How Often do you Masturbate?

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how often do you masturbate?

10 + per day
5
3%
7-9 times a day
1
1%
4-6 times a day
7
5%
1-3 times a day
135
87%
Never
7
5%
 
Total votes : 155

Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby SpaceOctopus » 14 April 2013, 22:59

So, there's an option of 10+ times a day but nothing below daily? More than once in a day is a really rare occasion for me.

p.s. I believe masturbating is good for you. Watching porn excessively - probably not so.
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby Lucas » 14 April 2013, 22:59

Blaz wrote:
Lucas wrote:
Xan wrote:
Lucas wrote:Once or twice, it is really time consuming, and I would bet doing it more wouldn't be good for my body.


Why exactly do you think masturbating would be bad for your body? :crazy:


Doing it more than twice a day hurts my dick, and I don't just beat off in like 10 minutes, it's like thirty, so it just gets uncomfortable.


Whoa gurl. Do you have problems with sex too?


hahaha I like how NOT being a chronic masturbater means I have a problem. :lol:
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby Blaz » 14 April 2013, 23:47

Lucas wrote:
Blaz wrote:
Lucas wrote:
Xan wrote:
Lucas wrote:Once or twice, it is really time consuming, and I would bet doing it more wouldn't be good for my body.


Why exactly do you think masturbating would be bad for your body? :crazy:


Doing it more than twice a day hurts my dick, and I don't just beat off in like 10 minutes, it's like thirty, so it just gets uncomfortable.


Whoa gurl. Do you have problems with sex too?



hahaha I like how NOT being a chronic masturbater means I have a problem. :lol:

Noooo the fact that you apparently have pain from jerking off is alerting.
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby Welp » 15 April 2013, 12:42

Adam88 wrote:
Welp wrote:guhh


lol wut

I was climaxing at the very moment I was posting.
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby Lucas » 15 April 2013, 12:46

Welp wrote:
Adam88 wrote:
Welp wrote:guhh


lol wut

I was climaxing at the very moment I was posting.


hahaha you might just be my new favorite poster.

Blaz wrote:
Lucas wrote:
Blaz wrote:
Lucas wrote:
Xan wrote:
Lucas wrote:Once or twice, it is really time consuming, and I would bet doing it more wouldn't be good for my body.


Why exactly do you think masturbating would be bad for your body? :crazy:


Doing it more than twice a day hurts my dick, and I don't just beat off in like 10 minutes, it's like thirty, so it just gets uncomfortable.


Whoa gurl. Do you have problems with sex too?



hahaha I like how NOT being a chronic masturbater means I have a problem. :lol:

Noooo the fact that you apparently have pain from jerking off is alerting.


Everyone's dick gets sore if they masturbate too much, and I have quite the endowment, so it takes quite a bit of effort. It's not fun after the second go.
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby Mephisto » 23 April 2013, 00:53

To be fair, it might be a cut vs uncut thing. I know someone who's cut and gets incredibly sore if he has even one good jerk a day.

Poor guy. :rofl:
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby Bookface » 23 April 2013, 01:04

do we also count if we do it to some1 else? cos then it would probly like i dunno im not a slut shut up
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby PilotMan727 » 24 April 2013, 11:00

If you jerk it more than 10+ a day... you need a more engaging hobby haha!

3 time a week is a pretty good balance!
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby RyanRich » 24 April 2013, 14:04

Blaz wrote:Jerk myself off? What is this a third world country? I have people to take care of that for me thank you very much.


haha oh god that made me laugh so hard
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby Adam88 » 24 April 2013, 18:37

Mephisto wrote:To be fair, it might be a cut vs uncut thing. I know someone who's cut and gets incredibly sore if he has even one good jerk a day.

Poor guy. :rofl:


That's terrible! Unfortunately, I'm cut, but I never get sore....
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby Upsidedownorangejuice » 12 May 2013, 22:47

cant really answer the poll -_- just don't feel the need to with my BF but i still do it maby once every 2 weeks
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby Blaz » 12 May 2013, 23:09

Mephisto wrote:To be fair, it might be a cut vs uncut thing. I know someone who's cut and gets incredibly sore if he has even one good jerk a day.

Poor guy. :rofl:


Really? I've always found that cut guys generally like it rougher. Since with most cases of circumcision there occurs loss of sensitivity.
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby DaisyBoy » 23 May 2013, 15:48

4-6 times a day.
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby Sherri » 23 May 2013, 15:51

Welp wrote:
Adam88 wrote:
Welp wrote:guhh


lol wut

I was climaxing at the very moment I was posting.


I giggled.

OT: What the fuck @ this poll. You can either jack off at least 7 times a week or NEVER. Gap much?
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby Mr Writer » 12 January 2017, 22:19

Blaz wrote:Jerk myself off? What is this a third world country? I have people to take care of that for me thank you very much.


:lol:
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby rogonandi » 13 January 2017, 02:21

I usually do it once every other day...sometimes less if I'm really tired from work or in a depression. :)
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby Prince_G_24 » 13 January 2017, 03:18

Usually once or twice a day, sometimes 3. Record was 11. It's pretty amazing what absolute boredom will drive you to do
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby Lucas » 13 January 2017, 04:18

Very rarely.
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby Brasileiro » 13 January 2017, 19:55

Weird how you go from 1-3 a day to never.
How about adding every other day, or a few times a week, and a few times a month or ocassionally or something?

And I think it would be handy if you would devide it in singles and people with a partner.
I have a partner and we have daily sex, so the need to masturbate is not really there.
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 14 January 2017, 01:38

Sherri wrote:OT: What the fuck @ this poll. You can either jack off at least 7 times a week or NEVER. Gap much?

If it's 7 times a week, it's probably more of a gape than a gap.
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