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Best & Worst Sex Stories?

Unread postby itsunderstood » 8 August 2019, 13:53

My best sex story wasn't to extravagant it was just very easy to get into.
My worst i was a virgin & the guy couldn't find the hole and when he did he rammed in there & start humping like a jack rabbit with an inadequate amount of lube... and i was bleeding
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Re: Best & Worst Sex Stories?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 9 August 2019, 04:37

One time Ichol (Ben) explosively shat liquid feces all on this guy's dick and he was completely mortified. I'm not sure if I was supposed to disclose this to anyone because Colin told me in private years ago but it brings me so much joy when I remember and I just can't keep it bottled up any longer.
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Re: Best & Worst Sex Stories?

Unread postby Eryx » 13 August 2019, 03:21

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Re: Best & Worst Sex Stories?

Unread postby Yeauxleaux » 13 August 2019, 13:15

I don't recall any really terrible experiences, like any I look back on and either feel embarrassment or second-hand embarrassment for the other guy.

One time I had forgot that I'd wanked off a guy while I had lube on my hands and then I went to suck him off. I had to wash my mouth out it tasted so vile.

The best sex I ever had also had the most random and kinda gross thing happen in a way. Anyway I hooked up with this Egyptian dude who fucked me better than anyone else has ever fucked me, he was so good and so hot omg. However half way through sex the condom vanished, and we spent a while looking where it might have gone. In the end we gave up and just carried on with a new condom.

I realised what had happened to the condom after I got home. It hadn't gone anywhere, I was... ahem... "carrying it" the whole time.
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Re: Best & Worst Sex Stories?

Unread postby Jryski » 14 August 2019, 14:18

Ummm.... missionary, he was on top, he passed out like few seconds in and almost smashed his head into my face, started snoring, I woke him up a couple of times and he denied that he blacked out and fell asleep, he blamed me for not being into it and that's why he was "slowing down" when in reality I let him snore on top and inside me for a whole 2-3 minutes. I was fuckin pissed. Can't stand people who do ghb.
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Re: Best & Worst Sex Stories?

Unread postby MD80 » 16 August 2019, 13:51

Best sex I've ever had was a few years ago at a friend's house. I was spending the weekend over the 4th of July and we got drunk and started goofing on porn. Before I knew it we were taking our clothes off and fucking all over the living room, literally. I'm mostly a bottom but I topped him on top of his living room coffee table and, wow, the orgasm was sooo intense. :thumbsupwink:

Worst sex was when I was 24 and my ex fucked me one morning before work. He was drilling me hard and when he pulled out I shat the bed. :blargh:
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