My worst i was a virgin & the guy couldn't find the hole and when he did he rammed in there & start humping like a jack rabbit with an inadequate amount of lube... and i was bleeding
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Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 9 August 2019, 04:37

One time Ichol (Ben) explosively shat liquid feces all on this guy's dick and he was completely mortified. I'm not sure if I was supposed to disclose this to anyone because Colin told me in private years ago but it brings me so much joy when I remember and I just can't keep it bottled up any longer.
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Unread postby Eryx » 13 August 2019, 03:21

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Re: Best & Worst Sex Stories?

Unread postby Yeauxleaux » 13 August 2019, 13:15

I don't recall any really terrible experiences, like any I look back on and either feel embarrassment or second-hand embarrassment for the other guy.

One time I had forgot that I'd wanked off a guy while I had lube on my hands and then I went to suck him off. I had to wash my mouth out it tasted so vile.

The best sex I ever had also had the most random and kinda gross thing happen in a way. Anyway I hooked up with this Egyptian dude who fucked me better than anyone else has ever fucked me, he was so good and so hot omg. However half way through sex the condom vanished, and we spent a while looking where it might have gone. In the end we gave up and just carried on with a new condom.

I realised what had happened to the condom after I got home. It hadn't gone anywhere, I was... ahem... "carrying it" the whole time.
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Re: Best & Worst Sex Stories?

Unread postby Jryski » 14 August 2019, 14:18

Ummm.... missionary, he was on top, he passed out like few seconds in and almost smashed his head into my face, started snoring, I woke him up a couple of times and he denied that he blacked out and fell asleep, he blamed me for not being into it and that's why he was "slowing down" when in reality I let him snore on top and inside me for a whole 2-3 minutes. I was fuckin pissed. Can't stand people who do ghb.
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Re: Best & Worst Sex Stories?

Unread postby MD80 » 16 August 2019, 13:51

Best sex I've ever had was a few years ago at a friend's house. I was spending the weekend over the 4th of July and we got drunk and started goofing on porn. Before I knew it we were taking our clothes off and fucking all over the living room, literally. I'm mostly a bottom but I topped him on top of his living room coffee table and, wow, the orgasm was sooo intense. :thumbsupwink:

Worst sex was when I was 24 and my ex fucked me one morning before work. He was drilling me hard and when he pulled out I shat the bed. :blargh:
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Unread postby PeterNS » 12 May 2021, 00:50

Best story: My first sex, with an older guy I fell in love with, he was very gentle and introduced me into the world of gay relationships.
Worst story: I was raped by two guys. I went to a gay sauna and even though I said "no" several times they just did it.
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Unread postby weedan » 15 May 2021, 21:40

Best was a surprise threesome with 2 guys. Was busy sucking a guy in his Livingroom, his doorbell rings, so he trots off to answer it. He comes back a couple of mins later with another guy (who was gorgeous i might add) he says that i had told him i love threesomes so he had arranged one for me. They both took turns with me over about 3 hours. After the host fucked me 1st time he disappeared in the bathroom for a few mins, he comes back and his pal is fucking me bare he says he did not know that this was an option so the rest of the time it was all bare. Was very very horny. I even hooked up with his pal two days later him and his boyfriend both used me.

Worst

Got partly dressed drove over 30 mins to a guys place. He lets me in and says i can finish dressing in his bedroom. So all dressed now. Thigh high boots the works. I give him a shout and he comes in. He says i look fab etc etc. Im on knees sucking him and he stops me and tells me that he is done and could i leave. WTF i was sucking him like 5 mins and thats it.....
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Unread postby DY4real » 16 May 2021, 08:19

Best sex
Some of the best sex I ever had was with older black man. Met him at his office. He had a huge thick and long cock with beautiful hanging balls. He had me wear a man thong. Had me bend over a chair and he ate my booty so good that he was rock hard when I finally gave him head. And I soaked his cock and balls! I was so honry he slid in me no problem! He loved I didnt run away from his huge dick! I loved his had lay on my back on his desk. I was so hard myself! I came before him! I had him pull out and cum in my mouth when he was ready.
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Re: Best & Worst Sex Stories?

