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Unread postby ron6 » 27 July 2020, 19:31

Hey guys. I have a problem. I am preparing for anal sex. When I use an enema to try to clean my anus, I do it like 20 times in a row, and it's still dirty. It seems like it never becomes clean. What do you think is going on and what is your advice?
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Re: Cleaning with enema

Unread postby René » 27 July 2020, 20:22

An enema is a medical procedure and completely inappropriate for this purpose. Dangerous in the long term (especially if you engage in casual sex). Just take Pure for Men and maintain a good diet instead.

I take 3 capsules twice a day with main meals in addition to watching what I eat and am reliably ready for sex and totally clean inside and out between 1 and 4 times every day.
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Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 27 July 2020, 20:41

Douching out bottoms is half the fun. You can also save the residual water to use as liquid compost for your flower garden.
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Re: Cleaning with enema

Unread postby René » 27 July 2020, 21:13

René wrote:An enema is a medical procedure and completely inappropriate for this purpose. Dangerous in the long term (especially if you engage in casual sex). Just take Pure for Men and maintain a good diet instead.

I take 3 capsules twice a day with main meals in addition to watching what I eat and am reliably ready for sex and totally clean inside and out between 1 and 4 times every day.

Actually got told a few moments ago I am "always ridiculously clean now", haha :D
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Re: Cleaning with enema

Unread postby PopTart » 27 July 2020, 22:42

poolerboy0077 wrote:Douching out bottoms is half the fun. You can also save the residual water to use as liquid compost for your flower garden.

Oh my god... :facepalm2: :rofl:
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Re: Cleaning with enema

Unread postby Brenden » 27 July 2020, 22:45

René wrote:
René wrote:I take 3 capsules twice a day with main meals in addition to watching what I eat and am reliably ready for sex and totally clean inside and out between 1 and 4 times every day.

Actually got told a few moments ago I am "always ridiculously clean now", haha :D

He is!

That shit's legit.
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Re: Cleaning with enema

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 28 July 2020, 00:23

PopTart wrote:
poolerboy0077 wrote:Douching out bottoms is half the fun. You can also save the residual water to use as liquid compost for your flower garden.

Oh my god... :facepalm2: :rofl:

I mean, call it pseudoscience if you wish but once I took the douche juice from this twink who had the pinkest bussy and used it for my hydrangeas and guess what? They got pinker! You can’t explain that! /O’Reilly :oface:
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Re: Cleaning with enema

Unread postby PopTart » 28 July 2020, 00:48

poolerboy0077 wrote:
PopTart wrote:
poolerboy0077 wrote:Douching out bottoms is half the fun. You can also save the residual water to use as liquid compost for your flower garden.

Oh my god... :facepalm2: :rofl:

I mean, call it pseudoscience if you wish but once I took the douche juice from this twink who had the pinkest bussy and used it for my hydrangeas and guess what? They got pinker! You can’t explain that! /O’Reilly :oface:

Did you account for your own innate gay presence, enpinkening all that you touch? Might also explain the exceptionally pink bussy, was it that pink precoitus are did you wand it and in so doing pinkify his pucker?

The douche juice may be purely coincidental? This is sounding like shoddy science.
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Re: Cleaning with enema

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 28 July 2020, 17:35

So what are you saying? I’m some kind of pink-coloring King Midas? :o
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Re: Cleaning with enema

Unread postby PopTart » 28 July 2020, 21:38

poolerboy0077 wrote:So what are you saying? I’m some kind of pink-coloring King Midas? :o

Yes.

And like King Midas, this could be quite the money maker, just think of the implications in the anal bleaching industry.

Now don't forget, that with great power, comes great responsibility.
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Re: Cleaning with enema

Unread postby Valso » 30 July 2020, 03:28

ron6 wrote:Hey guys. I have a problem. I am preparing for anal sex. When I use an enema to try to clean my anus, I do it like 20 times in a row, and it's still dirty. It seems like it never becomes clean. What do you think is going on and what is your advice?

I've been looking at this topic ever since you posted it and I wanted to ask you something: isn't the enema an overkill? Ofc it's your body and you can do whatever you want with it but an enema seems a little excessive to me. When I'm going to bottom I just eat a little and only things that will take long time to digest, thus no need for an enema.
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