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Unread postby Cousin Itt » 22 March 2020, 11:22

Since I can't seem to find a real one to play with lol . I'm thinking about getting a dildo. Can anyone recommend a realistic one that feels like skin not plastic.and what's the best side to order from?
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Unread postby Marmaduke » 22 March 2020, 11:55

Not that we don’t love being reminded by someone that they can’t get dick, and repeatedly asked for help on how they may better get off from time to time, but I must ask; you realise there are other sections of this forum, right? We’re not here to offer a basic introduction to the fundamentals of sex. We’re a community. The time has come to take part.
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Unread postby Cousin Itt » 22 March 2020, 17:30

With that attitude it not a community I want to be apart of.
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Unread postby Marmaduke » 22 March 2020, 17:36

It's not a community you ever took part of before that attitude either.

This isn't some sort of weird dildo concierge.
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Unread postby Cousin Itt » 23 March 2020, 01:36

Just because i asked about dildo is no reason to be an asshole
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Unread postby Capt._Trips » 23 March 2020, 14:44

Look for a multi layer silicone. There are specific brands that specialize in life like dildos. So just search Google for that and you'll get plenty of options.
I'd recommend going to an actual sex shop if you can. You'll get more help there. But I understand not wanting to go that route.

I've only ever ordered from Adam and eve and had a good experience. I'd avoid ordering from overseas. Especially China. This is going in your body you want to make sure its produced under the best quality control standards possible. And well China isn't known to have the best standards.

A quick Google search should bring up a bunch of options.
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Unread postby Eos » 23 March 2020, 19:04

Marmalade : you're not being helpful at all, you seem to be on this topic just to complain about the subject. Just don't go on thread you're not interested in.

"We’re not here to offer a basic introduction to the fundamentals of sex. "
You don't get to decide what users will offer. And there has been many thread on basic and useful stuff.
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Unread postby Marmaduke » 23 March 2020, 19:10

Eos wrote:Marmalade : you're not being helpful at all, you seem to be on this topic just to complain about the subject. Just don't go on thread you're not interested in.

"We’re not here to offer a basic introduction to the fundamentals of sex. "
You don't get to decide what users will offer. And there has been many thread on basic and useful stuff.

I’m not being helpful. That’s quite the point. And right you are, there have been many threads on just this sort of stuff. Dozens. All with the same answers. Over and over again. And whilst I have time and understanding for people that join to ask a question, this guy doesn’t actually give a fuck about the forum or the community and just keeps popping in for tips on how he may deal with his lack of a sex life.
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Unread postby Cousin Itt » 23 March 2020, 23:40

And where else is a person supposed to get advice when i have no gay friends. You jackass. I have a lack of dick in my life. And im still not as bitchy as you
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Unread postby Marmaduke » 23 March 2020, 23:41

Cousin Itt wrote:And where else is a person supposed to get get advice when i have no gay friends. You jackass.

My point is that you need to engage outside of this thread and maybe make some gay friends, you spastic.
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Unread postby Cousin Itt » 23 March 2020, 23:46

You can be nicer about it
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Unread postby Marmaduke » 23 March 2020, 23:49

Oh I’m sorry, am I missing something? Because so far, the only thing you wanna talk about is sticking stuff up your ass. Am I supposed to be begging you to get involved elsewhere? Or perhaps should you being taking a less typically defeatist approach and making a bit of an effort to demonstrate that I have been an unfairly dismissive prick in suggesting that all you want to talk about is cock?
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Unread postby Magic J » 23 March 2020, 23:52

Eos wrote:Marmalade

Ha ha ha! Marmalade marmalade la la la la la!

Cousin Itt wrote:what's the best side to order from?


Bad Dragon.

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Unread postby Cousin Itt » 24 March 2020, 00:35

Marmaduke wrote:Oh I’m sorry, am I missing something? Because so far, the only thing you wanna talk about is sticking stuff up your ass. Am I supposed to be begging you to get involved elsewhere? Or perhaps should you being taking a less typically defeatist approach and making a bit of an effort to demonstrate that I have been an unfairly dismissive prick in suggesting that all you want to talk about is cock?



It none your your consern what i post or where i post. So climb down off your high horse you fucking drama queen
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Unread postby Marmaduke » 24 March 2020, 07:03

Cousin Itt wrote:
Marmaduke wrote:Oh I’m sorry, am I missing something? Because so far, the only thing you wanna talk about is sticking stuff up your ass. Am I supposed to be begging you to get involved elsewhere? Or perhaps should you being taking a less typically defeatist approach and making a bit of an effort to demonstrate that I have been an unfairly dismissive prick in suggesting that all you want to talk about is cock?



It none your your consern what i post or where i post. So climb down off your high horse you fucking drama queen

It is exactly my concern.
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