How Often do you Masturbate?

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how often do you masturbate?

10 + per day
6
3%
7-9 times a day
1
1%
4-6 times a day
8
5%
1-3 times a day
151
87%
Never
8
5%
 
Total votes : 174

Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 2 February 2018, 17:30

I used to sing this Alice in a Wonderland song in high school with the lyrics modified: “I’m late. I’m late. No time to masturbate. I’m late, I’m late, I’m late, I’m late, no time to masturbate!” In a nutshell, it’s easier to ask me when I’m not fapping. I’m doing it right now as I’m typing this.

This is me, except replace “prayer” with “fapping”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mXl8C4-M_4&t=10m1s
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby keks190 » 4 February 2018, 14:53

Mostly early in the morning
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby mastmck » 17 November 2018, 23:52

When I was younger I used to do it once a day but now I try to only do it once a week but sometimes two to three times a week depending on how stressed I am and on my mood
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 18 November 2018, 02:13

poolerboy0077 wrote:This is me, except replace “prayer” with “fapping”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mXl8C4-M_4&t=10m1s

:lol: So true


Oh old me from February! I say the darnedest things.
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby bubbling_over » 24 November 2018, 20:17

I have days where I'm constantly "in the mood" for it and then there's days where i don't feel like it at all...
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby Satsuma » 25 November 2018, 17:13

Honestly I have no idea.
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby mxguy01 » 25 November 2018, 17:47

Zoop wrote:Honestly I have no idea.


It's that high of a number?!? LoL
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby Brenden » 25 November 2018, 21:35

This thread’s poll was so useless. :lol:
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 26 November 2018, 02:49

Leave the OP alone, he’s a Belieber. He means well. :(
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby Eryx » 28 November 2018, 13:29

I'm just surprised there are 10 people who voted "10+ per day". Can there be any penis left after all that?
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby mxguy01 » 28 November 2018, 16:25

Eryx wrote:I'm just surprised there are 10 people who voted "10+ per day". Can there be any penis left after all that?


How about the six that said they never...
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby CrtnyCox » 19 December 2018, 02:56

2 - 3 times a day.
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby erti » 19 December 2018, 05:44

i hardly ever masturbate but use to frequently. because of my medication my libido has went into the gutter and i have a hard time trying to orgasm.
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby jdjeando » 21 December 2018, 11:31

Less than once a week
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 21 December 2018, 20:58

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Who’s with me?
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Hunter: sometimes I think I was literally born to be a pornstar
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby Shocker@top » 24 December 2018, 13:40

Very rarely, always been the same since my teens and now I'm 40... Never experienced the pleasure in it. Am I missing something. BF does at least 2-3 times a day.
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby Jjaawlco » 7 April 2019, 16:59

I answered 1 to 3 times, bu my question is.....how often do you master ate but not ejaculate? For me it's the same 1 to 3 but have gone as many as 7 days before enjoy the orgasm
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?

Unread postby Brenden » 7 April 2019, 17:06

Jjaawlco wrote:I answered 1 to 3 times, bu my question is.....how often do you master ate but not ejaculate? For me it's the same 1 to 3 but have gone as many as 7 days before enjoy the orgasm

That's some crazy committed edging right there.
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