How Often do you Masturbate?
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I used to sing this Alice in a Wonderland song in high school with the lyrics modified: “I’m late. I’m late. No time to masturbate. I’m late, I’m late, I’m late, I’m late, no time to masturbate!” In a nutshell, it’s easier to ask me when I’m not fapping. I’m doing it right now as I’m typing this.
This is me, except replace “prayer” with “fapping”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mXl8C4-M_4&t=10m1s
This is me, except replace “prayer” with “fapping”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mXl8C4-M_4&t=10m1s
Blow: "Nowadays even Liam can release an album of his screechy vocals and it'll probably go #1..."
Ramzus: I can admit that I'm horny just about 24/7
homomorphism: I used to not think your name was deshay and that Erick was just being racist
Hunter: sometimes I think I was literally born to be a pornstar
Ramzus: I can admit that I'm horny just about 24/7
homomorphism: I used to not think your name was deshay and that Erick was just being racist
Hunter: sometimes I think I was literally born to be a pornstar
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Mostly early in the morning
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When I was younger I used to do it once a day but now I try to only do it once a week but sometimes two to three times a week depending on how stressed I am and on my mood
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poolerboy0077 wrote:This is me, except replace “prayer” with “fapping”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mXl8C4-M_4&t=10m1s

Oh old me from February! I say the darnedest things.
Blow: "Nowadays even Liam can release an album of his screechy vocals and it'll probably go #1..."
Ramzus: I can admit that I'm horny just about 24/7
homomorphism: I used to not think your name was deshay and that Erick was just being racist
Hunter: sometimes I think I was literally born to be a pornstar
Ramzus: I can admit that I'm horny just about 24/7
homomorphism: I used to not think your name was deshay and that Erick was just being racist
Hunter: sometimes I think I was literally born to be a pornstar
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I have days where I'm constantly "in the mood" for it and then there's days where i don't feel like it at all...
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Zoop wrote:Honestly I have no idea.
It's that high of a number?!? LoL
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This thread’s poll was so useless. 

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Leave the OP alone, he’s a Belieber. He means well. 

Blow: "Nowadays even Liam can release an album of his screechy vocals and it'll probably go #1..."
Ramzus: I can admit that I'm horny just about 24/7
homomorphism: I used to not think your name was deshay and that Erick was just being racist
Hunter: sometimes I think I was literally born to be a pornstar
Ramzus: I can admit that I'm horny just about 24/7
homomorphism: I used to not think your name was deshay and that Erick was just being racist
Hunter: sometimes I think I was literally born to be a pornstar
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I'm just surprised there are 10 people who voted "10+ per day". Can there be any penis left after all that?
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Eryx wrote:I'm just surprised there are 10 people who voted "10+ per day". Can there be any penis left after all that?
How about the six that said they never...
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2 - 3 times a day.
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i hardly ever masturbate but use to frequently. because of my medication my libido has went into the gutter and i have a hard time trying to orgasm.
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?
Less than once a week
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Who’s with me?
Blow: "Nowadays even Liam can release an album of his screechy vocals and it'll probably go #1..."
Ramzus: I can admit that I'm horny just about 24/7
homomorphism: I used to not think your name was deshay and that Erick was just being racist
Hunter: sometimes I think I was literally born to be a pornstar
Ramzus: I can admit that I'm horny just about 24/7
homomorphism: I used to not think your name was deshay and that Erick was just being racist
Hunter: sometimes I think I was literally born to be a pornstar
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?
Very rarely, always been the same since my teens and now I'm 40... Never experienced the pleasure in it. Am I missing something. BF does at least 2-3 times a day.
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Re: How Often do you Masturbate?
I answered 1 to 3 times, bu my question is.....how often do you master ate but not ejaculate? For me it's the same 1 to 3 but have gone as many as 7 days before enjoy the orgasm
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Jjaawlco wrote:I answered 1 to 3 times, bu my question is.....how often do you master ate but not ejaculate? For me it's the same 1 to 3 but have gone as many as 7 days before enjoy the orgasm
That's some crazy committed edging right there.
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