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Re: Have you ever been caught in a sexual act by family member? xD

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 26 July 2020, 02:33

René wrote:
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René wrote:My brother and I both caught each other jacking off once...

Hold up. Caught each other? Does this suggest that both of you were jacking off, and that at least one of you was roaming around whilst doing so, such that you could stumble across one another? A perambulatory wank? Interesting technique, if so. :P

Not at the same time! :lol:

He caught me at night at home at my computer one time. I caught him while on a family holiday in a room I thought had no one in it. :P

Were any of you mid nut by any chance?
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Re: Have you ever been caught in a sexual act by family member? xD

Unread postby René » 26 July 2020, 09:36

poolerboy0077 wrote:
René wrote:
Magic J wrote:
René wrote:My brother and I both caught each other jacking off once...

Hold up. Caught each other? Does this suggest that both of you were jacking off, and that at least one of you was roaming around whilst doing so, such that you could stumble across one another? A perambulatory wank? Interesting technique, if so. :P

Not at the same time! :lol:

He caught me at night at home at my computer one time. I caught him while on a family holiday in a room I thought had no one in it. :P

Were any of you mid nut by any chance?

I don't remember. Don't think so.

But then maybe you'll like this, haha: my mom did once walk in on me in my bedroom jacking off under the duvet. That was mid-nut for sure. :P She didn't exactly catch me as she couldn't see and I just froze instantly and replied to whatever she was asking/telling me about. But that sure didn't feel nice. :oface:
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Re: Have you ever been caught in a sexual act by family member? xD

Unread postby Jasper1 » 26 July 2020, 21:10

biguy87 wrote:I hate to say it mate but did you actually lose your virginity that night? If you got interrupted I assume you didn't finish, and if you didn't finish does it even count? :gaping:


Dammit! :facepalm:
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Re: Have you ever been caught in a sexual act by family member? xD

Unread postby Valso » 26 July 2020, 21:14

Jasper1 wrote:Dammit! :facepalm:

I guess you didn't see my post earlier:

Valso wrote:
biguy87 wrote:If you got interrupted I assume you didn't finish, and if you didn't finish does it even count?

Penetration is what counts, not emptying the clip. Just like on World of Tanks. :P
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Re: Have you ever been caught in a sexual act by family member? xD

Unread postby biguy87 » 27 July 2020, 08:38

Magic J wrote:Hold up. Caught each other? Does this suggest that both of you were jacking off, and that at least one of you was roaming around whilst doing so, such that you could stumble across one another? A perambulatory wank? Interesting technique, if so. :P


That was how I read this initially! I assumed someone was doing some extreme multi tasking and knocking a quick one out on the move.
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Re: Have you ever been caught in a sexual act by family member? xD

Unread postby René » 27 July 2020, 08:47

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Re: Have you ever been caught in a sexual act by family member? xD

Unread postby jaredjoy90 » 31 July 2020, 23:00

Haha I live downtown and my parents live in the suburbs and my parents and they have keys for my townhouse. They decided go on a date and use my condo to spend the night. I am an electrician and work in remote locations quite often, they thought I was gone but it was actually the next week I was due to leave town...

Anyway, they came in while my boyfriend at the time was ramming me from behind. Oh the shock. Thank goodness they didn't really want to talk about it right away. A few days later we talked about it, the were willing to accept me being gay, the bigger concern was that I'm a bottom and they wanted me to practice safe sex and stay healthy.
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Re: Have you ever been caught in a sexual act by family member? xD

Unread postby betonhaus » 8 August 2020, 06:44

I don't believe I've ever been caught.
bu way back when my sister yelled at me for spitting on the bathroom floor where she slipped on it

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it wasn't spit :pukey:
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Re: Have you ever been caught in a sexual act by family member? xD

Unread postby Valso » 10 August 2020, 00:27

betonhaus wrote:it wasn't spit


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