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Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 26 January 2015, 20:48

You're mostly straight but a bottom. Totally believeable.
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Re: I am a religous mostly straight guy who needs help

Unread postby nikolii » 26 January 2015, 20:50

poolerboy0077 wrote:You're mostly straight but a bottom. Totally believeable.

Hey my closest male friend who's straight once told me he knew exactly why gay people were passive in bed a lot of time because he takes some really, really orgasmic shits about once a week. Ones that leave him feeling like a log flume, too.
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Re: I am a religous mostly straight guy who needs help

Unread postby swissagent » 26 January 2015, 21:16

nikolii wrote:
poolerboy0077 wrote:You're mostly straight but a bottom. Totally believeable.

Hey my closest male friend who's straight once told me he knew exactly why gay people were passive in bed a lot of time because he takes some really, really orgasmic shits about once a week. Ones that leave him feeling like a log flume, too.


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Re: I am a religous mostly straight guy who needs help

Unread postby Derek » 26 January 2015, 21:23

poolerboy0077 wrote:You're mostly straight but a bottom. Totally believeable.

I once spent a long time exploring a subreddit for straight men who enjoy gay porn. It was fascinating. The only real common thread was that none of them desired intimacy with men (dating, cuddling, kissing, etc.), but it seemed like the majority was specifically interested in sucking someone's dick, and plenty more were interested in fucking a guy or being fucked, especially if it involved elements of dominance and submission. I don't know, sexuality is weird.
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Re: I am a religous mostly straight guy who needs help

Unread postby homomorphism » 26 January 2015, 22:37

poolerboy0077 wrote:You're mostly straight but a bottom. Totally believeable.


I feel like you have an oddly heteronormative view of sex.

Derek wrote:
poolerboy0077 wrote:You're mostly straight but a bottom. Totally believeable.

I once spent a long time exploring a subreddit for straight men who enjoy gay porn. It was fascinating. The only real common thread was that none of them desired intimacy with men (dating, cuddling, kissing, etc.), but it seemed like the majority was specifically interested in sucking someone's dick, and plenty more were interested in fucking a guy or being fucked, especially if it involved elements of dominance and submission. I don't know, sexuality is weird.


http://www.reddit.com/r/TotallyStraight/ ?
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Re: I am a religous mostly straight guy who needs help

Unread postby Rocket_raccoon » 26 January 2015, 23:03

If you want the D, then so be it. God wouldn't put you on this Earth if he didn't accept you for who you are.
"The two most important days in your life are the day you are born, and the day you find out why." - Mark Twain
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Re: I am a religous mostly straight guy who needs help

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 28 January 2015, 05:50

homomorphism wrote:
poolerboy0077 wrote:You're mostly straight but a bottom. Totally believeable.


I feel like you have an oddly heteronormative view of sex.

Most straight men prefer sexual dominance, at least according to Ogas and Gadam's research. I can't help it if nature tends to validate me. :shrug:
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Re: I am a religous mostly straight guy who needs help

Unread postby McTaggartfan » 17 March 2021, 00:00

What the hell even is a "gay lifestyle"? Is that where you just talk about being gay all the time and wear only rainbow clothing?? :facepalm2:

Also if anyone complains about me replying to an old thread, let me just go ahead and say this: idgaf. Fight me!
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Re: I am a religous mostly straight guy who needs help

Unread postby lufia » 21 April 2021, 17:52

I was once a sunday school teacher in a Southern Baptist congregation before realizing that I am a total bottom. Most "Christians" have little to no understanding of the Bible, or it's history. The various books of the Bible were written over several centuries by the followers of the people they are attributed to. That is why multiple passages in the Bible contradict one another. Many "Christian" denominations view the Bible as the literal word of God. It isn't. It was written by men. You cannot take it literally, or you will drive yourself insane. You have to take it into context, and remember the basic premises of Christianity.
1. God is all seeing and all knowing.
2.God has a plan for everyone and everything.
3.God is infallible.
4. God understands that human beings are sinners, and expects no one to be perfect.

If you remember these precepts, then you will understand that God created you the way you are. If you are gay, it's because that's what God wanted you to be. God doesn't make mistakes, so it was no accident. God did not create you to be miserable and ashamed of who you are. If you believe and love your God, then he will be there for you, and will love you in return.
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