Unread postby Petite » 20 May 2021, 17:11

Most awkward sex was with a guy who told me that that he lived with his sister. He asked me to come over to his place and I thought she'd be gone somewhere but she was there, I had a quick chat with her for a few min to introduce myself and then I went upstairs with my partner. Lol it was so awkward I didn't know what to think and I could hardly relax.
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Unread postby McTaggartfan » 22 May 2021, 10:06

Petite wrote:Most awkward sex was with a guy who told me that that he lived with his sister. He asked me to come over to his place and I thought she'd be gone somewhere but she was there, I had a quick chat with her for a few min to introduce myself and then I went upstairs with my partner. Lol it was so awkward I didn't know what to think and I could hardly relax.


Yeah. I'd have been a bit uncomfortable with that too
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Unread postby weedan » 23 May 2021, 23:10

McTaggartfan wrote:
Petite wrote:Most awkward sex was with a guy who told me that that he lived with his sister. He asked me to come over to his place and I thought she'd be gone somewhere but she was there, I had a quick chat with her for a few min to introduce myself and then I went upstairs with my partner. Lol it was so awkward I didn't know what to think and I could hardly relax.


Yeah. I'd have been a bit uncomfortable with that too


Ditto the only thing that would have been worse in my mind would have been if his parents had been there as well.
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Re: Best & Worst Sex Stories?

Unread postby McTaggartfan » 23 May 2021, 23:16

weedan wrote:
McTaggartfan wrote:
Petite wrote:Most awkward sex was with a guy who told me that that he lived with his sister. He asked me to come over to his place and I thought she'd be gone somewhere but she was there, I had a quick chat with her for a few min to introduce myself and then I went upstairs with my partner. Lol it was so awkward I didn't know what to think and I could hardly relax.


Yeah. I'd have been a bit uncomfortable with that too


Ditto the only thing that would have been worse in my mind would have been if his parents had been there as well.


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Re: Best & Worst Sex Stories?

Unread postby Petite » 24 May 2021, 07:38

weedan wrote:
McTaggartfan wrote:
Petite wrote:Most awkward sex was with a guy who told me that that he lived with his sister. He asked me to come over to his place and I thought she'd be gone somewhere but she was there, I had a quick chat with her for a few min to introduce myself and then I went upstairs with my partner. Lol it was so awkward I didn't know what to think and I could hardly relax.


Yeah. I'd have been a bit uncomfortable with that too


Ditto the only thing that would have been worse in my mind would have been if his parents had been there as well.

I wouldn't be surprised if they were actually somewhere in the house watching tv or something, I just haven't met them. It was awkward. Haven't met the guy after that.
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Re: Best & Worst Sex Stories?

Unread postby steflois » 24 May 2021, 08:29

Petite wrote:
weedan wrote:
McTaggartfan wrote:
Petite wrote:Most awkward sex was with a guy who told me that that he lived with his sister. He asked me to come over to his place and I thought she'd be gone somewhere but she was there, I had a quick chat with her for a few min to introduce myself and then I went upstairs with my partner. Lol it was so awkward I didn't know what to think and I could hardly relax.


Yeah. I'd have been a bit uncomfortable with that too


Ditto the only thing that would have been worse in my mind would have been if his parents had been there as well.

I wouldn't be surprised if they were actually somewhere in the house watching tv or something, I just haven't met them. It was awkward. Haven't met the guy after that.


LOL!

My worst story is that I got bitten by a jeallous cat on the toe and it bled. I was smootching etc and suddenly a black mini panther named Dr. Claws attacked me and bit my toe so hard. That cat had issues! After wards he was scratching the bedroom door to get in...I was afraid to go to the toilet to pee...
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Re: Best & Worst Sex Stories?

Unread postby René » 25 May 2021, 15:48

steflois wrote:Dr. Claws

:lol:
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Re: Best & Worst Sex Stories?

Unread postby steflois » 26 May 2021, 07:32

René wrote:
steflois wrote:Dr. Claws

:lol:

A mean little fucker, I assure you! That name suits him.
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Re: Best & Worst Sex Stories?

Unread postby Ballparkdogg » 9 June 2021, 05:10

Best sex was a guy at met at the gym. He was 10 years older than me. We went back to his place had hot sex all night. The worst sex was when the guy I was with had bad body odor.
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