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Unread postby Callumx » 7 April 2020, 16:49

Hello Gents!

So, i'm curious, what is your ideal dick?

    Small, Cut
    Small, Uncut

    Average, Cut
    Average, Uncut

    Long, Cut
    Long, Uncut

    GIANT, Cut
    GIANT, Uncut


For me, deffo Average, Cut, Wbu?

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Re: Ideal Dick?

Unread postby Eryx » 7 April 2020, 17:06

I don't care about cut or uncut. Cut is good to get right down to business, uncut has more skin for you to play with during a blowjob. Both can be varying degrees of beautiful or strange (some circumcision scars throw me off, to be honest).

As for size, average is the best. Big dicks hurt too much.
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Re: Ideal Dick?

Unread postby Callumx » 7 April 2020, 18:10

Yeah, i agree! I've never met any cut guy with a noticeable scar tbh.
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Re: Ideal Dick?

Unread postby InternetShrink » 8 April 2020, 00:05

I thought these types of threads were reserved for use by GTF. Wack. So when are we going to start asking eahother how big our dicks are?

And average, cut. I don't mind a piggy in a blanket, but anything more than 7 inches is just too much.
That'll be 500 bucks.
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Re: Ideal Dick?

Unread postby Safigooner » 8 April 2020, 04:33

Average , as far as cut or uncut it doesn't matter to me
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Unread postby PopTart » 8 April 2020, 06:27

Cut or uncut, I'm not fussed. I like them girthy for bottoming, no more than 7 inches long I guess. More than that and it hurts too much. For when I top or for visual excitement when I blow a guy, a nice long one is definately a plus.
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Unread postby rogonandi » 8 April 2020, 09:50

Eryx wrote:I don't care about cut or uncut. Cut is good to get right down to business, uncut has more skin for you to play with during a blowjob. Both can be varying degrees of beautiful or strange (some circumcision scars throw me off, to be honest).

As for size, average is the best. Big dicks hurt too much.

When it comes to circumcised dicks, are you talking about the ones that look like from the scar up have a completely different colour?
Why are you?

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Re: Ideal Dick?

Unread postby René » 8 April 2020, 10:22

I've only experienced two, both about 7" I think.
One uncut, one cut.
Uncut kinda seems both objectively and subjectively a little better to me in general, but that doesn't mean I can't love or have a lot of fun with a cut one. :D
But more importantly, I happen to love the guys attached to both of them :heart: and I feel very lucky with both their equipment.

Having said that, I do vividly remember the looks of horror on my classmates' faces when, at our Christian primary school in the Netherlands, we learned that circumcision was a thing back in Jewish times. We learned that it was practised before the time of Jesus. All agreed that we were glad not to be living in those barbaric times when parents would have a bit of every little newborn boy's genitals cut off.

Imagine my surprise when I later found out that Americans had reintroduced this practice, primarily as a deterrent to the evils of masturbation, and that the vast majority of boys born in America were subjected to it to that day. I'm sure my teacher had no idea either. I don't think it's a generally well-known fact in Europe.
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Re: Ideal Dick?

Unread postby Severelius » 8 April 2020, 10:31

Uncut preferably.
Not too girthy cause it gives me jaw-ache after a while otherwise.
Lengthwise honestly as long as I can deepthroat it (so anywhere up to 8") I'm not that fussed, though average or above average is obviously preferred.
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Re: Ideal Dick?

Unread postby René » 8 April 2020, 10:45

Severelius wrote:Uncut preferably.
Not too girthy cause it gives me jaw-ache after a while otherwise.
Lengthwise honestly as long as I can deepthroat it (so anywhere up to 8") I'm not that fussed, though average or above average is obviously preferred.

I tend to agree with this fellow, haha.
I kinda like it when it's long enough to make it impossible to breathe :lol: and then to be forced down on it all the way without letting up.
I think maybe that turning point is just about the sweet spot actually!
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Re: Ideal Dick?

Unread postby Severelius » 8 April 2020, 10:50

René wrote:
Severelius wrote:Uncut preferably.
Not too girthy cause it gives me jaw-ache after a while otherwise.
Lengthwise honestly as long as I can deepthroat it (so anywhere up to 8") I'm not that fussed, though average or above average is obviously preferred.

I tend to agree with this fellow, haha.
I kinda like it when it's long enough to make it impossible to breathe. :lol:
I think maybe that turning point is just about the sweet spot actually!

There's a line between "an enjoyable struggle" to "a difficult and unpleasant struggle" in terms of deepthroating potential.

That said I am kind of constantly on the lookout for one bigger to see if I can't push my limits a bit more, but that's just cause I'm a cock-thirsty bitch. :D
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Re: Ideal Dick?

Unread postby Callumx » 8 April 2020, 11:28

I enjoyed reading this :'D
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Re: Ideal Dick?

Unread postby Choicespecs » 8 April 2020, 12:04

I'm going to have to vote for Average and Uncut!

To be honest size and cut doesn't matter. Some dicks just don't look very 'inviting' regardless of size.
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Re: Ideal Dick?

Unread postby Frigid » 8 April 2020, 17:36

Callumx wrote:I enjoyed reading this :'D

Everybody fell for the voyeurs bait
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Re: Ideal Dick?

Unread postby Callumx » 8 April 2020, 17:40

What on earth is voyeurs bait
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Re: Ideal Dick?

Unread postby GearFetTwinkRomance » 8 April 2020, 20:04

I can't really say if I had a preference. As long as it's located at the crotch region and not at his forehead, I guess.
And not shaped like that of a boar, neither them of mallard drakes, or like cats have them, with penis spikes.
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Re: Ideal Dick?

Unread postby Eryx » 9 April 2020, 01:52

rogonandi wrote:When it comes to circumcised dicks, are you talking about the ones that look like from the scar up have a completely different colour?
Yeah, that's what I mean. It throws me off a bit. It's not a deal-breaker by far and I've seen bicolored dicks that really enticed me for miles, but if you ask me to check a box, I'd rather not. Uncut dicks are better on that front.
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Re: Ideal Dick?

Unread postby PopTart » 9 April 2020, 07:06

Eryx wrote:
rogonandi wrote:When it comes to circumcised dicks, are you talking about the ones that look like from the scar up have a completely different colour?
Yeah, that's what I mean. It throws me off a bit. It's not a deal-breaker by far and I've seen bicolored dicks that really enticed me for miles, but if you ask me to check a box, I'd rather not. Uncut dicks are better on that front.

I've seen that before, never really bothers me.

What does put me off slightly, are those... I want to say, lumpy ones, that are all kinds of misshapen. :blargh: To steal the words out of your mouth, it's not a deal breaker, but it is off putting.

And I hooked up with a guy once whose had a bend, it was like a right angle, not up or down, but to the left.
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Re: Ideal Dick?

Unread postby Choicespecs » 9 April 2020, 09:30

PopTart wrote:And I hooked up with a guy once whose had a bend, it was like a right angle, not up or down, but to the left.



"A right angle bend" :gaping: does it still work? How do they urinate? is it at a right angle when flaccid?.... so many questions. But I'm too afraid to google.
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Re: Ideal Dick?

Unread postby René » 9 April 2020, 09:33

Choicespecs wrote:
PopTart wrote:And I hooked up with a guy once whose had a bend, it was like a right angle, not up or down, but to the left.

"A right angle bend" :gaping: does it still work? How do they urinate? is it at a right angle when flaccid?.... so many questions. But I'm too afraid to google.

Thanks, now I'll be afraid to open this thread again. :oface:

But at least not as afraid as I would be if Huevos still roamed these grounds... :noes:
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